aight so i was at this rockin' party last night and we was like sooo fucked up as shit!!! i had like 3 whole, entire, full cups (the red plastic ones yo!!) of straight 100 proof alcohol and some weed and some cigarettes and some cocks in my ass and shit. and it's like 2 in the fucking morning (IN THE FUCKING MORNING!!!! HOLY SHIT) and motherfucking JMV calls me (honestly, i don't even fucking know how he got my fucking number!!) and he tells me:
he likes to be sexually dominated because it brings back fond memories of his childhood.
he's on a private jet to hotlanta yo!!@!
i fucked his sister (which is a total lie, btw).
i've sucked his dick before (okay maybe there's some truth to this one).
and so I'm all like "what the fuck??!?" because i was totally surprised and stuff. then he told me he was out in a park sucking off some trannies and shit. and then i masturbated and fell asleep.
PRETTY FUNNY/AMAZING STORY AMIRITE!!?!?!?! lololol and you don't even wanna hear my veal story xD trust me it's craaaaaazy, dude.
When did JMV get a sister?
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HAHAHAHAH DAME MAN FUCK YOU CRAZY ASS SHIT HOMIE ROFL LOLOL
YO MAN HIT MY ASS UP NEXT TIME WE CAN HIT DA CLUB YEAAHHH GET SOME BITCHES ROFL JK!!
haha oh god.
ayo jmv you fucking party animal, wanna get crunk again next weekend?? lol
Quote from: Mettalik on May 24, 2009, 08:46:04 PM
HAHAHAHAH DAME MAN FUCK YOU CRAZY ASS SHIT HOMIE ROFL LOLOL
YO MAN HIT MY ASS UP NEXT TIME WE CAN HIT DA CLUB YEAAHHH GET SOME BITCHES ROFL JK!!
HAHA ok man calm down
you can join me and jmv when we get all up on the honeys next weekend xD
slim we gon hit up da clubs and redefine crunk yo
Quote from: Slim on May 24, 2009, 08:48:00 PM
ayo jmv you fucking party animal, wanna get crunk again next weekend?? lol
HAHA ok man calm down
you can join me and jmv when we get all up on the honeys next weekend xD
YEAH BRO NICE
YO TEXT ME N SHIT IMMA GO KILL THIS BUD
DUECES~~
i love you <3
Reminds me of someone I know
Quote from: Crazy Fucking Raccoon on May 24, 2009, 08:49:24 PM
slim we gon hit up da clubs and redefine crunk yo
dem bitches ain't gonna know what hit 'em! lol
Quote from: Mettalik on May 24, 2009, 08:49:30 PM
YEAH BRO NICE
YO TEXT ME N SHIT IMMA GO KILL THIS BUD
DUECES~~
aight just give me yo digits and we'll be all set
Quote from: Stupid Fucking Slut on May 24, 2009, 08:50:35 PM
i love you <3
woah woah woah them be three words i don't like hearin'.
i can't get connected to any one broad. slim's gotta be able to give his lovin' to all of the ladies--know what i'm sayin'?
I want to hear your Veal story. akudood;
yo yo yo slim remember guff he was all yooooooo look at this i can chug the whole 40 and he fuckin did it then smoked like 5 fucking bowls yo
:)
Quote from: TECTRINKET on May 24, 2009, 08:54:35 PM
I want to hear your Veal story. akudood;
nah man, i bet he'd be so fuckin' pissed if i told it because so embarrassing for him.
the only way you're gonna hear it is if he decides to tell it himself, which i doubt is going to happen cuz he's so lame.
Quote from: Crazy Fucking Raccoon on May 24, 2009, 08:57:44 PM
yo yo yo slim remember guff he was all yooooooo look at this i can chug the whole 40 and he fuckin did it then smoked like 5 fucking bowls yo
haha oh man how could i forgot!?? lol
guff is like a fuckin' machine, man.
wish i was there man
Quote from: Nyerp on May 24, 2009, 09:20:29 PM
wish i was there man
yeah the whole thing was awfully crazy man i wish i taped it
Quote from: Slim on May 24, 2009, 09:23:06 PM
yeah the whole thing was awfully crazy man i wish i taped it
haha fuckin crazy-ass bullshit dawg
you would have some cocks in your ass and shit you FUCKING FAGGIT
Quote from: Selkie on May 24, 2009, 09:31:06 PM
you would have some cocks in your ass and shit you FUCKING FAGGIT
you don't even fucking know me, asshole. way to be a hater. :\