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Started by Wrench, March 06, 2009, 07:39:50 PM

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Wrench

March 06, 2009, 07:39:50 PM
I just heard a story about our local Olive Garden yesterday. Apparently, some girl went there with her friends. She ordered fettuccine Alfredo. Well, the guys working there didn't like her they jizzed into her Alfredo sauce. She ate it, unknowingly. She now has Herpes from that. She had leftovers in her fridge and the doctors examined it. Those 11 guys that jizzed in it gave her fucking herpes. I hate people so much. How trashy can people be?

ITT disgusting restaurant stories
a.k.a. Waiting

Geno

March 06, 2009, 07:41:12 PM #1
What the fuck
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Lozal

March 06, 2009, 07:41:24 PM #2
wait are you fucking serious

holy shit ew now i'm scared to go to restaurants  >.<
powerofone; powerofone; powerofone; powerofone; powerofone;

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guff

March 06, 2009, 07:41:38 PM #3
uh i'm not an expert on venereal disease but is herpes even transmitted through seminal fluid

l a c e y

March 06, 2009, 07:43:04 PM #4
haha i had to laugh so hard.

Travis

March 06, 2009, 07:45:46 PM #5
oh i'll give you the special italian seasoning alright

YPrrrr

March 06, 2009, 07:52:35 PM #6
Quote from: guff on March 06, 2009, 07:41:38 PM
uh i'm not an expert on venereal disease but is herpes even transmitted through seminal fluid
it's transmitted through physical contact with the infected area, you are correct

Wrench

March 06, 2009, 08:00:04 PM #7
Quote from: Lozal. on March 06, 2009, 07:41:24 PM
wait are you fucking serious

holy shit ew now i'm scared to go to restaurants  >.<

Unfortunately, I'm serious.

I was just at a restaurant. Antone's though.

Hiro

March 06, 2009, 08:08:33 PM #8
wtc;

Meyer Lansky

March 06, 2009, 08:22:07 PM #9
I guarantee that in all of the times you have been to restaurants, you have eaten something equally as nasty or probably even worse.

Daddy

March 06, 2009, 08:22:45 PM #10
Quote from: Fredo on March 06, 2009, 08:22:07 PM
I guarantee that in all of the times you have been to restaurants, you have eaten something equally as nasty or probably even worse.
Like a bigmac.

Meyer Lansky

March 06, 2009, 08:23:18 PM #11
What do you think makes the special sauce so special?

Ah-ha...

l a c e y

March 06, 2009, 08:51:54 PM #12
ah restatuns are gorss.

superclucky

March 06, 2009, 09:15:41 PM #13
god damn it guff i was going to ruin wrench's fun ;_;

uuh i don't remember eating at restaurants except for denny's but i hate it there plus it's a bunch of gay jmvs working around i doubt that they would jizz in my chicken melt
kewns are smelly

KonohaShinobi

March 07, 2009, 08:37:11 AM #14
ew what the fuck?
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