I just heard a story about our local Olive Garden yesterday. Apparently, some girl went there with her friends. She ordered fettuccine Alfredo. Well, the guys working there didn't like her they jizzed into her Alfredo sauce. She ate it, unknowingly. She now has Herpes from that. She had leftovers in her fridge and the doctors examined it. Those 11 guys that jizzed in it gave her fucking herpes. I hate people so much. How trashy can people be?
ITT disgusting restaurant stories
a.k.a. Waiting
What the fuck
wait are you fucking serious
holy shit ew now i'm scared to go to restaurants >.<
uh i'm not an expert on venereal disease but is herpes even transmitted through seminal fluid
haha i had to laugh so hard.
oh i'll give you the special italian seasoning alright
Quote from: guff on March 06, 2009, 07:41:38 PM
uh i'm not an expert on venereal disease but is herpes even transmitted through seminal fluid
it's transmitted through physical contact with the infected area, you are correct
Quote from: Lozal. on March 06, 2009, 07:41:24 PM
wait are you fucking serious
holy shit ew now i'm scared to go to restaurants >.<
Unfortunately, I'm serious.
I was just at a restaurant. Antone's though.
wtc;
I guarantee that in all of the times you have been to restaurants, you have eaten something equally as nasty or probably even worse.
Quote from: Fredo on March 06, 2009, 08:22:07 PM
I guarantee that in all of the times you have been to restaurants, you have eaten something equally as nasty or probably even worse.
Like a bigmac.
What do you think makes the special sauce so special?
Ah-ha...
ah restatuns are gorss.
god damn it guff i was going to ruin wrench's fun ;_;
uuh i don't remember eating at restaurants except for denny's but i hate it there plus it's a bunch of gay jmvs working around i doubt that they would jizz in my chicken melt
ew what the fuck?
Don't mess with the people who make your food.
Quote from: guff on March 06, 2009, 07:41:38 PM
uh i'm not an expert on venereal disease but is herpes even transmitted through seminal fluid
"Herpes simplex is most easily transmitted by direct contact with a lesion or
the body fluid of an infected individual."
Quote from: Ethereal on March 07, 2009, 11:22:57 AM
"Herpes simplex is most easily transmitted by direct contact with a lesion or the body fluid of an infected individual."
yeah i read the wikipedia article too mr. smarty pants akudood;
but still this seems a bit farfetched
Here you are sir, a Super Sonic Chocolate Shake... yes;
Quote from: JUNE BANDIT #14 on March 07, 2009, 12:31:41 PM
Here you are sir, a Super Sonic Chocolate Shake... yes;
I saw a gayplay post coming a mile away with this one doodella;
Quote from: YPR on March 07, 2009, 12:35:45 PM
I saw a gayplay post coming a mile away with this one doodella;
Actually, I was talking about shit in the shake, but thanks. I see it now. n_u
Eleven people jizzed in the alfredo sauce and she didn't notice?
She was probably a dick anyway to warrant that sort of thing
Quote from: guff on March 07, 2009, 11:42:23 AM
yeah i read the wikipedia article too mr. smarty pants akudood;
but still this seems a bit farfetched
yeah it does (http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/semen.asp)
Quote from: Ethereal on March 07, 2009, 04:51:09 PM
yeah it does (http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/semen.asp)
ack i should have checked there first
in other news wrench did you know that akudood;'s title text is "gullible" baddood;