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Title: i hate driving.
Post by: Sam on April 28, 2009, 09:23:10 PM
I absolutely hate driving and cars. I want a vespa, and my friends need me to learn to drive for Otakon, so I'm getting my license next month (hopefully). Oh, plus my mom's making me. I would have never taken these stupid lessons if she wasn't making me.  baddood;

So anyway, I took the lessons in november, don't remember anything. I had my first on-road today. First of all, my instructor breathes as though he's having a constant asthma attack. SECOND, he mutters to himself, constantly. I have no idea what he's saying, but it's the most distracting thing ever.

Anyway, as I was saying, I maybe have 15+ hours of driving experience. You'd think that'd be enough to like.. drive down a road? Nope.

I am the worst driver alive. Aside from the fact that I can never tell where the center of the road is, I get distracted WAY too easily. No matter what I do, I can't keep my eyes on the road. ;-; I try reallllyyyy hard, but my ADD always gets the best of me ;-; I drifted out of my lane like 10 times when I wasn't paying attention today.

And to make matters worse, this man made me drive on Dixwell Avenue. You guys probably don't know what dixwell is, so I'll attempt to explain. Dixwell Avenue is like... the main street in hamden. Eli Whitney (that cotton gin guy) was born in hamden. If eli whitney was alive today, he would make a contraption to fix dixwell avenue like he fixed the goddamned cotton seeds.  baddood;

okay that makes to sense but I drank a monster so I have the shakes so shut up  baddood;

The road is 6 lanes of traffic with HUGE shopping centers all along the like 20 bagillion mile road, AND 3 schools. Cars go in and out from everywhere and it's not fun.

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in conclusion, I hate driving. it should be abolished.

Love,
Sam

[spoiler]somebody needs to be here to stop me from drinking monster past 9 ;-;[/spoiler]
Title: Re: i hate driving.
Post by: j o e i n c on April 28, 2009, 09:27:28 PM
i like trains
Title: Re: i hate driving.
Post by: Mettalik on April 28, 2009, 09:30:55 PM
I like to drive, it's fun. And I love to speed  giggle;
Title: Re: i hate driving.
Post by: YPrrrr on April 28, 2009, 09:47:29 PM
1. Short people shouldn't be allowed to drive
2. Energy drinks are stupid, you're 18, you have all the energy you need, suck it up baddood;
Title: Re: i hate driving.
Post by: Feynman on April 28, 2009, 09:48:51 PM
I hate your avatar.
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Post by: Slim on April 28, 2009, 09:54:30 PM
Quote from: Bassir on April 28, 2009, 09:48:51 PM
I hate your avatar.


I hate your lack of avatar.
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Post by: Hiro on April 28, 2009, 10:27:52 PM
VESPA
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Post by: snorkel on April 28, 2009, 10:44:54 PM
sell you are a woman so
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Post by: Daddy on April 29, 2009, 03:25:05 AM
you don't drive fast enough
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Post by: FAMY2 on April 29, 2009, 05:45:56 AM
zoom zoom. JMV gose fast.    n_u
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Post by: strongbad on April 29, 2009, 08:45:27 AM
I love driving :D
Title: Re: i hate driving.
Post by: Meyer Lansky on April 29, 2009, 09:01:43 AM
Quote from: wziard on April 28, 2009, 10:44:54 PM
sell you are a woman so
Dammit, beat me to it.
Title: Re: i hate driving.
Post by: Daphnia on April 29, 2009, 09:25:02 AM
If you realize all of this, why are you still planning on endangering other people?

Go drive in a parking lot with some cones or something.
Title: Re: i hate driving.
Post by: Daddy on April 29, 2009, 09:33:32 AM
Quote from: Daphnia on April 29, 2009, 09:25:02 AMGo drive in a parking lot with some cones or something.
I read that as Snow cones.

brb going to get a snowcone
Title: Re: i hate driving.
Post by: l a c e y on April 29, 2009, 10:59:00 AM
ah driving is pretty okay.
i just don't like the highway.
Title: Re: i hate driving.
Post by: YPrrrr on April 29, 2009, 11:01:06 AM
Quote from: laylay on April 29, 2009, 10:59:00 AM
ah driving is pretty okay.
i just don't like the highway.

It's like a poem every time
Title: Re: i hate driving.
Post by: l a c e y on April 29, 2009, 11:02:28 AM
Quote from: YPR on April 29, 2009, 11:01:06 AM
It's like a poem every time


you love it.
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Post by: Walter on April 29, 2009, 11:02:47 AM
I dont particularly like driving either but it gets me to where I want to go cjlubdoods;
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Post by: Lex Luthor on April 29, 2009, 12:20:59 PM
i hate it too. why can't cars drive them selves.
Title: Re: i hate driving.
Post by: Sam on April 29, 2009, 12:31:53 PM
Quote from: YPR on April 28, 2009, 09:47:29 PM
1. Short people shouldn't be allowed to drive
2. Energy drinks are stupid, you're 18, you have all the energy you need, suck it up baddood;

I sit on pillows so I can see over the dashboard  giggle;

And I love monster when it doesn't make me sick.  madood;

by the way, because if that monster I became extremely dehydrated and had the worst muscle spasms in my leg this morning. They still hurt.  saddood;
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 29, 2009, 12:35:42 PM
i suck at making turns and i always think i'm going to hit one of the cars parked in the street
driving is terrifying n_u
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Post by: Geno on April 29, 2009, 01:18:15 PM
Monster sure is tasty
Also I suck more
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Post by: 6M69I69B9 on April 29, 2009, 01:21:12 PM
Fun Fact:

I failed the porting of Driver's ED when we go behind the wheel. But, they're separate classes. I am such a horrible driver. Almost clashing mide side-mirror with a police car, going on the curb, and flooring while I was suppose to break almost crashing a fence by my school.

Final Grade in BTW: 57% / F
Title: Re: i hate driving.
Post by: Claquesous on April 29, 2009, 01:29:09 PM
I hate driving because I'm afraid to get in a wreck. Not that I'm a bad driver, I just don't trust the other people on the road. And my lack of experience could also have something to do with it.
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Post by: Selkie on April 29, 2009, 02:48:13 PM
I love driving. When I was a little kid I always loved those video game steering wheels you could use on any racing game, and those fisher priced automated jeeps and stuff, i was obsessed with pretending I was driving. And I knew I would freaking love driving when i was eventually able to.

And after a year, the fun of driving has still not worn off.
Title: Re: i hate driving.
Post by: Sam on April 29, 2009, 02:50:59 PM
Quote from: Selkie on April 29, 2009, 02:48:13 PM
I love driving. When I was a little kid I always loved those video game steering wheels you could use on any racing game, and those fisher priced automated jeeps and stuff, i was obsessed with pretending I was driving. And I knew I would freaking love driving when i was eventually able to.

And after a year, the fun of driving has still not worn off.
I love racing games. Adventure Beetle Racing is one of my favorite games ever.

....But in those games it doesn't really matter if you crash because you won't have to pay 4875932754 in compensation.  baddood;
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Post by: Hiro on April 29, 2009, 02:54:18 PM
Driving is fine by me, It's mildly enjoyable if not scary at times but i dunno, It's fine. I'm no longer scared of it at least
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Post by: Feynman on April 29, 2009, 02:57:01 PM
I'm going to learn to drive like James Bond.
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Post by: Selkie on April 29, 2009, 03:23:38 PM
Quote from: Sam on April 29, 2009, 02:50:59 PM
I love racing games. Adventure Beetle Racing is one of my favorite games ever.

....But in those games it doesn't really matter if you crash because you won't have to pay 4875932754 in compensation.  baddood;


After a while, when you have lots of practice, it will just come naturally to you.

It's like walking. You kinda just become a natural to it after a while.

Of course you could be one of those people who trip over their own feet...  doodhuh;
Title: Re: i hate driving.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 29, 2009, 03:25:27 PM
Quote from: Selkie on April 29, 2009, 03:23:38 PM
Of course you could be one of those people who trip over their own feet...  doodhuh;
that's me n_u
Title: Re: i hate driving.
Post by: Daddy on April 29, 2009, 03:32:56 PM
the only things i dislike about driving are dicks who drive slow and people in my blind spot.

i hate checking blind spots before changing lanes.
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Post by: guff on April 29, 2009, 05:37:36 PM
i liked it more when we had the kia optima sure it was mostly pathetic but it could at least get to 125 mph versus 105 for the hyundai elantra or whatever that we've got now  akudood;
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Post by: don't let's on April 29, 2009, 06:17:42 PM
I just hate driving for my family.
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Post by: Commander Fuckass on April 29, 2009, 06:19:25 PM
Changing lanes and aggressive driving saves gas money
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Post by: FAMY2 on April 29, 2009, 06:23:48 PM
Quote from: Kewn Hunter on April 29, 2009, 06:19:25 PM
Changing lanes and aggressive driving saves gas money


It can be fun too.   n_u
Title: Re: i hate driving.
Post by: Houdini on April 29, 2009, 07:40:32 PM
I still have five hours of driving to do before I can get my license, but I've already done all the classroom stuff. That was the most worthless experience of my life. We spent two days talking about traffic signs and then for the next two weeks we did nothing but watch old, crummy videos. I hate driving school.
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Post by: don't let's on April 29, 2009, 07:57:19 PM
I remember having to do that. Although I was the only one that did the driving part before classroom stuff. And I think all pics of dead people really aren't effective anymore because I was pretty desensitized to that stuff. Not that I enjoyed looking at them though.
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Post by: Paul on April 29, 2009, 08:49:39 PM
I love it, I recently got my permit and now I can't stop driving. I drive every chance I get.
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Post by: Skylark on April 29, 2009, 08:54:00 PM
I like driving with my friend Sharon.
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Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on April 30, 2009, 07:22:53 AM
I drive around to clear my head and listen to music
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Post by: Bolivian Army on April 30, 2009, 08:13:21 AM
Driving School made me a cold, bitter little teenager.  baddood;
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Post by: Zach on April 30, 2009, 08:57:11 AM
I see driving simply as a necessity. I don't drive for pleasure. In fact, I try to avoid driving as much as possible.
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Post by: FAMY2 on April 30, 2009, 09:45:50 AM
I love to drive. Get out on the open road on a warm summer day with the sunroof open. Good music and good company. Doesn't get any better than that.  :3
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Post by: l a c e y on April 30, 2009, 10:05:38 AM
lol sun roofs
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Post by: FAMY2 on April 30, 2009, 06:30:45 PM
You have something against fresh air? doodhuh;
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Post by: l a c e y on April 30, 2009, 06:33:54 PM
Quote from: FAMY2 on April 30, 2009, 06:30:45 PM
You have something against fresh air? doodhuh;


no i just think sun roofs are stupid and they make to much noise.
if your gunna want something that makes noise get a convertable.
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Post by: FAMY2 on April 30, 2009, 06:40:59 PM
Quote from: laylay on April 30, 2009, 06:33:54 PM
no i just think sun roofs are stupid and they make to much noise.
if your gunna want something that makes noise get a convertable.



I like the safety of a sunroof over convertible.
Title: Re: i hate driving.
Post by: Samus Aran on May 01, 2009, 10:21:48 AM
driving is awesome if you have hundreds of miles of open highways to speed down like i do
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Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on May 01, 2009, 10:25:28 AM
Quote from: Kaz on May 01, 2009, 10:21:48 AM
driving is awesome if you have hundreds of miles of open highways to speed down like i do
scuse me sir do you know why i pulled you over?
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Post by: Samus Aran on May 01, 2009, 10:26:10 AM
Quote from: UnSid on May 01, 2009, 10:25:28 AM
scuse me sir do you know why i pulled you over?


shut up don't remind me of my two speeding warnings :(
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Post by: ME## on May 01, 2009, 10:36:12 AM
Quote from: Kaz on May 01, 2009, 10:26:10 AM
shut up don't remind me of my two speeding warnings :(


lol were they from state troopers? n_u
Title: Re: i hate driving.
Post by: Samus Aran on May 01, 2009, 10:37:08 AM
Quote from: divaD on May 01, 2009, 10:36:12 AM
lol were they from state troopers? n_u


one was from a state highway patrol officer

the other was just from a local sheriff