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Title: Almost arrested today
Post by: Bushy on June 09, 2009, 06:37:25 PM
So I was hanging out with my friends, when this other nigga Sheldon comes over there and starts hangin with us. I'm cool because I have no problem with him, but my two friends did.Then friend A's brother comes over and now we're all on group walking around the neighborhood. 

Then Sheldon and Friend A's brother get the bright fucking idea to throw bricks at the water meters of some houses. Me and my two friends are near them talking about girls and shit. Then all of a sudden, "Tory Jackson" pops out of his house and says "Hey, y'all little niggas stop that shit! I'mma call da polieese". I'm fucking scared right now because as he's on the phone with the dispacther, he's following us. Sheldon just ghosts out of there, because one sec he was there, the next he was gone.

Minutes pass. I got no way to get out of there because if I do that Tory guy is gonna tell the police. I thouht he was bluffing at first, but then I saw the car drive down the street to where we were at. I freaked and then ran into the street (Only after the cop car passed and turned left into the neighborhood).

I run into a group of stoner friends I have (Didn't know that until then at that moment, however). The're standing there with like 3 dime bas juust hangin out of their hands. "The police are like right down the street, put that shit away" I told them. So I look out of my periph and the Police car is coming down to where I was. I'm kinda walking casually and then I  duck behind a tree when the timing is right. Police Car goes down that street, then 180's it back to the station.

I think I saved my life today. Not from the cops, bu from my mommy   happydood;
Title: Re: Almost arrested today
Post by: rdl on June 09, 2009, 06:41:10 PM
Nice going my nigga
Title: Re: Almost arrested today
Post by: superclucky on June 09, 2009, 06:41:53 PM
You are so adorable with your nigra language. <3
Title: Re: Almost arrested today
Post by: Wrench on June 09, 2009, 09:07:28 PM
Nice job Bushy. Way to be pro.
Title: Re: Almost arrested today
Post by: Walter on June 09, 2009, 09:53:17 PM
My friends got arrested for stealing alcohol from the grocery store. I was wondering how long it would take until they got caught.  doodthing;
Title: Re: Almost arrested today
Post by: Veal on June 09, 2009, 10:05:58 PM
We put construction barrels blocking off someone's driveway last night because we're stupid and then got chased by their neighbors.
Title: Re: Almost arrested today
Post by: Mettalik on June 09, 2009, 11:49:16 PM
I was arrested at work before, but never charged!  n_u
Title: Re: Almost arrested today
Post by: YPrrrr on June 10, 2009, 06:27:37 AM
At least you're still a minor if you had been caught, but still... close one
Title: Re: Almost arrested today
Post by: Socks on June 10, 2009, 10:23:04 AM
Further proof that racial profiling would have worked.
Title: Re: Almost arrested today
Post by: l a c e y on June 10, 2009, 11:18:00 AM
You did not almost get arrested you retard. Not even close.
That story wasn't worth telling.
Title: Re: Almost arrested today
Post by: Bushy on June 10, 2009, 12:15:00 PM
Quote from: laylay on June 10, 2009, 11:18:00 AM
You did not almost get arrested you retard. Not even close.
That story wasn't worth telling.
Isn't vandalism an offense that can get you arrested? Oh wait, I already know the answer to that, and it is yes. So if I HAD been caught, I would've been arrested madood;
Title: Re: Almost arrested today
Post by: Nyerp on June 10, 2009, 12:49:08 PM
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Title: Re: Almost arrested today
Post by: l a c e y on June 10, 2009, 01:08:29 PM
No, considering you didn't do anything. Plus you would probably just get a warning or something. Plus that wasn't even close. You remind me of that Kevin kid. Which leads me to believe you are terribly annoying.
Title: Re: Almost arrested today
Post by: Samus Aran on June 10, 2009, 03:27:16 PM
Quote from: laylay on June 10, 2009, 01:08:29 PM
No, considering you didn't do anything. Plus you would probably just get a warning or something. Plus that wasn't even close. You remind me of that Kevin kid. Which leads me to believe you are terribly annoying.



Shut up, seriously.
Title: Re: Almost arrested today
Post by: Infel on June 10, 2009, 03:31:04 PM
Quote from: laylay on June 10, 2009, 01:08:29 PM
No, considering you didn't do anything. Plus you would probably just get a warning or something. Plus that wasn't even close. You remind me of that Kevin kid. Which leads me to believe you are terribly annoying.

Shut the fuck up, you stupid whore.
Title: Re: Almost arrested today
Post by: Meyer Lansky on June 10, 2009, 03:32:01 PM
Quote from: Kaz on June 10, 2009, 03:27:16 PM
Shut up, seriously.
Exactly what did she say that was wrong?
Title: Re: Almost arrested today
Post by: Geno on June 10, 2009, 03:33:18 PM
Quote from: DJ Premier on June 10, 2009, 03:32:01 PM
Exactly what did she say that was wrong?
I was thinking this as well
Title: Re: Almost arrested today
Post by: superclucky on June 10, 2009, 04:19:44 PM
They probably like Bushybrow and got offended by Lucy's poor judgment based off one incident that he experienced.
Title: Re: Almost arrested today
Post by: Daddy on June 10, 2009, 07:42:00 PM
Quote from: dead is dr seuss on June 10, 2009, 07:26:42 PM
Group hug plz. cjlubdoods;
omg you hi
Title: Re: Almost arrested today
Post by: Slim on June 10, 2009, 07:47:58 PM
Quote from: laylay on June 10, 2009, 01:08:29 PM
No, considering you didn't do anything. Plus you would probably just get a warning or something. Plus that wasn't even close. You remind me of that Kevin kid. Which leads me to believe you are terribly annoying.



Keep talking. Seriously. <3
Title: Re: Almost arrested today
Post by: l a c e y on June 10, 2009, 08:02:05 PM
Quote from: SBKT on June 10, 2009, 03:31:04 PM
Shut the fuck up, you stupid whore.


Maybe you should and stop telling your shitty stories about not getting almost arrested. Do something that will actually almost get you arrested, then tell me about it.
Title: Re: Almost arrested today
Post by: ME## on June 10, 2009, 08:08:41 PM
Quote from: laylay on June 10, 2009, 08:02:05 PM
Maybe you should and stop telling your shitty stories about not getting almost arrested. Do something that will actually almost get you arrested, then tell me about it.


SBKT != Bussybrow psyduck;
Title: Re: Almost arrested today
Post by: Bushy on June 10, 2009, 08:26:29 PM
Quote from: laylay on June 10, 2009, 01:08:29 PM
No, considering you didn't do anything. Plus you would probably just get a warning or something. Plus that wasn't even close. You remind me of that Kevin kid. Which leads me to believe you are terribly annoying.

And please tell me how I would've gotten a warning when that Tory guy didn't see who threw it. It could have very well been anyone of us. You remind me of that Fred kid on Youtube, which means you must be a terrible person who no one likes, therefore you try to make your e-peen grow by criticizing my 'shitty' story.

Quote from: laylay on June 10, 2009, 08:02:05 PM
Maybe you should and stop telling your shitty stories about not getting almost arrested. Do something that will actually almost get you arrested, then tell me about it.
First off, I'm not SBKT, dumbass. Second, how about YOU actually contribute something interesting, seeing as how I am incapable of it.
Title: Re: Almost arrested today
Post by: Meyer Lansky on June 11, 2009, 02:47:49 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on June 10, 2009, 08:26:29 PM
How I would've gotten a warning when that Tory guy didn't see who threw it.
Exactly; how would you have gotten in trouble?

No eyewitnesses means the cops can't do anything.  They're not going to bring all of you in and interrogate you guys to find out who the culprit is.  You would have walked away with a slap on the wrist.
Title: Re: Almost arrested today
Post by: l a c e y on June 11, 2009, 02:59:18 PM
Quote from: DJ Premier on June 11, 2009, 02:47:49 PM
Exactly; how would you have gotten in trouble?

No eyewitnesses means the cops can't do anything.  They're not going to bring all of you in and interrogate you guys to find out who the culprit is.  You would have walked away with a slap on the wrist.


I think we should just give up. This kid is to stupid to comprehend that.
Title: Re: Almost arrested today
Post by: rdl on June 11, 2009, 03:58:24 PM
so yesterday i almost had these kids come over and fight me because i looked at them the wrong way

damn white people and their superiority issues

Quote from: laylay on June 11, 2009, 02:59:18 PM
im a stupid dumbass whore
Lacey stop being such as badass
Title: Re: Almost arrested today
Post by: don't let's on June 11, 2009, 06:36:04 PM
One time this cop came up to us because my friend was shinning a laser pointer at people from on top of a parking garage. This was back when there was that sniper scare.
Title: Re: Almost arrested today
Post by: Squirtlejazz on June 11, 2009, 06:42:45 PM
Fuck da 5-0.
Title: Re: Almost arrested today
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 12, 2009, 11:09:14 AM
He would only have been put on Probation.  doodhuh;