Poll
Question:
Option 1: Yes
votes: 28
Option 2: No
votes: 8
Option 3: Just doggy paddling
votes: 2
akudood;
Yes, water is my bitch
Yes.
is this a joke
Quote from: Veal on March 18, 2009, 08:52:29 AM
is this a joke
Black people can't swim.
We have a lot of black people
Lawlz can't swim. This is Boyah, I'm sure there are more people who can't swim than you think. That being said, I've been able to swim since before I started school.
Yep. I've been swimming since elementary school.
Yes, I'm probably one of the strongest swimmers (atleast with Butterfly) on this site..
Quote from: David on March 18, 2009, 09:04:36 AM
Yes, I'm probably one of the strongest swimmers (atleast with Butterfly) on this site..
Have you ever seen a fat man swim? baddood;
Quote from: Shooting Mr. Star... on March 18, 2009, 09:07:36 AM
Have you ever seen a fat man swim? baddood;
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2193/237/99/597837157/n597837157_1339025_7173.jpg)
Quote from: David on March 18, 2009, 09:09:47 AM
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2193/237/99/597837157/n597837157_1339025_7173.jpg)
Not quite.
Put a doughnut in front of me and see what happens. n_u
Quote from: YPR on March 18, 2009, 09:15:20 AM
I actually haven't
It's because I'm unattractive and refuse to take my shirt off. saddood;
Quote from: Shooting Mr. Star... on March 18, 2009, 09:16:21 AM
It's because I'm unattractive and refuse to take my shirt off. saddood;
You could swim with your shirt on happydood;
Quote from: YPR on March 18, 2009, 09:17:48 AM
You could swim with your shirt on happydood;
I do. n_u
It's a black muscle shirt.
Quote from: Shooting Mr. Star... on March 18, 2009, 09:18:20 AM
I do. n_u
It's a black muscle shirt.
To show off all your muscles? :O
Quote from: Shooting Mr. Star... on March 18, 2009, 09:16:21 AM
It's because I'm unattractive and refuse to take my shirt off. saddood;
Why don't fat people take their shirt off when they swim?
It's not like people dont' realize they are fat and once they take the shirt off they are like WHOA THAT DUDE IS ACTUALLY FAT
Quote from: YPR on March 18, 2009, 09:19:26 AM
To show off all your muscles? :O
...
I wish I had muscle...Sure, why not? n_u
Quote from: â‚€₩₦ on March 18, 2009, 09:19:56 AM
Why don't fat people take their shirt off when they swim?
It's not like people dont' realize they are fat and once they take the shirt off they are like WHOA THAT DUDE IS ACTUALLY FAT
I try to do the world a favor.
poor little tec can't swim.
i can swim very well.
i could have done all that life guard bullshit but i didn't care enough to waste the time on that.
Call me Michael Phelps.
Lawlz can't swim?
i did laugh out loud but now i feel bad since he's not around to defend himself.
AND i heard he runs.
Quote from: Fredo on March 18, 2009, 10:29:34 AM
Call me Michael Phelps.
...because you look like a horse that has adhd?
Also I hate swimming
It takes away all my energy. <3
Quote from: â‚€₩₦ on March 18, 2009, 09:19:56 AM
Why don't fat people take their shirt off when they swim?
It's not like people dont' realize they are fat and once they take the shirt off they are like WHOA THAT DUDE IS ACTUALLY FAT
Well, a good part of it is psychological. Plus, it's not really their size they're trying to hide, it's the fat in itself, what the upper body looks like. It's a bit different than just a larger version of a thin body. Man-boobs, etc.
Also, stretch marks. Which I still do have, remnants of my fatter days.
i can swim alright. i'm not fast at all though
I'm okay at it.
Quote from: Nymphet on March 18, 2009, 11:49:36 AM
...because you look like a horse that has adhd?
Also I hate swimming
It takes away all my energy. <3
ENERGY IS MADE FOR BURNING
THAT'S THE POINT
fat floats
Quote from: Nymphet on March 18, 2009, 11:49:36 AM
...because you look like a horse that has adhd?
Whore. baddood;
Can't. I'd die.
Quote from: Alan on March 18, 2009, 02:20:11 PM
Can't. I'd die.
nigbro, i can swim with just using arms and leaning my body i don't need to use my legs. Q('_' Q)
maybe
if i was ever in a pool
I can almost swim, I just don't try enough nor do I give a shit enough to go to the pool that much.
I don't see how anybody can't swim. I mean, sure, maybe some people might not be able to swim, as in, move from point A to point B in water, but everybody floats.
I'm sure you meant swim.
Quote from: Claquesous on March 18, 2009, 04:08:40 PM
I don't see how anybody can't swim. I mean, sure, maybe some people might not be able to swim, as in, move from point A to point B in water, but everybody floats.
I'm sure you meant swim.
i thought what determines you to float deals with your muscle mass and fat content
Quote from: Nymphet on March 18, 2009, 05:24:42 PM
i thought what determines you to float deals with your muscle mass and fat content
Salinity of the water my dear.
Quote from: Socks on March 18, 2009, 05:42:30 PM
Salinity of the water my dear.
Take the Dead Sea for example,
everything floats in that.
I haven't swimmed in years, even though I live on an island, where the beach is 3 blocks away
Quote from: Zack777 on March 18, 2009, 06:52:37 PM
I haven't swimmed in years, even though I live on an island, where the beach is 3 blocks away
Now that's just not right.
No, go to hell.
Hell yeah. I love water. <3
nope
apparently it's physically impossible for me to swim because of the distribution of weight in my body but i think it's just bullshit baddood;
Quote from: BROSUKE on March 19, 2009, 12:24:28 AM
apparently it's physically impossible for me to swim because of the distribution of weight in my body but i think it's just bullshit
You've never actually tried?
I can sink ha ha ha
Quote from: BROSUKE on March 19, 2009, 12:24:28 AM
nope
apparently it's physically impossible for me to swim because of the distribution of weight in my body but i think it's just bullshit baddood;
Unless you're all muscle, it shouldn't be that hard
Quote from: BROSUKE on March 19, 2009, 12:24:28 AM
nope
apparently it's physically impossible for me to swim because of the distribution of weight in my body but i think it's just bullshit baddood;
No, its the white man figuratively and physically keeping you down bassir;
I can't swim because I'm scared ;_;
Quote from: Mettalik on March 19, 2009, 04:28:29 PM
I can't swim because I'm scared ;_;
I'll help you. yes;
Quote from: Mettalik on March 19, 2009, 04:31:18 PM
Sorry guys I can't go today I have
homework
It's okay. I'm tired anyways. :(
Hell yes.
I love swimming.
I had to learn because I nearly drowned when I was 5.