i hate driving.

[Sam]

I absolutely hate driving and cars. I want a vespa, and my friends need me to learn to drive for Otakon, so I'm getting my license next month (hopefully). Oh, plus my mom's making me. I would have never taken these stupid lessons if she wasn't making me. 

So anyway, I took the lessons in november, don't remember anything. I had my first on-road today. First of all, my instructor breathes as though he's having a constant asthma attack. SECOND, he mutters to himself, constantly. I have no idea what he's saying, but it's the most distracting thing ever.

Anyway, as I was saying, I maybe have 15+ hours of driving experience. You'd think that'd be enough to like.. drive down a road? Nope.

I am the worst driver alive. Aside from the fact that I can never tell where the center of the road is, I get distracted WAY too easily. No matter what I do, I can't keep my eyes on the road. ;-; I try reallllyyyy hard, but my ADD always gets the best of me ;-; I drifted out of my lane like 10 times when I wasn't paying attention today.

And to make matters worse, this man made me drive on Dixwell Avenue. You guys probably don't know what dixwell is, so I'll attempt to explain. Dixwell Avenue is like... the main street in hamden. Eli Whitney (that cotton gin guy) was born in hamden. If eli whitney was alive today, he would make a contraption to fix dixwell avenue like he fixed the goddamned cotton seeds. 

okay that makes to sense but I drank a monster so I have the shakes so shut up 

The road is 6 lanes of traffic with HUGE shopping centers all along the like 20 bagillion mile road, AND 3 schools. Cars go in and out from everywhere and it's not fun.

sjhgfjsdgf

in conclusion, I hate driving. it should be abolished.

Love,
Sam

[spoiler]somebody needs to be here to stop me from drinking monster past 9 ;-;[/spoiler]

[j o e i n c]

i like trains

[Mettalik]

I like to drive, it's fun. And I love to speed 

[YPrrrr]

1. Short people shouldn't be allowed to drive
2. Energy drinks are stupid, you're 18, you have all the energy you need, suck it up

[Feynman]

I hate your avatar.

[Slim]

I hate your avatar.

I hate your lack of avatar.

[Hiro]

VESPA

[snorkel]

sell you are a woman so

[Daddy]

you don't drive fast enough

[FAMY2]

zoom zoom. JMV gose fast.   

[strongbad]

I love driving

[Meyer Lansky]

sell you are a woman so

Dammit, beat me to it.

[Daphnia]

If you realize all of this, why are you still planning on endangering other people?

Go drive in a parking lot with some cones or something.

[Daddy]

Go drive in a parking lot with some cones or something.

I read that as Snow cones.

brb going to get a snowcone

[l a c e y]

ah driving is pretty okay.
i just don't like the highway.