Poll
Question:
dhaosiw
Option 1: will become a pandemic and kill millions
votes: 2
Option 2: will blow over in a couple days
votes: 7
Option 3: will kill some people but not be a huge concern
votes: 19
Option 4: will destroy humanity
votes: 5
I'm hoping for a Spanish Flu situation
Most likely it'll kill a few people, but I don't imagine it becoming a huge pandemic.
but who knows
we will all die
shouldn't be a huge concern
regular flu kills more people daily than this swine flu
I have 10 surgeon's masks if this becomes even more serious. God, where the doodthing with the facemask?
SWINUB FLU
Quote from: Trav on April 27, 2009, 01:33:29 PM
shouldn't be a huge concern
regular flu kills more people daily than this swine flu
Source? I would really question as to why this's so seriously looked at when a regular flu kills more people daily.
Quote from: Original_MIB on April 27, 2009, 01:38:25 PM
Source? I would really question as to why this's so seriously looked at when a regular flu kills more people daily.
not daily but according to wikipedia regular flu kills around 500,000 a year
I don't think it'll really become a huge epidemic, or at least I hope not, but what I do want to see is everyone wearing face masks.
for some reason i find it to be extremely attractive akudood;
i'd laugh if someone on here got it.
as long as it wasn't me.
Quote from: Geno on April 27, 2009, 01:36:52 PM
SWINUB FLU
Piloswine is the first thing I thought about when I heard about the flu.
Quote from: The Speaker Of Words on April 27, 2009, 05:15:24 PM
Piloswine is the first thing I thought about when I heard about the flu.
Holy shit same here.
(http://www.wired.com/news/images/full/snap_masks_f.jpg)
can't wait.
omfg i hate asains.
Yeah, we know.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz4UnCQoqIU[/youtube]
let's import those
Quote from: Veal on April 27, 2009, 05:53:21 PM
[spoiler](http://www.wired.com/news/images/full/snap_masks_f.jpg)[/spoiler]
can't wait.
i prefer regular surgical masks but yes this is what i await cjlubdoods;
hope its the first one
the world is too populated anyways
Those who have the flu are starting to exhibit rabid behavior.
Oh God I was sick all week I think I have got piloswine flu. awdood;
spoink flu
UPDATE: Instances of cannibalism have been reported in Mexico City.
BAM! LOOK AT THAT BACON SIZZLE!
Shit I can see mexico from my house >.<
I hope we wear gas masks. <3
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on April 28, 2009, 06:57:17 AM
I hope we wear gas masks. <3
yeah man, i LOVE gas masks.
they are so ballin!
Quote from: Ã,Âlaylay on April 27, 2009, 07:24:15 PM
hope its the first one
the world is too populated anyways
yeah, but it's only because of all the fucking chinks.
Gas masks are uncomfortable.
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on April 28, 2009, 06:57:17 AM
I hope we wear gas masks. <3
ew those are unattractive baddood;
just standard surgical masks please giggle;
(http://wunderwolf.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/swine.jpg?w=300&h=225)
Quote from: Geno on April 28, 2009, 01:49:03 PM
(http://wunderwolf.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/swine.jpg?w=300&h=225)
That's you right? n_u
Quote from: TECTRINKET on April 28, 2009, 12:16:36 PM
ew those are unattractive baddood;
just standard surgical masks please giggle;
i'd rather not look like an emo.
Quote from: laylay on April 28, 2009, 02:04:45 PM
i'd rather not look like an emo.
i've never seen an emo wearing a surgical mask baddood;
It seems to be going around really fast in New York, Saint Francis Prep is about a mile from my school and a lot of the kids in the school I go to claim to be getting it.
Quote from: FAMY2 on April 28, 2009, 02:03:41 PM
That's you right? n_u
it's the first time a girl kissed him
We're pretty much fucked. It'll be worse than SARS gonk;
I think i might have it now >.<
Quote from: Hïro on April 28, 2009, 05:08:02 PM
I think i might have it now >.<
Do you have a fever?
Quote from: TECTRINKET on April 28, 2009, 02:06:33 PM
i've never seen an emo wearing a surgical mask baddood;
there was a phase when they did that.
Quote from: laylay on April 28, 2009, 05:11:13 PM
there was a phase when they did that.
canada is weird man
Quote from: Bassir on April 28, 2009, 05:09:22 PM
Do you have a fever?
i'm starting to a little bit
i've also been really stuffy and had a sore throat
i'm not too worried about it though
Quote from: Hïro on April 28, 2009, 05:15:45 PM
i'm starting to a little bit
i've also been really stuffy and had a sore throat
i'm not too worried about it though
If you don't have a fever, go fuck yourself because you're fine. If you feel the other symptoms, it may be mild, and you should watch your coughing and sneezing.
i said i wasn't too worried about it doodthing;
oh now i can feel a mild headache akudood;
Guys my butt is getting kinda sore from all this sitting, do I have swine flu? saddood;
Hey Tec, we should all have to wear these:
[spoiler](http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp70/Julie_CIDP/pig-mask-illusion.jpg)[/spoiler]
Quote from: Walter on April 28, 2009, 05:26:27 PM
Guys my butt is getting kinda sore from all this sitting, do I have swine flu? saddood;
most definitely
Quote from: Hïro on April 28, 2009, 05:28:29 PM
Hey Tec, we should all have to wear these:
[spoiler](http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp70/Julie_CIDP/pig-mask-illusion.jpg)[/spoiler]
no no no :'(
im scared
Quote from: Hïro on April 28, 2009, 05:36:45 PM
why :'(
they don't look good unless they're the plain blue or white ones baddood;
Quote from: TECTRINKET on April 28, 2009, 05:38:30 PM
they don't look good unless they're the plain blue or white ones baddood;
BUT THIS ONE IS A PIG NOSE DON'T YOU SEE
But yeah i like those ones better too
lmao, two schools are closed in CT tomorrow because they suspect some of the students could be sick with swine flu.
I really wish my school was one of them. :(
Quote from: Sam on April 28, 2009, 08:10:27 PM
lmao, two schools are closed in CT tomorrow because they suspect some of the students could be sick with swine flu.
I really wish my school was one of them. :(
I wish people at my school had potentially deadly viruses too :(
Quote from: YPR on April 28, 2009, 08:13:16 PM
I wish people at my school had potentially deadly viruses too :(
I highly doubt anyone in ct actually has the swine flu. And even if they do, the odds of dying from it really aren't that high. Especially not in teenagers.
Quote from: Sam on April 28, 2009, 08:15:47 PM
I highly doubt anyone in ct actually has the swine flu. And even if they do, the odds of dying from it really aren't that high. Especially not in teenagers.
I know, I'm just yanking your chain n_u
Although it isn't all that unlikely for it to get to CT when New York has the most cases in the US so far
I love over inflated media scares. bassir;
Quote from: YPR on April 28, 2009, 08:21:13 PM
I know, I'm just yanking your chain n_u
Although it isn't all that unlikely for it to get to CT when New York has the most cases in the US so far
you're lucky I don't yank your "chain" baddood;
Quote from: Sam on April 28, 2009, 08:54:51 PM
you're lucky I don't yank your "chain" baddood;
Well I think that would depend on how hard, but considering who I'm talking to, I think I'll agree with you. n_u
Quote from: YPR on April 28, 2009, 09:04:03 PM
Well I think that would depend on how hard, but considering who I'm talking to, I think I'll agree with you. n_u
good boy :3
Quote from: YPR on April 28, 2009, 09:15:49 PM
I am not a dog ma'am akudood;
I'm going to hurt you baddood;
Quote from: Sam on April 28, 2009, 09:24:07 PM
I'm going to hurt you baddood;
Then I'll just flying kick you in the chest.
That's my thing apparently akudood;
Quote from: Ã,µÎ© on April 28, 2009, 02:15:53 PM
it's the first time a girl kissed him
Gives new meaning to suck face. :3
It'll be like SARS the way it turns out.
GODDAMMIT
because of this stupid illness they canceled my trip[p on Saturday to Friday. According to the vice principal, and she said this to me when I went to complain to her, "it's just too dangerous to let you all into the city at a time like this."
WHAT THE FUCK.
so we're going anyway. And if I catch the swine flu, she's the first one I'm coughing on.
We got a letter of warning about it today first period. Lucky for us, New York has the most cases of the virus. n_u
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090429/ap_on_re_mi_ea/ml_egypt_swine_flu;_ylt=Au8wwv8H6f0VDwv6isAJ0jCs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTFpZnA3ZzJmBHBvcwMyNgRzZWMDYWNjb3JkaW9uX21vc3RfcG9wdWxhcgRzbGsDZWd5cHRvcmRlcnNz
the poor porkers :'(
(http://i42.tinypic.com/fbjgco.png)
fucking people going to mexico. akudood;
my boyfriends brother was gunna get married in mexico in three weeks.
but they had to cancel last minute because of this and have it in cuba.
his whole family is going and he is staying behind and he gets his house to himself all that week so i get to go over all the time <3 giggle;
Quote from: laylay on April 29, 2009, 01:07:34 PM
my boyfriends brother was gunna get married in mexico in three weeks.
but they had to cancel last minute because of this and have it in cuba.
his whole family is going and he is staying behind and he gets his house to himself all that week so i get to go over all the time <3 giggle;
...why wouldn't he go to his brother's wedding?
Quote from: Sam on April 29, 2009, 01:45:42 PM
...why wouldn't he go to his brother's wedding?
because he wants to have sex with lacey instead
it will be intense
my aunt's wedding is on saturday and i can't go because i have to take the sat smithicide;
Quote from: TECTRINKET on April 29, 2009, 12:28:05 PM
We got a letter of warning about it today first period. Lucky for us, New York has the most cases of the virus. n_u
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090429/ap_on_re_mi_ea/ml_egypt_swine_flu;_ylt=Au8wwv8H6f0VDwv6isAJ0jCs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTFpZnA3ZzJmBHBvcwMyNgRzZWMDYWNjb3JkaW9uX21vc3RfcG9wdWxhcgRzbGsDZWd5cHRvcmRlcnNz
the poor porkers :'(
that sounds familiar n_u
Quote from: Paul on April 28, 2009, 02:15:38 PM
It seems to be going around really fast in New York, Saint Francis Prep is about a mile from my school and a lot of the kids in the school I go to claim to be getting it.
edit:o wait i take that back looks like it has reached new york
still, i doubt whats occuring in mexico will happen to us
Quote from: Paul on April 28, 2009, 02:15:38 PM
It seems to be going around really fast in New York, Saint Francis Prep is about a mile from my school and a lot of the kids in the school I go to claim to be getting it.
and you're still having classes?
They closed two schools in CT because they THINK that two students MIGHT have the virus. And they're going to be closed until Monday.
thank god my school's not one of them, I don't want to graduate any later than I already am. doodthing;
New York City public schools are extremely hesitant when it comes to closing their schools.
Quote from: Bassir on April 29, 2009, 05:45:16 PM
New York City public schools are extremely hesitant when it comes to closing their schools.
i think this applies to all of new york, my district has closed only once in the past five or six years
Quote from: Bassir on April 29, 2009, 05:45:16 PM
New York City public schools are extremely hesitant when it comes to closing their schools.
we had so many snow days this year (7 or 8) that I'm not graduating until June 22 ;____;
Quote from: Sam on April 29, 2009, 05:49:19 PM
we had so many snow days this year (7 or 8) that I'm not graduating until June 22 ;____;
One day before my birthday. <33333
Quote from: Slim on April 29, 2009, 05:59:51 PM
One day before my birthday. <33333
you share a birthday with my friend
are you my friend
i just coughed all over my computer screen.
Quote from: Trav on April 29, 2009, 06:01:29 PM
you share a birthday with my friend
are you my friend
I certainly hope not.
Someone told me that my school *might* close for two weeks. If this happens I will cut off my cock and balls, because I already have things scheduled for right after school gets out.
SHUT
DOWN
EVERYTHING
Swine flu in my state. Q('_' Q)
Quote from: TECTRINKET on April 29, 2009, 02:04:22 PM
my aunt's wedding is on saturday and i can't go because i have to take the sat smithicide;
I was about to take that one, but instead I'm going for the one in June since I have work on that day.
Quote from: David on April 29, 2009, 09:22:58 PM
I was about to take that one, but instead I'm going for the one in June since I have work on that day.
I wasn't told the wedding was that day until just last week. We were going to Florida. goowan
Its level 5!!! Level 6 is a pandemic. *gasp*
And fuckin balls I live in Texas. If I die of swine flu make a humorous banner of me photoshopped as a pig.
Quote from: Walter on April 30, 2009, 06:56:48 AM
Its level 5!!! Level 6 is a pandemic. *gasp*
And fuckin balls I live in Texas. If I die of swine flu make a humorous banner of me photoshopped as a pig.
No it's not the government is just trying to give everyone an excuse to nuke Mexico
no one i know is showing any concern towards this "pandemic"
"We've lost control"
please someone get the reference
I think it's funny that there are several pig farms around here and no one has swine flu
Quote from: laylay on April 30, 2009, 01:19:18 PM
no one i know is showing any concern towards this "pandemic"
the media hype is ridiculous. "regular" flu kills 36,000 people in the
US each year, and only 9 people have been confirmed to die of swine flu in the world.
Quote from: UnSid on April 30, 2009, 01:28:25 PM
I think it's funny that there are several pig farms around here and no one has swine flu
pigs really aren't the problem, humans don't usually get it directly from them
oh fuck
Quote
3 more swine flu cases confirmed in Ontario
Three more cases of swine flu have been confirmed in the province, all in the Toronto area, health officials in Ontario announced Wednesday.
29/04/2009 9:01:18 PM
A woman wearing a mask to help ward off swine flu greets a boy after arriving at Pearson International Airport in Toronto on Monday from Mexico City. Ontario health officials said six of the seven swine flu cases in Ontario involve people who recently returned from trips to Mexico.[br /] (Nathan Denette/The Canadian Press)
A woman wearing a mask to help ward off swine flu greets a boy after arriving at Pearson International Airport in Toronto on Monday from Mexico City. Ontario health officials said six of the seven swine flu cases in Ontario involve people who recently returned from trips to Mexico.
(Nathan Denette/The Canadian Press)
CBC News
Dr. David Williams, the chief medical health officer, announced that three women in their 20s have been diagnosed with mild cases of the respiratory illness.
Seven cases of swine flu have now been diagnosed in Ontario. In six of those cases, the people recently returned from Mexico.
"We're working, as always, with our national and international partners to respond to the situation in a consistent manner and we're continuing our enhanced surveillance and reporting activities across the province," said Williams said at a press conference.
Across Canada, there are 19 cases of swine flu that have been confirmed. In addition to the seven Ontario cases, there are four in Nova Scotia, six in British Columbia and two in Alberta.
"For the general public, our messaging is the same," said Williams.
He said health officials are still recommending that Ontario residents wash their hands frequently and thoroughly with soap and water, sneeze away from people and "use cough etiquette" by coughing into their sleeves.
"If you're unwell, stay home and do the right thing â€ââ,¬Å" anytime of the season," said Williams. "Whether it's Mexico-related or otherwise, we always tell people do that and to only go to the hospital if you have symptoms that are severe."
David Caplan, Ontario's health minister, said that at the moment, the province is taking full advantage of the experts it has in the area of infectious disease.
"We're continuing to support our front-line health care workers with frequently updated information," said Caplan. "I want to assure Ontarians that our heath care system is responsive, that our experts are doing all that they can and that they will keep everyone advised of developments as they occur."
Health officials said they are continuing to investigate the seventh Ontario case to see whether the person had recently visited Mexico. They also said they are investigating where in Mexico the other six people diagnosed with the flu had travelled.
The average age of the patients diagnosed in Ontario with the flu is 22.
one, two, it's just a flu
three, four, infects some more
five, six, kills some chicks
seven, eight, await our fate
nine, ten, amen
nine, ten, amen
nine, ten, amen
It's ok to eat pork products
Quote from: j o e i n c on April 30, 2009, 06:44:24 PM
one, two, it's just a flu
three, four, infects some more
five, six, kills some chicks
seven, eight, await our fate
nine, ten, amen
nine, ten, amen
nine, ten, amen
That was quite beautiful. Couldn't have put it better myself. n_u
Quote from: Geno on April 30, 2009, 01:14:43 PM
No it's not the government is just trying to give everyone an excuse to nuke Mexico
is this supposed to be a joke
Quote from: Casey on April 30, 2009, 08:13:19 PM
is this supposed to be a joke
You don't find it funny?
stupid shitheads returning from mexico
It's a bunch of bullshit. It's just a strain of flu - it's probably not going to kill anymore people than normal influenza does.
Quote from: Ã,µÎ© on April 29, 2009, 12:58:32 PM
(http://i42.tinypic.com/fbjgco.png)
fucking people going to mexico. akudood;
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
well I went on the subway in NYC today, guess I probably caught it.
[spoiler]not really, but people are acting like that.[/spoiler]
I may have this Swine Flu...
I'm experiencing (a):
Fatigueness
Heachache
Soar Throat
Runny Nose
Weakness
Thirstiness
Quote from: Original_MIB on May 03, 2009, 06:03:05 PM
I may have this Swine Flu...
I'm experiencing (a):
Fatigueness
Heachache
Soar Throat
Runny Nose
Weakness
Thirstiness
do you have a fever baddood;
Quote from: TECTRINKET on May 03, 2009, 06:03:43 PM
do you have a fever baddood;
I feel like I have one...it's only like 70 degrees but I'm freezing like fuck.
Anyway, I'm not going to school tommorow.
I thought I had it yesterday.
I was vomiting and pooping like crazy. ~_^
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on May 04, 2009, 06:40:54 AM
I thought I had it yesterday.
I was vomiting and pooping like crazy. ~_^
I do that everyday. Why worry? ~_^
I may have this Swine Flu...
I'm experiencing (a):
Fatigueness
Heachache
Soar Throat
Runny Nose
Weakness
Thirstiness
Loss of Appetite
Fever of 101Ã,° F
Just got home from realizing that I had a fever..in school.
ur gon die
u gon git it
Quote from: Original_MIB on May 05, 2009, 10:52:57 AM
I may have this Swine Flu...
I'm experiencing (a):
Fatigueness
Heachache
Soar Throat
Runny Nose
Weakness
Thirstiness
Loss of Appetite
Fever of 101Ã,° F
Just got home from realizing that I had a fever..in school.
you got swine man
sux
tomboh, spread the news, but don't say it was boyah
Quote from: Original_MIB on May 05, 2009, 10:52:57 AM
I may have this Swine Flu...
I'm experiencing (a):
Fatigueness
Heachache
Soar Throat
Runny Nose
Weakness
Thirstiness
Loss of Appetite
Fever of 101Ã,° F
Just got home from realizing that I had a fever..in school.
ugh
you realize you can just have a
normal flu? Have you even been near anywhere that has had cases of the swine flu?
I mean it's not impossible for you to have it, but it's sure as hell not likely.