RETURN OF THE KEWN

[Daddy]

My aunt left the back porch door open and I heard a sound in the back hall.

I grabbed my knife and airsoft gun and charged into the hall seeing one of my kewnbrothers.

He ran back outside and under some wood I think he's in the garage.

I threw him some bread but he didn't eat it.

I MISS MY KEWN

ima go find him

[Tomboh]

catch him and make him your slave

[Daphnia]

I hear they're attracted to narcissistic, abusive and deranged females. Try acting more like that around it and I'm sure it will come running to be belittled. 

[rdl]

i did a report on raccoons back in 3rd grade

i probably threw it away lol. but for like a year, i was the go-to man for kewn knowledge.

[NOA_Haunted]

Saw dis' on da ol' facebook.

[Daddy]

HE CAME BACK AND HISSED AT ME

I just wanted to give him bread and c'note food.

[Tomboh]

its because you cut your hair

you look less like a kewn now

[Det in F♯ Major]

wait
i thought you lived upstairs

[l a c e y]

its because you cut your hair

you look less like a kewn now

Plus he probably hates raisin bread.