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Started by snorkel, April 27, 2009, 01:06:32 PM

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dhaosiw

will become a pandemic and kill millions
2 (6.1%)
will blow over in a couple days
7 (21.2%)
will kill some people but not be a huge concern
19 (57.6%)
will destroy humanity
5 (15.2%)

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The Hand That Fisted Everyone

I think it's funny that there are several pig farms around here and no one has swine flu

snorkel

Quote from: laylay on April 30, 2009, 01:19:18 PM
no one i know is showing any concern towards this "pandemic"


the media hype is ridiculous. "regular" flu kills 36,000 people in the US each year, and only 9 people have been confirmed to die of swine flu in the world.

Kalahari Inkantation

Quote from: UnSid on April 30, 2009, 01:28:25 PM
I think it's funny that there are several pig farms around here and no one has swine flu
pigs really aren't the problem, humans don't usually get it directly from them

l a c e y

oh fuck

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3 more swine flu cases confirmed in Ontario

Three more cases of swine flu have been confirmed in the province, all in the Toronto area, health officials in Ontario announced Wednesday.

29/04/2009 9:01:18 PM

A woman wearing a mask to help ward off swine flu greets a boy after arriving at Pearson International Airport in Toronto on Monday from Mexico City. Ontario health officials said six of the seven swine flu cases in Ontario involve people who recently returned from trips to Mexico.[br /] (Nathan Denette/The Canadian Press)

A woman wearing a mask to help ward off swine flu greets a boy after arriving at Pearson International Airport in Toronto on Monday from Mexico City. Ontario health officials said six of the seven swine flu cases in Ontario involve people who recently returned from trips to Mexico.
(Nathan Denette/The Canadian Press)

CBC News

Dr. David Williams, the chief medical health officer, announced that three women in their 20s have been diagnosed with mild cases of the respiratory illness.

Seven cases of swine flu have now been diagnosed in Ontario. In six of those cases, the people recently returned from Mexico.

"We're working, as always, with our national and international partners to respond to the situation in a consistent manner and we're continuing our enhanced surveillance and reporting activities across the province," said Williams said at a press conference.

Across Canada, there are 19 cases of swine flu that have been confirmed. In addition to the seven Ontario cases, there are four in Nova Scotia, six in British Columbia and two in Alberta.

"For the general public, our messaging is the same," said Williams.

He said health officials are still recommending that Ontario residents wash their hands frequently and thoroughly with soap and water, sneeze away from people and "use cough etiquette" by coughing into their sleeves.

"If you're unwell, stay home and do the right thing â€ââ,¬Å" anytime of the season," said Williams. "Whether it's Mexico-related or otherwise, we always tell people do that and to only go to the hospital if you have symptoms that are severe."

David Caplan, Ontario's health minister, said that at the moment, the province is taking full advantage of the experts it has in the area of infectious disease.

"We're continuing to support our front-line health care workers with frequently updated information," said Caplan. "I want to assure Ontarians that our heath care system is responsive, that our experts are doing all that they can and that they will keep everyone advised of developments as they occur."

Health officials said they are continuing to investigate the seventh Ontario case to see whether the person had recently visited Mexico. They also said they are investigating where in Mexico the other six people diagnosed with the flu had travelled.

The average age of the patients diagnosed in Ontario with the flu is 22.

j o e i n c

one, two, it's just a flu
three, four, infects some more
five, six, kills some chicks
seven, eight, await our fate

nine, ten, amen
nine, ten, amen
nine, ten, amen

don't let's

It's ok to eat pork products

Walter

Quote from: j o e i n c on April 30, 2009, 06:44:24 PM
one, two, it's just a flu
three, four, infects some more
five, six, kills some chicks
seven, eight, await our fate

nine, ten, amen
nine, ten, amen
nine, ten, amen



That was quite beautiful. Couldn't have put it better myself. n_u

Ezloﺕ

Quote from: Geno on April 30, 2009, 01:14:43 PM
No it's not the government is just trying to give everyone an excuse to nuke Mexico
is this supposed to be a joke
:)

Walter

Quote from: Casey on April 30, 2009, 08:13:19 PM
is this supposed to be a joke


You don't find it funny?

Nyerp

stupid shitheads returning from mexico

Zach

It's a bunch of bullshit. It's just a strain of flu - it's probably not going to kill anymore people than normal influenza does.

Lance Corporal Atlas


Sam

well I went on the subway in NYC today, guess I probably caught it.

[spoiler]not really, but people are acting like that.[/spoiler]
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6M69I69B9

I may have this Swine Flu...

I'm experiencing (a):

Fatigueness
Heachache
Soar Throat
Runny Nose
Weakness
Thirstiness


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gotta eat the booty like groceries


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Kalahari Inkantation

Quote from: Original_MIB on May 03, 2009, 06:03:05 PM
I may have this Swine Flu...

I'm experiencing (a):

Fatigueness
Heachache
Soar Throat
Runny Nose
Weakness
Thirstiness



do you have a fever baddood;

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