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Title: Funny story about JMV! LOL
Post by: Slim on May 24, 2009, 08:43:14 PM
aight so i was at this rockin' party last night and we was like sooo fucked up as shit!!! i had like 3 whole, entire, full cups (the red plastic ones yo!!) of straight 100 proof alcohol and some weed and some cigarettes and some cocks in my ass and shit. and it's like 2 in the fucking morning (IN THE FUCKING MORNING!!!! HOLY SHIT) and motherfucking JMV calls me (honestly, i don't even fucking know how he got my fucking number!!) and he tells me:

he likes to be sexually dominated because it brings back fond memories of his childhood.
he's on a private jet to hotlanta yo!!@!
i fucked his sister (which is a total lie, btw).
i've sucked his dick before (okay maybe there's some truth to this one).

and so I'm all like "what the fuck??!?" because i was totally surprised and stuff. then he told me he was out in a park sucking off some trannies and shit. and then i masturbated and fell asleep.

PRETTY FUNNY/AMAZING STORY AMIRITE!!?!?!?! lololol and you don't even wanna hear my veal story xD trust me it's craaaaaazy, dude.
Title: Re: Funny story about JMV! LOL
Post by: Cookie on May 24, 2009, 08:44:11 PM
When did JMV get a sister?
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Post by: Travis on May 24, 2009, 08:44:38 PM
[spoiler]lol[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Funny story about JMV! LOL
Post by: Daddy on May 24, 2009, 08:44:41 PM
omg
Quote from: Cookie on May 24, 2009, 08:44:11 PM
When did JMV get a sister?
1991
Title: Re: Funny story about JMV! LOL
Post by: Mettalik on May 24, 2009, 08:46:04 PM
HAHAHAHAH DAME MAN FUCK YOU CRAZY ASS SHIT HOMIE ROFL LOLOL
YO MAN HIT MY ASS UP NEXT TIME WE CAN HIT DA CLUB YEAAHHH GET SOME BITCHES ROFL JK!!
Title: Re: Funny story about JMV! LOL
Post by: l a c e y on May 24, 2009, 08:47:27 PM
haha oh god.
Title: Re: Funny story about JMV! LOL
Post by: Slim on May 24, 2009, 08:48:00 PM
ayo jmv you fucking party animal, wanna get crunk again next weekend?? lol

Quote from: Mettalik on May 24, 2009, 08:46:04 PM
HAHAHAHAH DAME MAN FUCK YOU CRAZY ASS SHIT HOMIE ROFL LOLOL
YO MAN HIT MY ASS UP NEXT TIME WE CAN HIT DA CLUB YEAAHHH GET SOME BITCHES ROFL JK!!


HAHA ok man calm down
you can join me and jmv when we get all up on the honeys next weekend xD
Title: Re: Funny story about JMV! LOL
Post by: Daddy on May 24, 2009, 08:49:24 PM
slim we gon hit up da clubs and redefine crunk yo
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Post by: Mettalik on May 24, 2009, 08:49:30 PM
Quote from: Slim on May 24, 2009, 08:48:00 PM
ayo jmv you fucking party animal, wanna get crunk again next weekend?? lol

HAHA ok man calm down
you can join me and jmv when we get all up on the honeys next weekend xD
YEAH BRO NICE
YO TEXT ME N SHIT IMMA GO KILL THIS BUD
DUECES~~
Title: Re: Funny story about JMV! LOL
Post by: superclucky on May 24, 2009, 08:50:35 PM
i love you <3
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Post by: YPrrrr on May 24, 2009, 08:53:12 PM
Reminds me of someone I know
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Post by: Slim on May 24, 2009, 08:53:59 PM
Quote from: Crazy Fucking Raccoon on May 24, 2009, 08:49:24 PM
slim we gon hit up da clubs and redefine crunk yo


dem bitches ain't gonna know what hit 'em! lol

Quote from: Mettalik on May 24, 2009, 08:49:30 PM
YEAH BRO NICE
YO TEXT ME N SHIT IMMA GO KILL THIS BUD
DUECES~~


aight just give me yo digits and we'll be all set

Quote from: Stupid Fucking Slut on May 24, 2009, 08:50:35 PM
i love you <3


woah woah woah them be three words i don't like hearin'.
i can't get connected to any one broad. slim's gotta be able to give his lovin' to all of the ladies--know what i'm sayin'?
Title: Re: Funny story about JMV! LOL
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 24, 2009, 08:54:35 PM
I want to hear your Veal story. akudood;
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Post by: Daddy on May 24, 2009, 08:57:44 PM
yo yo yo slim remember guff he was all yooooooo look at this i can chug the whole 40 and he fuckin did it then smoked like 5 fucking bowls yo
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Post by: Hiro on May 24, 2009, 09:05:34 PM
:)
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Post by: strongbad on May 24, 2009, 09:11:06 PM
Quote from: Hïro on May 24, 2009, 09:05:34 PM
:)

reported
Title: Re: Funny story about JMV! LOL
Post by: Slim on May 24, 2009, 09:13:49 PM
Quote from: TECTRINKET on May 24, 2009, 08:54:35 PM
I want to hear your Veal story. akudood;


nah man, i bet he'd be so fuckin' pissed if i told it because so embarrassing for him.
the only way you're gonna hear it is if he decides to tell it himself, which i doubt is going to happen cuz he's so lame.

Quote from: Crazy Fucking Raccoon on May 24, 2009, 08:57:44 PM
yo yo yo slim remember guff he was all yooooooo look at this i can chug the whole 40 and he fuckin did it then smoked like 5 fucking bowls yo


haha oh man how could i forgot!?? lol
guff is like a fuckin' machine, man.
Title: Re: Funny story about JMV! LOL
Post by: Nyerp on May 24, 2009, 09:20:29 PM
wish i was there man
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Post by: Slim on May 24, 2009, 09:23:06 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on May 24, 2009, 09:20:29 PM
wish i was there man


yeah the whole thing was awfully crazy man i wish i taped it
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Post by: Nyerp on May 24, 2009, 09:25:51 PM
Quote from: Slim on May 24, 2009, 09:23:06 PM
yeah the whole thing was awfully crazy man i wish i taped it


haha fuckin crazy-ass bullshit dawg
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Post by: Selkie on May 24, 2009, 09:31:06 PM
you would have some cocks in your ass and shit you FUCKING FAGGIT
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Post by: Slim on May 24, 2009, 09:42:30 PM
Quote from: Selkie on May 24, 2009, 09:31:06 PM
you would have some cocks in your ass and shit you FUCKING FAGGIT


you don't even fucking know me, asshole. way to be a hater. :\