I figured out how I'm going to marry Selena Gomez. It's going to involve me running and winning the Presidency of the United States, and then proposing to her.
It worked for French President Nicolas Sarkozy, who married French model and singer Carla Bruni.
You got my vote.
well, i wish you luck
Being the nice guy that I am, I will gladly do what is necessary to help you actualize this dream.
Then someone would find out about all your posts on Boyah, and she'd divorce you right after you're forced to resign.
I'm going to be the president JFK never was.
Quote from: Slim on April 14, 2009, 08:04:50 PM
Then someone would find out about all your posts on Boyah, and she'd divorce you right after you're forced to resign.
I'll get the CIA to destroy the servers, and host Boyah on whitehouse.gov. Besides, the only thing they'll find from my posts is that I'm a complete asshole. Which president wasn't?
Quote from: Bassir on April 14, 2009, 08:07:32 PM
I'll get the CIA to destroy the servers, and host Boyah on whitehouse.gov. Besides, the only thing they'll find from my posts is that I'm a complete asshole. Which president wasn't?
if you destroy our servers and change our domain, wouldn't that make us another forum akudood;
Quote from: Fibonacci Raccoon on April 14, 2009, 08:09:15 PM
if you destroy our servers and change our domain, wouldn't that make us another forum akudood;
boyah.whitehouse.gov
would we have to close registration though to keep all of bassir's retarded political foes out?
Quote from: Zach on April 14, 2009, 08:28:24 PM
would we have to close registration though to keep all of bassir's retarded political foes out?
no
the members we have now will have special privileges, whereas the new members will be inferior slaves and have almost no rights on the site
Quote from: Bassir on April 14, 2009, 08:28:57 PM
no
the members we have now will have special privileges, whereas the new members will be inferior slaves and have almost no rights on the site
does that include miss lacey
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on April 14, 2009, 08:32:42 PM
does that include miss lacey
she can rejoin
only americans allowed
that also excludes kaki, the chick thinks she can leave this great country and expect everything to be all hunky-dory
It's sad that eventually you will grow out of this phase, and realize there is nothing amazingly special about her, and begin to like women you actually know.
Quote from: Selkie on April 14, 2009, 09:16:39 PM
It's sad that eventually you will grow out of this phase, and realize there is nothing amazingly special about her, and begin to like women you actually know.
well i'll never grow out of wanting to be president so there's always that possibility baddood;
nobody would vote for you
Quote from: Nyerp on April 15, 2009, 08:44:38 AM
nobody would vote for you
that's what they said to obama
Quote from: Nyerp on April 15, 2009, 09:41:59 AM
you are no obama
obama is black
and i'm no AIPAC bitch
HURRY SHE MIGHT NOT BE A VIRGIN FOR LONG O_0
Quote from: Bassir on April 15, 2009, 09:47:46 AM
and i'm no AIPAC bitch
If you want to get elected, unfortunately.
Quote from: Socks on April 15, 2009, 06:42:16 PM
If you want to get elected, unfortunately.
i'll do what obama did
be AIPACs bitch until i get elected and then moderately be their bitch
Assuming there still is an AIPAC and Israel still exists. n_u
Quote from: Bassir on April 15, 2009, 06:50:58 PM
i'll do what obama did
be AIPACs bitch until i get elected and then moderately be their bitch
Assuming there still is an AIPAC and Israel still exists. n_u
if it does exist, be sure to fix that baddood;
I'm not voting for you baddood;