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Title: Things that you learn in one shot
Post by: superclucky on April 08, 2009, 01:33:34 PM
So today I decided to use castor oil for laxative purposes.


It was horrible and I want to kill myself.  giggle;
Feels like someone is twisting my insides.
Title: Re: Things that you learn in one shot
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on April 08, 2009, 01:34:53 PM
use epsom salt next time.

also sparring was a bad idea and I never want to do it again
Title: Re: Things that you learn in one shot
Post by: superclucky on April 08, 2009, 01:35:43 PM
Quote from: UnSid on April 08, 2009, 01:34:53 PM
use epsom salt next time.

also sparring was a bad idea and I never want to do it again
I have none. ;_;
Though I have other laxatives lying around here.

ok fuck i will never try to be bulimic again  akudood;
Title: Re: Things that you learn in one shot
Post by: l a c e y on April 08, 2009, 01:39:23 PM
i am sorry, but are you mentally retarded?
Title: Re: Things that you learn in one shot
Post by: superclucky on April 08, 2009, 01:42:41 PM
Quote from: lacette on April 08, 2009, 01:39:23 PM
i am sorry, but are you mentally retarded?

yes i actually think that the normal intake of food is going to make me fat and i can feel it underneath my skin which makes me cringe and feel very bad about myself even though there is probably no fat but i cannot shake off this fact cjlubdoods;

i can either:
-destroy my eating habits and make myself more unstable
-furiously gain compliments from people, but then you'll run out of people ;_____;

the first choice is good because then someone will shove you into help agian.  giggle;
Title: Re: Things that you learn in one shot
Post by: l a c e y on April 08, 2009, 01:44:27 PM
uh, why don't you go to rehab or something..
or smoke some weed, that might help.
Title: Re: Things that you learn in one shot
Post by: superclucky on April 08, 2009, 01:45:41 PM
Quote from: lacette on April 08, 2009, 01:44:27 PM
uh, why don't you go to rehab or something..
or smoke some weed, that might help.

i can't go there now
its 6 weeks as an outpatient; i have school till june ;_____;
Title: Re: Things that you learn in one shot
Post by: l a c e y on April 08, 2009, 01:46:32 PM
oh kay then, smoke weed then.
then tell me weather it helps you at all.
Title: Re: Things that you learn in one shot
Post by: superclucky on April 08, 2009, 01:51:56 PM
Quote from: lacette on April 08, 2009, 01:46:32 PM
oh kay then, smoke weed then.
then tell me weather it helps you at all.

but that's a coping strategy which won't help at all <3
Title: Re: Things that you learn in one shot
Post by: l a c e y on April 08, 2009, 01:53:08 PM
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on April 08, 2009, 01:51:56 PM
but that's a coping strategy which won't help at all <3


it will help for a little bit.
Title: Re: Things that you learn in one shot
Post by: KonohaShinobi on April 08, 2009, 01:59:16 PM
Never cum inside of her.

I had to learn the hard way. She's 8 months now, and named Haley.
Title: Re: Things that you learn in one shot
Post by: YPrrrr on April 08, 2009, 02:12:03 PM
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on April 08, 2009, 01:51:56 PM
but that's a coping strategy which won't help at all <3
As opposed to the bulemia you're trying to induce because you think you ate too much
Title: Re: Things that you learn in one shot
Post by: superclucky on April 08, 2009, 02:16:33 PM
Quote from: YPR on April 08, 2009, 02:12:03 PM
As opposed to the bulimia you're trying to induce because you think you ate too much
But then my skin will age even faster with smoking. ;______;
We have to unrealistically preserve ourselves due to bad self image. <3
Title: Re: Things that you learn in one shot
Post by: YPrrrr on April 08, 2009, 02:21:22 PM
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on April 08, 2009, 02:16:33 PM
But then my skin will age even faster with smoking. ;______;
We have to unrealistically preserve ourselves due to bad self image. <3
I didn't say to smoke, I said to stop trying to make yourself throw up baddood;

If you want to preserve yourself you'll eat more so your tummy doesn't eat whatever muscle you have <3
Title: Re: Things that you learn in one shot
Post by: superclucky on April 08, 2009, 02:27:09 PM
Quote from: YPR on April 08, 2009, 02:21:22 PM
I didn't say to smoke, I said to stop trying to make yourself throw up baddood;

If you want to preserve yourself you'll eat more so your tummy doesn't eat whatever muscle you have <3
I've known this from a long time ago, I'll push my risks with getting osteoporosis because I've neglected proper calcium absorption and use the calcium that are in my bones to supply my body with needed nutrients.  cjlubdoods;
Title: Re: Things that you learn in one shot
Post by: PuuMastaFunk on April 08, 2009, 02:57:11 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on April 08, 2009, 01:59:16 PM
Never cum inside of her.

I had to learn the hard way. She's 8 months now, and named Haley.


After I laughed at that, I felt like less of a human being for it... >.<
Title: Re: Things that you learn in one shot
Post by: Oh on April 08, 2009, 02:58:00 PM
 Just buy a coconut and eat 1/4 of it and drink the liquid. It's a natural laxative. doodella;
Title: Re: Things that you learn in one shot
Post by: Lozal on April 08, 2009, 03:16:35 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on April 08, 2009, 01:59:16 PM
Never cum inside of her.

I had to learn the hard way. She's 8 months now, and named Haley.
I think I missed something here
Title: Re: Things that you learn in one shot
Post by: Oh on April 08, 2009, 03:18:59 PM
Quote from: Tarkus on April 08, 2009, 03:16:35 PM
I think I missed something here
Nothing new, typical black behavior. spam;
Title: Re: Things that you learn in one shot
Post by: Lozal on April 08, 2009, 03:21:16 PM
Quote from: Pinhead Larry on April 08, 2009, 03:18:59 PM
Nothing new, typical black behavior. spam;
I never knew some girl would fuck someone as fat as Kono.  O_0

wait is he serious
Title: Re: Things that you learn in one shot
Post by: Daddy on April 08, 2009, 03:22:04 PM
Quote from: Tarkus on April 08, 2009, 03:21:16 PM
I never knew some girl would fuck someone as fat as Kono.  O_0

wait is he serious
too easy baddood;
Title: Re: Things that you learn in one shot
Post by: strongbad on April 08, 2009, 04:32:28 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on April 08, 2009, 01:59:16 PM
Never cum inside of her.

I had to learn the hard way. She's 8 months now, and named Haley.

Liar akudood;
Title: Re: Things that you learn in one shot
Post by: Classic on April 08, 2009, 05:53:18 PM
Silly Kono, we all know your pillow can't get pregnant.  giggle;
Title: Re: Things that you learn in one shot
Post by: NOA_Haunted on April 09, 2009, 12:59:40 AM
FUCK