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HOLY GOD NO

Started by l a c e y , May 06, 2009, 11:19:28 AM

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l a c e y

today i heard the worst thing of my life.

the HOTTEST guy at our school has a small penis.
he can't it's not allowed.
like he is perfection.
apparently my friend saw his penis in the change room and said it was small.
i almost cried.

the one thing i failed to realize is that guys look at each others junk in the change rooms.
wtf.

Veal

I don't see how this affects you.

l a c e y

well you see if i ever need to fuck him it's not going to be as enjoyable.

YPrrrr

I hear it's cold in that change room

superclucky

We were talking about penises in nutrition.
Apparently this guy known as 'Tim" has a big one. n______n
But he's a daddy now with a kid that isn't even his--aww! <3
kewns are smelly

Veal

Quote from: laylay on May 06, 2009, 11:34:06 AM
well you see if i ever need to fuck him it's not going to be as enjoyable.


He's the hottest guy in your school, don't be ridiculous.

Travis

hey man he might be really girthy you never know

you may not be able to handle his girth

Daddy

Quote from: Trav on May 06, 2009, 12:54:30 PMyou may not be able to handle his girth
I don't know why that made me laugh so hard.

Geno

Don't worry Lacey mine is very large  giggle;
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

superclucky

Quote from: Trav on May 06, 2009, 12:54:30 PM
hey man he might be really girthy you never know

you may not be able to handle his girth
Pencil dicks scare me ;_;
kewns are smelly

Wrench

What about your boyfriend? You're supposed to only like him.

Also, bigger penis size /=/ better sex. It depends on the person.

superclucky

Quote from: Billie Joe on May 06, 2009, 01:18:07 PM
What about your boyfriend? You're supposed to only like him.

Also, bigger penis size /=/ better sex. It depends on the person.
I like long penises so they can hit my cervix oh yes
kewns are smelly

Slim

Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on May 06, 2009, 01:19:02 PM
I like long penises so they can hit my cervix oh yes


Mine would go right through to your uterus oh yes
Quote from: Snowy Deluxe on July 07, 2011, 04:05:09 PM
Hey look I'm Slim and I act like an asshole because it makes me cool! Right guys?

Feynman

You don't know how small it really us until it's erect, relax.

YPrrrr

Quote from: Slim on May 06, 2009, 01:24:40 PM
Mine would go right through to your uterus oh yes
And JMV's fist would go right through to your brain oh yes

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