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Title: RETURN OF THE KEWN
Post by: Daddy on June 26, 2009, 09:47:37 PM

My aunt left the back porch door open and I heard a sound in the back hall. baddood;

I grabbed my knife and airsoft gun and charged into the hall seeing one of my kewnbrothers.

He ran back outside and under some wood I think he's in the garage.

I threw him some bread but he didn't eat it.

I MISS MY KEWN

ima go find him

Title: Re: RETURN OF THE KEWN
Post by: Tomboh on June 26, 2009, 09:49:21 PM

catch him and make him your slave

Title: Re: RETURN OF THE KEWN
Post by: Daphnia on June 26, 2009, 10:37:35 PM

I hear they're attracted to narcissistic, abusive and deranged females. Try acting more like that around it and I'm sure it will come running to be belittled. baddood;

Title: Re: RETURN OF THE KEWN
Post by: rdl on June 26, 2009, 10:41:41 PM

i did a report on raccoons back in 3rd grade

i probably threw it away lol. but for like a year, i was the go-to man for kewn knowledge.

Title: Re: RETURN OF THE KEWN
Post by: NOA_Haunted on June 26, 2009, 10:41:54 PM

Saw dis' on da ol' facebook.

Title: Re: RETURN OF THE KEWN
Post by: Daddy on June 26, 2009, 11:21:35 PM

HE CAME BACK AND HISSED AT ME cry;

I just wanted to give him bread and c'note food. :(

Title: Re: RETURN OF THE KEWN
Post by: Tomboh on June 27, 2009, 12:45:42 AM

its because you cut your hair

you look less like a kewn now

Title: Re: RETURN OF THE KEWN
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on June 27, 2009, 05:03:50 AM

wait
i thought you lived upstairs

Title: Re: RETURN OF THE KEWN
Post by: l a c e y on June 27, 2009, 09:44:07 AM

Quote from: Tomboh on June 27, 2009, 12:45:42 AM
its because you cut your hair

you look less like a kewn now

Plus he probably hates raisin bread.

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