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Title: So I was mowing the lawn,
Post by: Mettalik on May 12, 2009, 04:03:39 PM
Nothing unusual doing normal stuff around the yard after school. Then my next door neighbor comes over to say hi and chat I guess. Then as shes leaving she tells me "I've never seen you in shorts, but i can say I haven't even  seen legs that nice on a table ;)"

Shes like...my fathers age.

should i get dat
Title: Re: So I was mowing the lawn,
Post by: YPrrrr on May 12, 2009, 04:04:45 PM
Hell yeah desperate housewife
Title: Re: So I was mowing the lawn,
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on May 12, 2009, 04:05:15 PM
hell yes.

tear that shit up till it looks like meat curtains
Title: Re: So I was mowing the lawn,
Post by: ME## on May 12, 2009, 04:06:22 PM
Find a weird way to compliment her back.  baddood;
Title: Re: So I was mowing the lawn,
Post by: Mettalik on May 12, 2009, 04:10:39 PM
should i tell her she has nice boobs for an older lady  doodthing;
Title: Re: So I was mowing the lawn,
Post by: Socks on May 12, 2009, 04:41:06 PM
If you can get away with it and it wont cause any complications, go for it. Otherwise leave that past prime vagina for commercial tools and lonely dicks.
Title: Re: So I was mowing the lawn,
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 12, 2009, 04:51:03 PM
ew akudood;
I would avoid her at all costs. baddood;
Title: Re: So I was mowing the lawn,
Post by: superclucky on May 12, 2009, 04:59:10 PM
You can use her for practice. baddood;
Title: Re: So I was mowing the lawn,
Post by: Classic on May 12, 2009, 05:34:13 PM
Quote from: UnSid on May 12, 2009, 04:05:15 PM
hell yes.

tear that shit up till it looks like meat curtains

YES YES YES
Title: Re: So I was mowing the lawn,
Post by: l a c e y on May 12, 2009, 06:12:56 PM
uuh do guys not know how disgusting and whoreish milfs are?!
do you just fail to notice that!?!?!
cause it's pretty god damn apparent.
Title: Re: So I was mowing the lawn,
Post by: Classic on May 12, 2009, 06:14:18 PM
Quote from: laylay on May 12, 2009, 06:12:56 PM
uuh do guys not know how disgusting and whoreish milfs are?!
do you just fail to notice that!?!?!
cause it's pretty god damn apparent.

Lacey, dear. We all think the same about you. :[
Title: Re: So I was mowing the lawn,
Post by: snorkel on May 12, 2009, 06:15:04 PM
no.
Title: Re: So I was mowing the lawn,
Post by: l a c e y on May 12, 2009, 06:16:09 PM
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 12, 2009, 06:14:18 PM
Lacey, dear. We all think the same about you. :[


except that i am not a whore or disgusting.
Title: Re: So I was mowing the lawn,
Post by: Classic on May 12, 2009, 06:16:48 PM
Quote from: laylay on May 12, 2009, 06:16:09 PM
except that i am not a whore or disgusting.


That depends on your definition.
Title: Re: So I was mowing the lawn,
Post by: FAMY2 on May 12, 2009, 06:17:18 PM
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 12, 2009, 06:14:18 PM
Lacey, dear. We all think the same about you. :[


ily  cjlubdoods;
Title: Re: So I was mowing the lawn,
Post by: Classic on May 12, 2009, 06:18:24 PM
Quote from: FAMY2 on May 12, 2009, 06:17:18 PM
ily  cjlubdoods;

I LOVE YOU TOO  cjlubdoods;
Title: Re: So I was mowing the lawn,
Post by: superclucky on May 12, 2009, 06:35:30 PM
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 12, 2009, 06:16:48 PM
That depends on your definition.
Tyler, which one am I? n_____n
Title: Re: So I was mowing the lawn,
Post by: Classic on May 12, 2009, 06:38:29 PM
Quote from: Stupid Fucking Slut on May 12, 2009, 06:35:30 PM
Tyler, which one am I? n_____n

This isn't about you, you filthy slut. n_n
Title: Re: So I was mowing the lawn,
Post by: superclucky on May 12, 2009, 06:39:16 PM
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 12, 2009, 06:38:29 PM
This isn't about you, you filthy slut. n_n
ΓΆβ,,ΆΒ¥
Title: Re: So I was mowing the lawn,
Post by: YPrrrr on May 12, 2009, 07:24:00 PM
(http://imagecache5.art.com/p/LRG/6/680/15OC000Z/robert-barber-winking-cougar.jpg)
Title: Re: So I was mowing the lawn,
Post by: ME## on May 12, 2009, 07:27:32 PM
Quote from: YPR on May 12, 2009, 07:24:00 PM
(http://imagecache5.art.com/p/LRG/6/680/15OC000Z/robert-barber-winking-cougar.jpg)


Would you happen to know her number?  baddood;
Title: Re: So I was mowing the lawn,
Post by: Samus Aran on May 12, 2009, 10:39:11 PM
Quote from: YPR on May 12, 2009, 07:24:00 PM



Fuck, I was going to post a cougar, damn you.
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