I figured it all out.

[Feynman]

I figured out how I'm going to marry Selena Gomez. It's going to involve me running and winning the Presidency of the United States, and then proposing to her.

It worked for French President Nicolas Sarkozy, who married French model and singer Carla Bruni.

[strongbad]

You got my vote.

[ME##]

well, i wish you luck

[Zach]

Being the nice guy that I am, I will gladly do what is necessary to help you actualize this dream.

[Slim]

Then someone would find out about all your posts on Boyah, and she'd divorce you right after you're forced to resign.

[Feynman]

I'm going to be the president JFK never was.

Then someone would find out about all your posts on Boyah, and she'd divorce you right after you're forced to resign.

I'll get the CIA to destroy the servers, and host Boyah on whitehouse.gov. Besides, the only thing they'll find from my posts is that I'm a complete asshole. Which president wasn't?

[Daddy]

I'll get the CIA to destroy the servers, and host Boyah on whitehouse.gov. Besides, the only thing they'll find from my posts is that I'm a complete asshole. Which president wasn't?

if you destroy our servers and change our domain, wouldn't that make us another forum

[Feynman]

if you destroy our servers and change our domain, wouldn't that make us another forum

boyah.whitehouse.gov

[Hiro]

boyah.whitehouse.gov

[Zach]

would we have to close registration though to keep all of bassir's retarded political foes out?

[Feynman]

would we have to close registration though to keep all of bassir's retarded political foes out?

no

the members we have now will have special privileges, whereas the new members will be inferior slaves and have almost no rights on the site

[superclucky]

no

the members we have now will have special privileges, whereas the new members will be inferior slaves and have almost no rights on the site

does that include miss lacey

[Feynman]

does that include miss lacey

she can rejoin

only americans allowed

that also excludes kaki, the chick thinks she can leave this great country and expect everything to be all hunky-dory

[Selkie]

It's sad that eventually you will grow out of this phase, and realize there is nothing amazingly special about her, and begin to like women you actually know.

[Feynman]

It's sad that eventually you will grow out of this phase, and realize there is nothing amazingly special about her, and begin to like women you actually know.

well i'll never grow out of wanting to be president so there's always that possibility