today i heard the worst thing of my life.
the HOTTEST guy at our school has a small penis.
he can't it's not allowed.
like he is perfection.
apparently my friend saw his penis in the change room and said it was small.
i almost cried.
the one thing i failed to realize is that guys look at each others junk in the change rooms.
wtf.
I don't see how this affects you.
well you see if i ever need to fuck him it's not going to be as enjoyable.
I hear it's cold in that change room
We were talking about penises in nutrition.
Apparently this guy known as 'Tim" has a big one. n______n
But he's a daddy now with a kid that isn't even his--aww! <3
Quote from: laylay on May 06, 2009, 11:34:06 AM
well you see if i ever need to fuck him it's not going to be as enjoyable.
He's the hottest guy in your school, don't be ridiculous.
hey man he might be really girthy you never know
you may not be able to handle his girth
Quote from: Trav on May 06, 2009, 12:54:30 PMyou may not be able to handle his girth
I don't know why that made me laugh so hard.
Don't worry Lacey mine is very large giggle;
Quote from: Trav on May 06, 2009, 12:54:30 PM
hey man he might be really girthy you never know
you may not be able to handle his girth
Pencil dicks scare me ;_;
What about your boyfriend? You're supposed to only like him.
Also, bigger penis size /=/ better sex. It depends on the person.
Quote from: Billie Joe on May 06, 2009, 01:18:07 PM
What about your boyfriend? You're supposed to only like him.
Also, bigger penis size /=/ better sex. It depends on the person.
I like long penises so they can hit my cervix oh yes
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on May 06, 2009, 01:19:02 PM
I like long penises so they can hit my cervix oh yes
Mine would go right through to your uterus oh yes
You don't know how small it really us until it's erect, relax.
Quote from: Slim on May 06, 2009, 01:24:40 PM
Mine would go right through to your uterus oh yes
And JMV's fist would go right through to your brain oh yes
The guy who said it is just jealous, obviously doodhuh;
you could take into consideration that not all penises have the same proportion of erect and flaccid length
some grow immensely when they become erect
Quote from: Geno on May 06, 2009, 01:14:44 PM
Don't worry Lacey mine is very large giggle;
it better be!
if you whip out your dick and it's small i'll punch you.
;)
Quote from: Billie Joe on May 06, 2009, 01:18:07 PM
What about your boyfriend? You're supposed to only like him.
Also, bigger penis size /=/ better sex. It depends on the person.
i can like whomever i want.
my boyfriend isn't going to be around forever..
and when i got told this i was like: "well it shouldn't matter as long as he knows what he's doing".
so true.
Quote from: Selkie on May 06, 2009, 02:50:06 PM
The guy who said it is just jealous, obviously doodhuh;
the guy who told me this is one of my best guy friends and i've seen his dick and it is small.
so maybe he was jealous.
or maybe he was telling the truth.
It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion in the ocean.
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 06, 2009, 03:45:58 PM
It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion in the ocean.
yeah you're gay though
If you ain't cryin', he ain't tryin'
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 06, 2009, 03:45:58 PM
It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion in the ocean.
I was thinking the exact same thing
remember in the end of Pay it Forward when the kid gets stabbed and dies
i wish that was you
Quote from: Velvet on May 06, 2009, 04:25:21 PM
remember in the end of Pay it Forward when the kid gets stabbed and dies
i wish that was you
This is the best post of all time.
Quote from: Velvet on May 06, 2009, 04:25:21 PM
remember in the end of Pay it Forward when the kid gets stabbed and dies
i wish that was you
I'm going to bless you until God puts a baby in you.
Quote from: Velvet on May 06, 2009, 04:25:21 PM
remember in the end of Pay it Forward when the kid gets stabbed and dies
i wish that was you
wow
someone is insecure about their small penis.
Quote from: Slim on May 06, 2009, 05:01:18 PM
wow someone is insecure about their small penis.
Velvet is that hippie guy that god tased giggle;
Quote from: Mettalik on May 06, 2009, 05:02:54 PM
Velvet is that hippie guy that god tased giggle;
really? and all this time i thought it was joeinc.
Quote from: Slim on May 06, 2009, 05:04:41 PM
really? and all this time i thought it was joeinc.
no no, joe's of african decent
You think Gillmor's hot?
Quote from: Mettalik on May 06, 2009, 05:02:54 PM
Velvet is that hippie guy that god tased giggle;
I lol'ed
That guy was horribly endowed.
Quote from: Velcro on May 06, 2009, 06:23:41 PM
You think Gillmor's hot?
HOLY SHIT MIKE WHO DOESN'T
I DON'T THINK HE'S HOT I THINK HE'S GORGEOUS.
I don't think he is.
I NEED PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE, PLEASE.
five bucks says its huge but you're friend is self conscious of his own
Quote from: UnSid on May 08, 2009, 07:39:29 AM
five bucks says its huge but you're friend is self conscious of his own
You're on!
Quote from: Velvet on May 06, 2009, 04:25:21 PM
remember in the end of Pay it Forward when the kid gets stabbed and dies
i wish that was you
ok I laughed
poty
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 07, 2009, 07:53:30 PM
I NEED PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE, PLEASE.
i cannot get a picture of his penis, sorry.
i would go to the main office and tell them to give him a bigger penis. thats how i got one
The nurse's office works too;
The lost and found may have some.
we don't have a nurse.
Quote from: laylay on May 08, 2009, 01:19:21 PM
i cannot get a picture of his penis, sorry.
I think Tyler just meant a picture of this kid in general.
Quote from: divaD on May 08, 2009, 04:19:45 PM
I think Tyler just mean a picture of this kid in general.
oh i posted one of him somewhere in the hot picture thread, i'll go search for it.
edit, i just went on his facebook and found these.
[spoiler](http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2716/196/41/846360327/n846360327_6415654_7110310.jpg)[/spoiler]
this is at the halloween party.
he's got such a nice body.
and he dressed up as the red power ranger. <3
[spoiler](http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v344/179/18/510050187/n510050187_4627024_8446.jpg)[/spoiler]
Quote from: laylay on May 08, 2009, 06:00:12 PM
oh i posted one of him somewhere in the hot picture thread, i'll go search for it.
edit, i just went on his facebook and found these.
[spoiler](http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2716/196/41/846360327/n846360327_6415654_7110310.jpg)[/spoiler]
this is at the halloween party.
he's got such a nice body.
and he dressed up as the red power ranger. <3
[spoiler](http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v344/179/18/510050187/n510050187_4627024_8446.jpg)[/spoiler]
I'm thinking he may have been a little too wasted in the second picture.
Quote from: laylay on May 08, 2009, 06:00:12 PM
oh i posted one of him somewhere in the hot picture thread, i'll go search for it.
edit, i just went on his facebook and found these.
this is at the halloween party.
he's got such a nice body.
and he dressed up as the red power ranger. <3
he's not that hot
Quote from: laylay on May 08, 2009, 06:00:12 PM
oh i posted one of him somewhere in the hot picture thread, i'll go search for it.
edit, i just went on his facebook and found these.
[spoiler](http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2716/196/41/846360327/n846360327_6415654_7110310.jpg)[/spoiler]
this is at the halloween party.
he's got such a nice body.
and he dressed up as the red power ranger. <3
[spoiler](http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v344/179/18/510050187/n510050187_4627024_8446.jpg)[/spoiler]
In New York, we call that a faggot.
He looks like Drew Seeley.
Quote from: prankster283 on May 08, 2009, 08:50:48 PM
He looks like Drew Seeley.
Everyone looks like Drew Seeley to you.
Quote from: Bassir on May 08, 2009, 08:53:05 PM
Everyone looks like Drew Seeley to you.
who the fuck is drew seeley
Quote from: Geno on May 08, 2009, 08:56:32 PM
who the fuck is drew seeley
(http://www.sugarslam.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/drew-seeley-2.jpg)
http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en-us&q=drew+seeley&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
Quote from: Bassir on May 08, 2009, 08:49:18 PM
In New York, we call that a faggot.
maybe you do..
but considering you don't go to parties and socialize with your peers you wouldn't be a part of these festivities and you wouldn't understand.
Quote from: Geno on May 08, 2009, 08:48:42 PM
he's not that hot
geno baby, do you see him omg.
he's gorgeous.
Quote from: prankster283 on May 08, 2009, 08:50:48 PM
He looks like Drew Seeley.
NO
Lacey, he's ugly.
Not a man, not one whatsoever.
Phh, Im hotter then him.
In Michigan, we call that an asshole.
In Illinois, we pay like $6 for a cup of coffee.
It's CRAZY.
Quote from: Bolivian Army on May 09, 2009, 09:33:52 AM
In Illinois, we pay like $6 for a cup of coffee.
It's CRAZY.
lmao
Quote from: Bolivian Army on May 09, 2009, 09:33:52 AM
In Illinois, we pay like $6 for a cup of coffee.
It's CRAZY.
That stuff is terrible for you.
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on May 09, 2009, 05:04:56 AM
Lacey, he's ugly.
Not a man, not one whatsoever.
yeah but you like weird fat men with lots of hair.
i bet there isn't one girl in our school who doesn't think he's good looking.
Quote from: laylay on May 09, 2009, 10:31:34 AM
i bet there isn't one girl in our school who doesn't think he's good looking.
What's wrong with your school?
There's over 4,000 kids in my school. bassir;
Quote from: laylay on May 09, 2009, 10:31:34 AM
yeah but you like weird fat men with lots of hair.
i bet there isn't one girl in our school who doesn't think he's good looking.
your school must be pretty god damn desperate
we only have like 1100 kids.