So I was mowing the lawn,

[Mettalik]

Nothing unusual doing normal stuff around the yard after school. Then my next door neighbor comes over to say hi and chat I guess. Then as shes leaving she tells me "I've never seen you in shorts, but i can say I haven't even  seen legs that nice on a table "

Shes like...my fathers age.

should i get dat

[YPrrrr]

Hell yeah desperate housewife

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

hell yes.

tear that shit up till it looks like meat curtains

[ME##]

Find a weird way to compliment her back. 

[Mettalik]

should i tell her she has nice boobs for an older lady 

[Socks]

If you can get away with it and it wont cause any complications, go for it. Otherwise leave that past prime vagina for commercial tools and lonely dicks.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

ew
I would avoid her at all costs.

[superclucky]

You can use her for practice.

[Classic]

hell yes.

tear that shit up till it looks like meat curtains

YES YES YES

[l a c e y]

uuh do guys not know how disgusting and whoreish milfs are?!
do you just fail to notice that!?!?!
cause it's pretty god damn apparent.

[Classic]

uuh do guys not know how disgusting and whoreish milfs are?!
do you just fail to notice that!?!?!
cause it's pretty god damn apparent.

Lacey, dear. We all think the same about you. :[

[snorkel]

no.

[l a c e y]

Lacey, dear. We all think the same about you. :[

except that i am not a whore or disgusting.

[Classic]

except that i am not a whore or disgusting.

That depends on your definition.

[FAMY2]

Lacey, dear. We all think the same about you. :[

ily  cjlubdoods;