awesome pickup lines

[Sam]

I wish I was a Pokémon trainer so I could Pikachu Jigglypuffs.

okay go

[the shortest route to the sea]

For being stuffed in a car with someone you know reasonably well:

"Hey, let's count shoulders! [from your farthest to their farthest] One...two...three...four!"

[Hiro]

[spoiler=only works for asians]look at the tag of their shirt and say "just what I thought, Made in China."[/spoiler]

[Mettalik]

For being stuffed in a car with someone you know reasonably well:

"Hey, let's count shoulders! [from your farthest to their farthest] One...two...three...four!"

THIS IS
AWEESOMMMEE

[Hiro]

I'm a total dumbshit aren't I

[Daddy]

"Hey wanna fuck"

[the shortest route to the sea]

THIS IS
AWEESOMMMEE

"Damn"
"What?"
"I'm trying to send a text message, but I can't get reception. Maybe...argh...over here? [Hand over shoulder comfortably]"

[Sam]

you guys aren't dirty enough.

That shirt is very becoming on you.
Of course If I was on you, I would be coming too.

[the shortest route to the sea]

"Hey, my magic watch says you're not wearing any underwear."
"Ummm...no, I am."
"Oh. Well, it must be 15 minutes fast then."

[Hiro]

"I bet my dad's bigger than your dad."

[Zach]

hardy har har

[ME##]

'Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, hi.'

[YPrrrr]

Beautiful weather we're having isn't it?

[spoiler=only works for asians]look at the tag of their shirt and say "just what I thought, Made in China."[/spoiler]

And if they're from any other asian country, you'll get a prompt kick in the nads

[Hiro]

"SO TELL ME... CAN I HAVE YO NUMBAH?"

[Kalahari Inkantation]

"Someone vacuum my lap, I think you need a clean place to sit."

"SO TELL ME... CAN I HAVE YO NUMBAH?"

lol