Funny story about JMV! LOL

[Slim]

aight so i was at this rockin' party last night and we was like sooo fucked up as shit!!! i had like 3 whole, entire, full cups (the red plastic ones yo!!) of straight 100 proof alcohol and some weed and some cigarettes and some cocks in my ass and shit. and it's like 2 in the fucking morning (IN THE FUCKING MORNING!!!! HOLY SHIT) and motherfucking JMV calls me (honestly, i don't even fucking know how he got my fucking number!!) and he tells me:

he likes to be sexually dominated because it brings back fond memories of his childhood.
he's on a private jet to hotlanta yo!!@!
i fucked his sister (which is a total lie, btw).
i've sucked his dick before (okay maybe there's some truth to this one).

and so I'm all like "what the fuck??!?" because i was totally surprised and stuff. then he told me he was out in a park sucking off some trannies and shit. and then i masturbated and fell asleep.

PRETTY FUNNY/AMAZING STORY AMIRITE!!?!?!?! lololol and you don't even wanna hear my veal story xD trust me it's craaaaaazy, dude.

[Cookie]

When did JMV get a sister?

[Travis]

[spoiler]lol[/spoiler]

[Daddy]

omg

When did JMV get a sister?

1991

[Mettalik]

HAHAHAHAH DAME MAN FUCK YOU CRAZY ASS SHIT HOMIE ROFL LOLOL
YO MAN HIT MY ASS UP NEXT TIME WE CAN HIT DA CLUB YEAAHHH GET SOME BITCHES ROFL JK!!

[l a c e y]

haha oh god.

[Slim]

ayo jmv you fucking party animal, wanna get crunk again next weekend?? lol

HAHAHAHAH DAME MAN FUCK YOU CRAZY ASS SHIT HOMIE ROFL LOLOL
YO MAN HIT MY ASS UP NEXT TIME WE CAN HIT DA CLUB YEAAHHH GET SOME BITCHES ROFL JK!!

HAHA ok man calm down
you can join me and jmv when we get all up on the honeys next weekend xD

[Daddy]

slim we gon hit up da clubs and redefine crunk yo

[Mettalik]

ayo jmv you fucking party animal, wanna get crunk again next weekend?? lol

HAHA ok man calm down
you can join me and jmv when we get all up on the honeys next weekend xD

YEAH BRO NICE
YO TEXT ME N SHIT IMMA GO KILL THIS BUD
DUECES~~

[superclucky]

i love you <3

[YPrrrr]

Reminds me of someone I know

[Slim]

slim we gon hit up da clubs and redefine crunk yo

dem bitches ain't gonna know what hit 'em! lol

YEAH BRO NICE
YO TEXT ME N SHIT IMMA GO KILL THIS BUD
DUECES~~

aight just give me yo digits and we'll be all set

i love you <3

woah woah woah them be three words i don't like hearin'.
i can't get connected to any one broad. slim's gotta be able to give his lovin' to all of the ladies--know what i'm sayin'?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I want to hear your Veal story.

[Daddy]

yo yo yo slim remember guff he was all yooooooo look at this i can chug the whole 40 and he fuckin did it then smoked like 5 fucking bowls yo

[Hiro]