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Started by The spy who loves you, July 13, 2009, 08:15:05 PM

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The spy who loves you

July 13, 2009, 08:15:05 PM
i almost lost my virginity

we were getting ready to do it after I did various things to her

and I backed out

I also smoked 2 blunts in my room with friends and got away with it

akudood;

Title

July 13, 2009, 08:15:59 PM #1
6 days ago I smoked 12 bowls in my room with my mom 15 feet away and when she came in I had absolutely no explanation

Pele

July 13, 2009, 08:17:25 PM #2
Quote from: Title on July 13, 2009, 08:15:59 PM
6 days ago I smoked 12 bowls in my room with my mom 15 feet away and when she came in I had absolutely no explanation


cool story bro thumbup;

Travis

July 13, 2009, 08:17:37 PM #3
Quote from: Title on July 13, 2009, 08:15:59 PM
6 days ago I smoked 12 bowls in my room with my mom 15 feet away and when she came in I had absolutely no explanation

I hate when that happens

The spy who loves you

July 13, 2009, 08:19:59 PM #4
specifics of what i did to her

[spoiler]made out with her for 2 hours in various positions[/spoiler]
[spoiler]felt her boobs[/spoiler]
[spoiler]felt her butt[/spoiler]
[spoiler]finger fucked her[/spoiler]
[spoiler]tried to get it in and couldn't [/spoiler]

oh dear god it was terrible ;-;

Travis

July 13, 2009, 08:20:46 PM #5
WHO

Bushy

July 13, 2009, 08:23:05 PM #6
Quote from: Ryu on July 13, 2009, 08:19:59 PM
specifics of what i did to her

[spoiler]made out with her for 2 hours in various positions[/spoiler]
[spoiler]felt her boobs[/spoiler]
[spoiler]felt her butt[/spoiler]
[spoiler]finger fucked her[/spoiler]
[spoiler]tried to get it in and couldn't [/spoiler]

oh dear god it was terrible ;-;
Dude. Here's what you do.

First of all, make out. After she gets ready to do it, say "Be right back" and head into the bathroom. Then you fap.  Then you get a condom (if you want), then you fuck her longer than you would've if you hadn't have fapped. You will eventually finish and feel like a new man.

Also your junk will hurt akudood;
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Title

July 13, 2009, 08:23:27 PM #7
Quote from: Pele on July 13, 2009, 08:17:25 PM
cool story bro thumbup;
always looking for compliments from soccer fags thumbup;

Nyerp

July 13, 2009, 09:03:51 PM #8
black people

Hiro

July 13, 2009, 09:05:41 PM #9

Pele

July 13, 2009, 09:06:21 PM #10

Wrench

July 13, 2009, 09:20:31 PM #11
wackass niggas

Title

July 13, 2009, 09:22:51 PM #12
Quote from: Wrench on July 13, 2009, 09:20:31 PM
wackass niggas
wrench u so fuuuuuny

Wrench

July 13, 2009, 09:28:41 PM #13
Quote from: Title on July 13, 2009, 09:22:51 PM
wrench u so fuuuuuny

And with this, goodbye Boyah. I'll be back whenever the awards are up.

rdl

July 13, 2009, 09:31:54 PM #14
I'll hope that you're leaving because of the fucking retarded picture and not the comment.
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