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Poll
Question: ><>
Option 1: Yes votes: 28
Option 2: No votes: 8
Option 3: Just doggy paddling votes: 2
Title: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Daddy on March 18, 2009, 08:37:00 AM
 akudood;
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: YPrrrr on March 18, 2009, 08:41:02 AM
Yes, water is my bitch
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: ME## on March 18, 2009, 08:52:21 AM
Yes.
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Veal on March 18, 2009, 08:52:29 AM
is this a joke
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Daddy on March 18, 2009, 08:54:34 AM
Quote from: Veal on March 18, 2009, 08:52:29 AM
is this a joke
Black people can't swim.
We have a lot of black people

Lawlz can't swim.  This is Boyah, I'm sure there are more people who can't swim than you think.  That being said, I've been able to swim since before I started school.
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Classic on March 18, 2009, 09:03:23 AM
Yep. I've been swimming since elementary school.
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: strongbad on March 18, 2009, 09:04:36 AM
Yes, I'm probably one of the strongest swimmers (atleast with Butterfly) on this site..
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Classic on March 18, 2009, 09:07:36 AM
Quote from: David on March 18, 2009, 09:04:36 AM
Yes, I'm probably one of the strongest swimmers (atleast with Butterfly) on this site..

Have you ever seen a fat man swim?  baddood;
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: strongbad on March 18, 2009, 09:09:47 AM
Quote from: Shooting Mr. Star... on March 18, 2009, 09:07:36 AM
Have you ever seen a fat man swim?  baddood;

(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2193/237/99/597837157/n597837157_1339025_7173.jpg)
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Classic on March 18, 2009, 09:10:32 AM
Quote from: David on March 18, 2009, 09:09:47 AM
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2193/237/99/597837157/n597837157_1339025_7173.jpg)

Not quite.

Put a doughnut in front of me and see what happens.  n_u
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: YPrrrr on March 18, 2009, 09:15:20 AM
Quote from: Shooting Mr. Star... on March 18, 2009, 09:07:36 AM
Have you ever seen a fat man swim?  baddood;
I actually haven't
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Classic on March 18, 2009, 09:16:21 AM
Quote from: YPR on March 18, 2009, 09:15:20 AM
I actually haven't

It's because I'm unattractive and refuse to take my shirt off.  saddood;
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: YPrrrr on March 18, 2009, 09:17:48 AM
Quote from: Shooting Mr. Star... on March 18, 2009, 09:16:21 AM
It's because I'm unattractive and refuse to take my shirt off.  saddood;
You could swim with your shirt on happydood;
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Classic on March 18, 2009, 09:18:20 AM
Quote from: YPR on March 18, 2009, 09:17:48 AM
You could swim with your shirt on happydood;

I do.  n_u
It's a black muscle shirt.
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: YPrrrr on March 18, 2009, 09:19:26 AM
Quote from: Shooting Mr. Star... on March 18, 2009, 09:18:20 AM
I do.  n_u
It's a black muscle shirt.
To show off all your muscles? :O
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Daddy on March 18, 2009, 09:19:56 AM
Quote from: Shooting Mr. Star... on March 18, 2009, 09:16:21 AM
It's because I'm unattractive and refuse to take my shirt off.  saddood;
Why don't fat people take their shirt off when they swim?

It's not like people dont' realize they are fat and once they take the shirt off they are like WHOA THAT DUDE IS ACTUALLY FAT
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Classic on March 18, 2009, 09:20:47 AM
Quote from: YPR on March 18, 2009, 09:19:26 AM
To show off all your muscles? :O

...I wish I had muscle...

Sure, why not?  n_u

Quote from: ₭€₩₦ on March 18, 2009, 09:19:56 AM
Why don't fat people take their shirt off when they swim?

It's not like people dont' realize they are fat and once they take the shirt off they are like WHOA THAT DUDE IS ACTUALLY FAT

I try to do the world a favor.
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: l a c e y on March 18, 2009, 09:54:08 AM
poor little tec can't swim.

i can swim very well.
i could have done all that life guard bullshit but i didn't care enough to waste the time on that.
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Meyer Lansky on March 18, 2009, 10:29:34 AM
Call me Michael Phelps.
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: l a c e y on March 18, 2009, 10:31:24 AM
Quote from: Fredo on March 18, 2009, 10:29:34 AM
Call me Michael Phelps.


he runs?
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Daddy on March 18, 2009, 10:32:20 AM
Quote from: lacette on March 18, 2009, 10:31:24 AM
he runs?

he smokes weed
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Meyer Lansky on March 18, 2009, 10:32:31 AM
Quote from: lacette on March 18, 2009, 10:31:24 AM
he runs?
(http://i40.tinypic.com/de624g.jpg)
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: ME## on March 18, 2009, 10:35:57 AM
Quote from: ₭€₩₦ on March 18, 2009, 10:32:20 AM
he smokes weed


and has adhd
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Veal on March 18, 2009, 10:36:48 AM
Lawlz can't swim?

i did laugh out loud but now i feel bad since he's not around to defend himself.
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: l a c e y on March 18, 2009, 10:39:38 AM
Quote from: ₭€₩₦ on March 18, 2009, 10:32:20 AM
he smokes weed


Quote from: Emperor LXXXVI on March 18, 2009, 10:35:57 AM
and has adhd


what a combo.
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Veal on March 18, 2009, 10:40:01 AM
AND i heard he runs.
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: l a c e y on March 18, 2009, 10:40:26 AM
Quote from: Veal on March 18, 2009, 10:40:01 AM
AND i heard he runs.


i said that already.
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: superclucky on March 18, 2009, 11:49:36 AM
Quote from: Fredo on March 18, 2009, 10:29:34 AM
Call me Michael Phelps.
...because you look like a horse that has adhd?

Also I hate swimming

It takes away all my energy. <3
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on March 18, 2009, 12:26:15 PM
Quote from: ₭€₩₦ on March 18, 2009, 08:54:34 AM
Black people can't swim.
smithicide;
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Thyme on March 18, 2009, 12:32:50 PM
Quote from: ₭€₩₦ on March 18, 2009, 09:19:56 AM
Why don't fat people take their shirt off when they swim?

It's not like people dont' realize they are fat and once they take the shirt off they are like WHOA THAT DUDE IS ACTUALLY FAT


Well, a good part of it is psychological. Plus, it's not really their size they're trying to hide, it's the fat in itself, what the upper body looks like. It's a bit different than just a larger version of a thin body. Man-boobs, etc.

Also, stretch marks. Which I still do have, remnants of my fatter days.
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Travis on March 18, 2009, 12:50:42 PM
i can swim alright. i'm not fast at all though
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Skylark on March 18, 2009, 12:53:29 PM
I'm okay at it.
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Hiro on March 18, 2009, 01:04:08 PM
Quote from: Nymphet on March 18, 2009, 11:49:36 AM
...because you look like a horse that has adhd?

Also I hate swimming

It takes away all my energy. <3
ENERGY IS MADE FOR BURNING

THAT'S THE POINT
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Nyerp on March 18, 2009, 01:11:51 PM
fat floats
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Meyer Lansky on March 18, 2009, 01:52:00 PM
Quote from: Nymphet on March 18, 2009, 11:49:36 AM
...because you look like a horse that has adhd?
Whore. baddood;
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Alan on March 18, 2009, 02:20:11 PM
Can't. I'd die.
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Daddy on March 18, 2009, 02:33:56 PM
Quote from: Alan on March 18, 2009, 02:20:11 PM
Can't. I'd die.
nigbro, i can swim with just using arms and leaning my body i don't need to use my legs.  Q('_' Q)
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Feynman on March 18, 2009, 02:35:19 PM
maybe

if i was ever in a pool
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Nate on March 18, 2009, 02:47:44 PM
I can almost swim, I just don't try enough nor do I give a shit enough to go to the pool that much.
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Claquesous on March 18, 2009, 04:08:40 PM
I don't see how anybody can't swim. I mean, sure, maybe some people might not be able to swim, as in, move from point A to point B in water, but everybody floats.

I'm sure you meant swim.
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: superclucky on March 18, 2009, 05:24:42 PM
Quote from: Claquesous on March 18, 2009, 04:08:40 PM
I don't see how anybody can't swim. I mean, sure, maybe some people might not be able to swim, as in, move from point A to point B in water, but everybody floats.

I'm sure you meant swim.
i thought what determines you to float deals with your muscle mass and fat content
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Socks on March 18, 2009, 05:42:30 PM
Quote from: Nymphet on March 18, 2009, 05:24:42 PM
i thought what determines you to float deals with your muscle mass and fat content


Salinity of the water my dear.
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: StarPilot on March 18, 2009, 05:58:13 PM
Quote from: Socks on March 18, 2009, 05:42:30 PM
Salinity of the water my dear.

Take the Dead Sea for example, everything floats in that.
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Zack777 on March 18, 2009, 06:52:37 PM
I haven't swimmed in years, even though I live on an island, where the beach is 3 blocks away
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Socks on March 18, 2009, 06:57:32 PM
Quote from: Zack777 on March 18, 2009, 06:52:37 PM
I haven't swimmed in years, even though I live on an island, where the beach is 3 blocks away


Now that's just not right.

Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Wrench on March 18, 2009, 06:58:03 PM
No, go to hell.
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Himu on March 18, 2009, 07:08:17 PM
Hell yeah.  I love water. <3
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on March 19, 2009, 12:24:28 AM
nope

apparently it's physically impossible for me to swim because of the distribution of weight in my body but i think it's just bullshit baddood;
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Socks on March 19, 2009, 06:34:25 AM
Quote from: BROSUKE on March 19, 2009, 12:24:28 AM
apparently it's physically impossible for me to swim because of the distribution of weight in my body but i think it's just bullshit


You've never actually tried?
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on March 19, 2009, 07:00:31 AM
I can sink ha ha ha
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: YPrrrr on March 19, 2009, 07:31:13 AM
Quote from: BROSUKE on March 19, 2009, 12:24:28 AM
nope

apparently it's physically impossible for me to swim because of the distribution of weight in my body but i think it's just bullshit baddood;
Unless you're all muscle, it shouldn't be that hard
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Zack777 on March 19, 2009, 11:03:20 AM
Quote from: BROSUKE on March 19, 2009, 12:24:28 AM
nope

apparently it's physically impossible for me to swim because of the distribution of weight in my body but i think it's just bullshit baddood;

No, its the white man figuratively and physically keeping you down  bassir;
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Mettalik on March 19, 2009, 04:28:29 PM
I can't swim because I'm scared ;_;
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Classic on March 19, 2009, 04:30:32 PM
Quote from: Mettalik on March 19, 2009, 04:28:29 PM
I can't swim because I'm scared ;_;

I'll help you. yes;
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Mettalik on March 19, 2009, 04:31:18 PM
Quote from: Shooting Mr. Star... on March 19, 2009, 04:30:32 PM
I'll help you. yes;
Sorry guys I can't go today I have
homework
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Classic on March 19, 2009, 04:32:41 PM
Quote from: Mettalik on March 19, 2009, 04:31:18 PM
Sorry guys I can't go today I have
homework

It's okay. I'm tired anyways.  :(
Title: Re: PotD: Can you swim?
Post by: Sync on March 19, 2009, 05:16:04 PM
Hell yes.
I love swimming.
I had to learn because I nearly drowned when I was 5.