today i made out with a girl
am i still a loser
it depends
did you insult her after
...Yes.
but i thought you merely had a crush on her
it was my first time bassir;
Quote from: Crazy Fucking Raccoon on June 15, 2009, 09:20:48 PM
it depends
did you insult her after
yes
but she tolerates it
@_@
pix
is she white?
how did this happen
Well, you're still Bassir, so yes.
FAIR ENOUGH
I FEEL LIKE A MAN
A MAN THAT HAS TOUCHED A WOMAN
You seek approbation from Boyah.
So no. bassir;
Yiss
wait, wait, wait boyah
bassir's definition of making out and the actual definition of making out could be two TOTALLY different things baddood;
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on June 16, 2009, 04:28:52 AM
wait, wait, wait boyah
bassir's definition of making out and the actual definition of making out could be two TOTALLY different things baddood;
yeah, they probably just exchanged AIM screen names or something
Quote from: Ken on June 16, 2009, 08:10:43 AM
yeah, they probably just exchanged AIM screen names or something
I'm such a whore >.<
no seriously
Tongue and everything.
Hands on waist.
Quote from: Bassir on June 16, 2009, 08:49:47 AM
no seriously
Tongue and everything.
Hands on waist.
did she have braces too? ;)
did you try to get a sneak up her shirt?
Quote from: Det in F♯ Major on June 16, 2009, 08:57:52 AM
did she have braces too? ;)
did you try to get a sneak up her shirt?
no
maybe
only cause she kept putting my hand there
is she afghan too?
let's see her picture ;)
if she's white then big deal it's not very hard for a middle eastern man to get a white girl
Why is this important?
It's just making out with someone.. it's not like it's a milestone in ones life or anything.
Get your dick sucked, then you can make a big deal about it.
Quote from: Ken on June 16, 2009, 08:10:43 AM
yeah, they probably just exchanged AIM screen names or something
I lol'd
Quote from: RDX on June 16, 2009, 12:43:27 PM
if she's white then big deal it's not very hard for a middle eastern man to get a white girl
lmao, i disagree big time; you guys are hardly attractive
Quote from: laylay on June 16, 2009, 01:02:44 PM
Why is this important?
It's just making out with someone.. it's not like it's a milestone in ones life or anything.
Get your dick sucked, then you can make a big deal about it.
It's a big deal because Bassir is a person with very little social interaction.
also, i got my dick sucked last week
felt great, as always
Quote from: laylay on June 16, 2009, 01:02:44 PM
Why is this important?
It's just making out with someone.. it's not like it's a milestone in ones life or anything.
Get your dick sucked, then you can make a big deal about it.
i don't think you can just brush a first kiss off as nothing akudood;
it'd probably be my event of the decade cjlubdoods;
Quote from: Trevor on June 16, 2009, 02:06:26 PM
It's a big deal because Bassir is a person with very little social interaction.
also, i got my dick sucked last week
felt great, as always
Well aren't you a badass.
Quote from: TECTRINKET on June 16, 2009, 02:30:08 PM
i don't think you can just brush a first kiss off as nothing akudood;
YES YOU CAN.
i don't even remember my first kiss or who i kissed.
it was so unimportant and so long ago.
Quote from: Trevor on June 16, 2009, 02:06:26 PM
It's a big deal because Bassir is a person with very little social interaction.
also, i got my dick sucked last week
felt great, as always
good job.
Quote from: laylay on June 16, 2009, 02:43:24 PM
YES YOU CAN.
i don't even remember my first kiss or who i kissed.
it was so unimportant and so long ago.
@___________________________________@
Quote from: laylay on June 16, 2009, 02:43:24 PM
YES YOU CAN.
i don't even remember my first kiss or who i kissed.
it was so unimportant and so long ago.
you're a slut ;)
Quote from: laylay on June 16, 2009, 02:43:24 PM
YES YOU CAN.
i don't even remember my first kiss or who i kissed.
it was so unimportant and so long ago.
i still remember my first
hug akudood;
Quote from: TECTRINKET on June 16, 2009, 03:27:19 PM
i still remember my first hug akudood;
Lucky. akudood;
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on June 16, 2009, 01:57:14 PM
lmao, i disagree big time; you guys are hardly attractive
You're brown though.
wop
Quote from: Det in F♯ Major on June 16, 2009, 01:57:14 PM
lmao, i disagree big time; you guys are hardly attractive
uh
iranians and afghans are pretty good-looking doodthing;
and middle-easterners are caucasian
Quote from: Bassir on June 16, 2009, 05:24:10 PM
uh
iranians and afghans are pretty good-looking doodthing;
and middle-easterners are caucasian
i call muslim countries middle eastern
You're lying.
Quote from: Walter on June 16, 2009, 02:36:20 PM
Well aren't you a badass.
hey hey
we can't all be as badass as mippo, but i try
Pics are required before this thread progresses any further.
Quote from: Zach on June 16, 2009, 06:26:27 PM
Pics are required before this thread progresses any further.
Especially since Paul, Bassir's best friend, doesn't even believe him.
I thought as soon as boys were done doing things with girls they called up their homies and bragged. hocuspocus;
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on June 16, 2009, 07:05:18 PM
Especially since Paul, Bassir's best friend, doesn't even believe him.
I thought as soon as boys were done doing things with girls they called up their homies and bragged. hocuspocus;
No, that's what idiots do. baddood;
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on June 16, 2009, 07:05:18 PM
I thought as soon as boys were done doing things with girls they called up their homies and bragged. hocuspocus;
I certainly wouldn't. sillydood;
Quote from: Det in Fââ,,¢Â¯ Major on June 16, 2009, 07:05:18 PM
Especially since Paul, Bassir's best friend, doesn't even believe him.
I thought as soon as boys were done doing things with girls they called up their homies and bragged. hocuspocus;
And girls reflect on the importance of what just took place.
I was glowing quietly for days afterward. giggle;
Quote from: TECTRINKET on June 16, 2009, 07:12:42 PM
I certainly wouldn't. sillydood;
well first you would have to have homies
Quote from: Famy on June 16, 2009, 07:15:24 PM
well first you would have to have homies
I guess you've got a point there. ]:
still, even if i did, i would keep quiet and just embrace my emotions alone cjlubdoods;
Quote from: TECTRINKET on June 16, 2009, 07:12:42 PM
I certainly wouldn't. sillydood;
I think I'd end up making a thread, to be honest. sillydood;
Quote from: Thyme on June 16, 2009, 07:21:27 PM
I think I'd end up making a thread, to be honest. sillydood;
well i'd probably tell you guys baddood;
But everyone I know in person would have to find out for themselves. scarecrowdood;
Quote from: TECTRINKET on June 16, 2009, 07:23:27 PM
But everyone I know in person would have to find out for themselves. scarecrowdood;
well first you would have to know people in person
Quote from: Canard Diapason Funambule on June 16, 2009, 02:44:28 PM
@___________________________________@
Yes, David. Unfortunately, this really is how most normal people feel about this. n_u
[spoiler]by normal i don't mean heteros i mean non-losers O_0[/spoiler]
[spoiler]and i know i just referred to lacey as normal O_0[/spoiler]
[spoiler]and as a non-loser O_0[/spoiler]
[spoiler]smithicide;[/spoiler]
I would cherish that moment forever. cjlubdoods;
You guys are nuts
Quote from: Thyme on June 16, 2009, 07:29:54 PM
Yes, David. Unfortunately, this really is how most normal people feel about this. n_u
[spoiler]by normal i don't mean heteros i mean non-losers O_0[/spoiler]
[spoiler]and i know i just referred to lacey as normal O_0[/spoiler]
[spoiler]and as a non-loser O_0[/spoiler]
[spoiler]smithicide;[/spoiler]
saddood;
Quote from: Trav on June 16, 2009, 07:36:00 PM
You guys are nuts
I know I am. :[
Quote from: Trav on June 16, 2009, 07:36:00 PM
You guys are nuts
Unfortunately. scarecrowdood;
I wonder what the replies would be. giggle;
a bunch of "was she fat" posts at first probably sillydood;
Quote from: TECTRINKET on June 16, 2009, 07:39:47 PM
scarecrowdood;
argh;
what does she look like
Quote from: Det in F♯ Major on June 16, 2009, 07:05:18 PM
Especially since Paul, Bassir's best friend, doesn't even believe him.
lol i don't tell him things
Quote from: Det in F♯ Major on June 16, 2009, 07:05:18 PM
I thought as soon as boys were done doing things with girls they called up their homies and bragged. hocuspocus;
Do I look normal to you?
Quote from: Bassir on June 16, 2009, 03:08:51 PM
you're a slut ;)
No not at all actually.
It's not my fault that you are socially retarded and it took you this long to do that.
Any important people I know, so that's not including mike, wouldn't remember either cause it was so long ago and it meant virtually nothing.
Quote from: laylay on June 16, 2009, 08:32:31 PM
No not at all actually.
It's not my fault that you are socially retarded and it took you this long to do that.
Any important people I know, so that's not including mike, wouldn't remember either cause it was so long ago and it meant virtually nothing.
@___________@
wrong thread akudood;
also, i agree with me86 akudood;
I will always remember my first kiss. Because I didn't kiss just anyone.
I believe you now; but I'm scared that you're going to throw this shit in my face.
I remember my first kiss, I was around 8 or 9. My sister dared me to kiss my neighbor, I said no. As I'm walking down my path she comes, throws me against the wall and starts kissing me. Then my aunt came and saw us. saddood;
Quote from: FAMY2 on June 16, 2009, 08:44:58 PM
I will always remember my first kiss. Because I didn't kiss just anyone.
My first kiss was memorable, but it didn't feel like one because I had a very realistic kiss in a dream once. So it was like...oh, that was a bad dream. Bad dream. Bad dream.
BAD DREAM.
Quote from: laylay on June 16, 2009, 08:32:31 PM
No not at all actually.
It's not my fault that you are socially retarded and it took you this long to do that.
Any important people I know, so that's not including mike, wouldn't remember either cause it was so long ago and it meant virtually nothing.
I can remember the first time I held hands with another girl. It mattered, because it was very important to me at the time, and looking back at that memory makes me feel happy.
You're just insensitive.
my first kiss was on a dare with my cousin's best friend
My first kiss was on a dare with my sister.
Mine was from spin the bottle. badass
My first kiss...
[spoiler]lol
okay, now i'm sad :([/spoiler]
my first kiss never happened because my religion says basically "thou shalt not date, for it takes you away from god" and im like "goddamnit, fine"
there were so many fine girls i turned down, it's all rather depressing :\
Quote from: RDX on June 18, 2009, 01:20:42 PM
my first kiss never happened because my religion says basically "thou shalt not date, for it takes you away from god" and im like "goddamnit, fine"
there were so many fine girls i turned down, it's all rather depressing :\
You're in high demand, I'm sure.
a boy kissed me in the school library
Quote from: Skylark on June 18, 2009, 01:30:41 PM
a boy kissed me in the school library
How did you react?
Quote from: Pqqu on June 18, 2009, 01:26:57 PM
Once a stud, always a stud.
yeah but then you get traumatized and you become anti-social and super paranoid and all of a sudden you're not very studdish.
Quote from: Canard Diapason Funambule on June 18, 2009, 01:32:07 PM
How did you react?
I think I ran away
a year later he kissed me when we were playing hide and go seek after school
Quote from: Skylark on June 18, 2009, 01:34:35 PM
I think I ran away
a year later he kissed me when we were playing hide and go seek after school
How did you react?
Quote from: RDX on June 18, 2009, 01:34:08 PM
yeah but then you get traumatized and you become anti-social and super paranoid and all of a sudden you're not very studdish.
Take pills and punch things, get your masculinity back.
Quote from: RDX on June 18, 2009, 01:35:29 PM
How did you react?
I think I ran away again
a year later he kissed me after a school band concert
Quote from: Skylark on June 18, 2009, 01:36:18 PM
I think I ran away again
a year later he kissed me after a school band concert
He seems to have a thing for you.
Quote from: Canard Diapason Funambule on June 18, 2009, 01:37:19 PM
He seems to have a thing for you.
Nah not anymore
Last week though we went to a drug deal together and then hung out at a party, he's a nice boy.
Quote from: Skylark on June 18, 2009, 01:37:57 PM
Nah not anymore
Last week though we went to a drug deal together and then hung out at a party, he's a nice boy.
Sounds fun!
Quote from: Pqqu on June 18, 2009, 01:38:53 PM
Sounds fun!
it was pretty funny the whole situation
I was really out of it but I just remember him saying "Carly, where is your Prius?" because I drive this really awful 2007 Yukon Denahli...
Quote from: Pqqu on June 18, 2009, 01:35:59 PM
Take pills
and od like jmv did
Quote from: Pqqu on June 18, 2009, 01:35:59 PM
punch things
everyone would kill me if i got into a fight with anyone
and punching
things is bullshit. since when does punching a pillow do anything?
Quote from: Skylark on June 18, 2009, 01:40:16 PM
it was pretty funny the whole situation
I was really out of it but I just remember him saying "Carly, where is your Prius?" because I drive this really awful 2007 Yukon Denahli...
give it to me |:
Quote from: Canard Diapason Funambule on June 18, 2009, 01:40:55 PM
give it to me |:
it gets terrible gas mileage and sometimes I don't think it fits on the road its so wide akudood;
Quote from: Skylark on June 18, 2009, 01:41:24 PM
it gets terrible gas mileage and sometimes I don't think it fits on the road its so wide akudood;
Give it to me |:
lol it'd be better than trying to sell it
Quote from: RDX on June 18, 2009, 01:40:42 PM
and od like jmv did
everyone would kill me if i got into a fight with anyone
and punching things is bullshit. since when does punching a pillow do anything?
Wactch Gurren Lagann and work out
Quote from: Pqqu on June 18, 2009, 01:45:53 PM
Wactch Gurren Lagann
no
Quotework out
i do, a little. sometimes. it's not a matter of me being scrawny, it's a matter of me being an infidel and everyone being a prejudiced, racist bastard. so if i fought one guy, then his entire church group would go out and beat my ass.
Quote from: Canard Diapason Funambule on June 18, 2009, 01:45:10 PM
Give it to me |:
lol it'd be better than trying to sell it
that's true
but it's not mine to give away -- my dad owns it
i just want a small car
Quote from: RDX on June 18, 2009, 01:48:16 PM
noi do, a little. sometimes. it's not a matter of me being scrawny, it's a matter of me being an infidel and everyone being a prejudiced, racist bastard. so if i fought one guy, then his entire church group would go out and beat my ass.
Which is why you sneak into his room at night!
I have a feeling the future of the world was just irrevocably changed
Quote from: Thyme on June 16, 2009, 07:40:59 PM
I wonder what the replies would be. giggle;
a bunch of "was she fat" posts at first probably sillydood;
you can count on me sillydood;
Quote from: Skylark on June 18, 2009, 01:37:57 PM
Nah not anymore
Last week though we went to a drug deal together and then hung out at a party, he's a nice boy.
AHHH BAD MEMORIES OF A GIRL LONG PAST
girl long past?
I think it's really funny because we're selling the Denahli soon and I think we're getting like 25k for it so I guess they still have resale value
Quote from: Pqqu on June 18, 2009, 01:45:53 PM
Wactch Gurren Lagann and work out
...GURREN LAGANN?
pqqu, you are my new best friend.
Quote from: Sam on June 19, 2009, 10:06:38 AM
...GURREN LAGANN?
pqqu, you are my new best friend.
Which is convenient, because I'm going to be spending an entire day with you.
Thank you sam :3
Quote from: Skylark on June 19, 2009, 09:31:14 AM
girl long past?
I think it's really funny because we're selling the Denahli soon and I think we're getting like 25k for it so I guess they still have resale value
impossible, whos the poor fucker thats paying that much? akudood;
.... Boyah sure does know how to derail a thread! hocuspocus;
SPOILER:
she's asian ;)
My first kiss was on Halloween 2008 in front of a Borders.
My first kiss was ________________
Quote from: Bassir on June 19, 2009, 05:32:42 PM
SPOILER:
she's asian ;)
this is great
you know why?
Now all lacey's insults will be directed to you and you're too busy thinking you've become hot shit to be mean to me.
Looks like I'll be living the easy life on boyah from now on. giggle;
Quote from: Pqqu on June 18, 2009, 01:45:53 PM
Wactch Gurren Lagann
Indeed, Kamina is the most manly thing ever. baddood;
zidone danced with a woman tonight n_u
Quote from: Cousin Itt on June 20, 2009, 11:00:06 PM
zidone danced with a woman tonight n_u
Who gives a shit, BASSIR JUST KISSED A GIRL!
it's not important anymore
Quote from: Placebo Headwound on June 20, 2009, 10:14:37 PM
Indeed, Kamina is the most manly thing ever. baddood;
...theify, you watch it too?!
I love you too now. giggle;