i almost lost my virginity
we were getting ready to do it after I did various things to her
and I backed out
I also smoked 2 blunts in my room with friends and got away with it
akudood;
6 days ago I smoked 12 bowls in my room with my mom 15 feet away and when she came in I had absolutely no explanation
Quote from: Title on July 13, 2009, 08:15:59 PM
6 days ago I smoked 12 bowls in my room with my mom 15 feet away and when she came in I had absolutely no explanation
cool story bro thumbup;
Quote from: Title on July 13, 2009, 08:15:59 PM
6 days ago I smoked 12 bowls in my room with my mom 15 feet away and when she came in I had absolutely no explanation
I hate when that happens
specifics of what i did to her
[spoiler]made out with her for 2 hours in various positions[/spoiler]
[spoiler]felt her boobs[/spoiler]
[spoiler]felt her butt[/spoiler]
[spoiler]finger fucked her[/spoiler]
[spoiler]tried to get it in and couldn't [/spoiler]
oh dear god it was terrible ;-;
WHO
Quote from: Ryu on July 13, 2009, 08:19:59 PM
specifics of what i did to her
[spoiler]made out with her for 2 hours in various positions[/spoiler]
[spoiler]felt her boobs[/spoiler]
[spoiler]felt her butt[/spoiler]
[spoiler]finger fucked her[/spoiler]
[spoiler]tried to get it in and couldn't [/spoiler]
oh dear god it was terrible ;-;
Dude. Here's what you do.
First of all, make out. After she gets ready to do it, say "Be right back" and head into the bathroom. Then you fap. Then you get a condom (if you want), then you fuck her longer than you would've if you hadn't have fapped. You will eventually finish and feel like a new man.
Also your junk will hurt akudood;
Quote from: Pele on July 13, 2009, 08:17:25 PM
cool story bro thumbup;
always looking for compliments from soccer fags thumbup;
black people
Quote from: Orochi on July 13, 2009, 09:03:51 PM
black people
This. (http://www.dqshrine.com/dq/dq3/orochi.jpg)
wackass niggas
Quote from: Wrench on July 13, 2009, 09:20:31 PM
wackass niggas
(http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/l/lol_cat-12926.jpg) wrench u so fuuuuuny
Quote from: Title on July 13, 2009, 09:22:51 PM
wrench u so fuuuuuny
And with this, goodbye Boyah. I'll be back whenever the awards are up.
I'll hope that you're leaving because of the fucking retarded picture and not the comment.
Quote from: Wrench on July 13, 2009, 09:28:41 PM
And with this, goodbye Boyah. I'll be back whenever the awards are up.
did you forget the ignore feature again
Quote from: Wrench on July 13, 2009, 09:28:41 PM
And with this, goodbye Boyah. I'll be back whenever the awards are up.
bye bye faggot
You're a pussy Cam lol.
Just do it.
What do you mean you couldn't get it in?
Oh man, I am sure tons of people care about a 14 year old boy almost having sex.
Oh, how cute.
her hymen is impenetrable lol
maybe she had a tiny vagina
Seriously use a condom, you don't want your little babies all over the place.
Quote from: reefer on July 14, 2009, 01:20:58 PM
Seriously use a condom, you we don't want your little babies all over the place.
Fixededed.
Quote from: YPR on July 14, 2009, 07:58:40 AM
What do you mean you couldn't get it in?
You probably wouldn't understand but sometimes your penis is just too big for the vagina
Quote from: reefer on July 14, 2009, 01:20:58 PM
Seriously use a condom, you don't want your little babies all over the place.
Hes black. akudood;