Poll
Question:
wot
Option 1: yes
votes: 10
Option 2: no
votes: 5
Should I get a girlfriend yes or no?
No
we need a polski
I say naj.
go for it
Wait until I get one.
no just get a fuck buddy
Yes, and invite her here. :0)
Quote from: Slim on April 29, 2009, 05:27:41 PM
Yes, and invite her here. :0)
You took the words right out of my mouth. spam;
yes, but dump her then invite her
only if it's me.
Quote from: guff on April 29, 2009, 05:29:28 PM
yes, but dump her then invite her
it'd be a reverse hiro
Quote from: Ã,µÎ© on April 29, 2009, 05:31:01 PM
it'd be a reverse hiro
i don't even know why i laughed but i did
Quote from: Trav on April 29, 2009, 05:31:58 PM
i don't even know why i laughed but i did
i didn't even laugh until i read your post girl;
If she is beautiful, witty, and challenges you in every way, then yes
Quote from: TECTRINKET on April 29, 2009, 05:28:44 PM
You took the words right out of my mouth. spam;
giggle;
i say do that lol
okay.
how do i get a girlfriend?
Quote from: wziard on April 29, 2009, 05:35:30 PM
If she is beautiful, witty, and challenges you in every way, then yes
so that limits my choices to my sister.
Quote from: Veal on April 29, 2009, 05:39:29 PM
okay.
how do i get a girlfriend?
idk beats me
let me know if you find out
Quote from: Bassir on April 29, 2009, 05:46:25 PM
idk beats me
let me know if you find out
Here (http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Girlfriend) it is.
Quote from: Veal on April 29, 2009, 06:03:25 PM
Here (http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Girlfriend) it is.
It never works.
Quote from: Veal on April 29, 2009, 05:39:29 PM
okay.
how do i get a girlfriend?
so that limits my choices to my sister.
idk i guess that wikihow article is pretty good
[sarcasm]have good hygiene, stalk women at popular women attractions, flirt with waitresses, ask for numbers, they got it all[/sarcasm]
Quote from: wziard on April 29, 2009, 06:26:45 PM
idk i guess that wikihow article is pretty good
[sarcasm]have good hygiene, stalk women at popular women attractions, flirt with waitresses, ask for numbers, they got it all[/sarcasm]
being sarcastic isn't helpful this is serious business come on snork :/
Quote from: Veal on April 29, 2009, 06:36:47 PM
being sarcastic isn't helpful this is serious business come on snork :/
well if you don't have any friends that are girls start there
then pick one you always have fun with and ask her to suck your dick / go on a date
if you have no friends that are girls and have a horrible aversion to trying to get some, pick a random pretty lass and make an awkward advance on her. no better way to do it.
Quote from: Veal on April 29, 2009, 05:39:29 PM
okay.
how do i get a girlfriend?
Act like Dane Cook.
(http://kevinmara.com/forums/Smileys/aaa/shitdamndino706.png) (http://boyah.net/forums/index.php/topic,44715.msg763662.html#msg763662)
Quote from: Daphnia on April 29, 2009, 06:46:46 PM
Act like Dane Cook.
(http://kevinmara.com/forums/Smileys/aaa/shitdamndino706.png) (http://boyah.net/forums/index.php/topic,44715.msg763662.html#msg763662)
he's so fucking hot holy shit.
i'd so fuck him.
Quote from: wziard on April 29, 2009, 05:35:30 PM
...and challenges you in every way...
"i love you"
"no you don't"
"i need to go out and get some more bread"
"over my dead body"
"i want to kill you sometimes"
"bring it"
"oh god i'm so sorry"
Quote from: laylay on April 29, 2009, 06:48:18 PM
he's so fucking hot holy shit.
i'd so fuck him.
Too bad he's a fucking douchebag and his personality makes him very unattractive.
Quote from: laylay on April 29, 2009, 06:48:18 PM
he's so fucking hot holy shit.
i'd so fuck him.
This is even better than I imagined.
Quote from: XVI- The Tower on April 29, 2009, 06:49:28 PM
Too bad he's a fucking douchebag and his personality makes him very unattractive.
no, that makes him even better.
oh god sdgljsgk.
dane cook sucks
Quote from: Ã,µÎ© on April 29, 2009, 07:16:00 PM
dane cook sucks
he is hella funny.
he even laughs at his own jokes.
he's so damn cute.
i liked that one time he was like "screw chicks tonight bro, i gotta dance" and that whole bit there but he's annoying to me and the people that like him are more annoying lol
Quote from: laylay on April 29, 2009, 07:17:17 PM
he is hella funny.
he even laughs at his own jokes.
he's so damn cute.
he laughs at his own jokes because he's a douchebag whose routine involves stealing jokes and SHOUTING AS IF THAT MAKES THEM FUNNIER
I'm Dane Cook
dane cook (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QVvgMro3D0)
Quote from: laylay on April 29, 2009, 07:30:16 PM
NO YOU ARE A WEIRDO THAT SCARES ME.
what's weird about having appreciation for neptune and some good cereal saddood;
Quote from: TECTRINKET on April 29, 2009, 07:32:08 PM
what's weird about having appreciation for neptune and some good cereal saddood;
he just looks scary.
like if i saw him irl i would be scared for my life.
:(
Quote from: laylay on April 29, 2009, 07:30:16 PM
NO YOU ARE A WEIRDO THAT SCARES ME.
Dane Cook is a weirdo that scares me
Quote from: Houdini on April 29, 2009, 07:34:39 PM
Dane Cook is a weirdo that scares me
akudood; akudood; akudood; akudood; akudood; akudood; akudood;
Quote from: laylay on April 29, 2009, 07:35:25 PM
akudood; akudood; akudood; akudood; akudood; akudood; akudood;
He's a dumbass and his jokes aren't funny and he probably wears women's clothing when no one's watching.
Quote from: Houdini on April 29, 2009, 07:38:38 PM
he probably wears women's clothing when no one's watching.
...What's so weird about that? akudood;
dane cook is fucking horrible
dane cook is fucking horrible
dane cook is fucking horrible
NO.
dane cook is fucking horrible
Just for fun, and Boyahs entertainment, you should find a few potential ones and then let Boyah decide your fate.
i've never even witnessed dane cook's acts akudood;
Do you have a particular girl in mind or are you going to try to get a girlfriend now? I don't really understand
So what you guys are saying is, I should act like Dane Cook?
Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on April 29, 2009, 07:51:31 PM
Just for fun, and Boyahs entertainment, you should find a few potential ones and then let Boyah decide your fate.
Ooo, I already have a few lined up. I'll get to work on full bios and pics when it's not 4 in the morning.
Quote from: Skylark on April 29, 2009, 08:22:48 PM
I don't really understand
n_u
do NOT act like dane cook
I'm trying to get a girlfriend, but the girl won't log onto her goddamned Myspace and add me as a friend so I can get a number and ask her out.
Quote from: Ã,µÎ© on April 30, 2009, 05:54:50 AM
do NOT act like dane cook
dane cook is fucking horrible
Quote from: FAMY2 on April 30, 2009, 09:41:29 AM
dane cook is fucking horrible
you're just jealous cause he wouldn't do you.
Quote from: laylay on April 30, 2009, 10:04:09 AM
you're just jealous cause he wouldn't do you.
they'd find his battered nude body in a dumpster somewhere surrounded by empty dr pepper cans and pickles stuffed in various orifices n_u
Quote from: Bolivian Army on April 30, 2009, 10:14:00 AM
they'd find his battered nude body in a dumpster somewhere surrounded by empty dr pepper cans and pickles stuffed in various orifices n_u
OH MY GOD. That's the funniest thing I heard in a long time. n_u
dane cook is fucking horrible
fucking dane cook is horrible
Quote from: Veal on April 30, 2009, 12:46:07 AM
Ooo, I already have a few lined up. I'll get to work on full bios and pics when it's not 4 in the morning.
Awesome