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Title: my neighbors are retarded
Post by: Samus Aran on February 23, 2009, 08:49:26 PM
They always talk loudly so it's easy to hear what they're talking about. For some reason they were talking about pilots, and I heard one of them say "Orville Redenbacher."

doodthing;

ITT discuss stupid things you've heard people say recently
Title: Re: my neighbors are retarded
Post by: Hiro on February 23, 2009, 08:50:12 PM
I love you.
Title: Re: my neighbors are retarded
Post by: Veal on February 23, 2009, 08:50:23 PM
Do you mean like, from inside their house?

oh also:
Quote from: A Hiro. on February 23, 2009, 08:50:12 PM
I love you.
Title: Re: my neighbors are retarded
Post by: Samus Aran on February 23, 2009, 08:50:55 PM
Quote from: Veal on February 23, 2009, 08:50:23 PM
Do you mean like, from inside their house?

oh also:


i live in a dorm room and there's only a wall between us
Title: Re: my neighbors are retarded
Post by: Classic on February 23, 2009, 08:51:09 PM
I live in the country. My neighbors can't hear us, we can't hear them.
Title: Re: my neighbors are retarded
Post by: Samus Aran on February 23, 2009, 08:51:42 PM
Quote from: MS. TRON BONNE on February 23, 2009, 08:51:09 PM
I live in the country. My neighbors can't hear us, we can't hear them.


it can be anyone. i was just using my neighbors as an example.
Title: Re: my neighbors are retarded
Post by: Veal on February 23, 2009, 08:51:50 PM
Quote from: ZAK on February 23, 2009, 08:50:55 PM
i live in a dorm room and there's only a wall between us

so you mean suitemates (http://i42.tinypic.com/124vwvt.jpg)
Title: Re: my neighbors are retarded
Post by: ME## on February 23, 2009, 08:53:01 PM
'If somebody is brain dead, does it mean that they don't have a brain?'
Title: Re: my neighbors are retarded
Post by: CutLess on February 23, 2009, 08:53:26 PM
"WHEN I GET SERIOUSLY, I GET SERIOUS SO HELLY BAD"

--my indian neighbor

He regularly says stupid shit, but he's still pretty cool.
Title: Re: my neighbors are retarded
Post by: Classic on February 23, 2009, 08:53:53 PM
Quote from: ZAK on February 23, 2009, 08:51:42 PM
it can be anyone. i was just using my neighbors as an example.

Well, my neighbors are a small walking distance (it's not like a huge country road, just the outskirts of town) so I could always go talk to them.
BUT...my brother is a dumbass.
Title: Re: my neighbors are retarded
Post by: Samus Aran on February 23, 2009, 08:54:26 PM
Quote from: Veal on February 23, 2009, 08:51:50 PM
so you mean suitemates (http://i42.tinypic.com/124vwvt.jpg)


um no they're separate dorm rooms
Title: Re: my neighbors are retarded
Post by: Samus Aran on February 23, 2009, 08:54:52 PM
Quote from: CutLess on February 23, 2009, 08:53:26 PM
"WHEN I GET SERIOUSLY, I GET SERIOUS SO HELLY BAD"



what the christ
Title: Re: my neighbors are retarded
Post by: Veal on February 23, 2009, 08:57:00 PM
Quote from: ZAK on February 23, 2009, 08:54:26 PM
um no they're separate dorm rooms

let's pretend for a second that i'm right though.
Title: Re: my neighbors are retarded
Post by: Slim on February 23, 2009, 08:59:10 PM
Quote from: Veal on February 23, 2009, 08:57:00 PM
let's pretend for a second that i'm right though.


let's pretend for a second that i'm a flying donkey with a gargantuan phallus.
Title: Re: my neighbors are retarded
Post by: Veal on February 23, 2009, 09:10:23 PM
Quote from: Slim on February 23, 2009, 08:59:10 PM
let's pretend for a second that i'm a flying donkey with a gargantuan phallus.

ha ha, everyone knows you can't fly, slim.
Title: Re: my neighbors are retarded
Post by: Slim on February 23, 2009, 09:45:43 PM
Quote from: Veal on February 23, 2009, 09:10:23 PM
ha ha, everyone knows you can't fly, slim.


yeah, perhaps i made that one part a little too absurd. sorry about that.
Title: Re: my neighbors are retarded
Post by: Feynman on February 23, 2009, 09:52:01 PM
Quote from: Veal on February 23, 2009, 09:10:23 PM
ha ha, everyone knows you can't fly, slim.


Right, they teach you that in art school. Have a gold star.
Title: Re: my neighbors are retarded
Post by: Himu on February 23, 2009, 09:54:21 PM
"if you're a vegan can you have ice cream?"

baddood;
Title: Re: my neighbors are retarded
Post by: Hiro on February 23, 2009, 09:56:16 PM
Quote from: Cyanide on February 23, 2009, 09:54:21 PM
"if you're a vegan can you have ice cream?"

baddood;
that's actually a reasonable question
but i believe the answer is no
Title: Re: my neighbors are retarded
Post by: Feynman on February 23, 2009, 09:59:01 PM
Quote from: Cyanide on February 23, 2009, 09:54:21 PM
"if you're a vegan can you have ice cream?"

baddood;


what's worse is when a vegan or some other vegetarian shows off like they're some sort of philanthropist fighting AIDS in Africa

It's almost worse than a religious person trying to convert you.
Title: Re: my neighbors are retarded
Post by: Skylark on February 23, 2009, 10:33:28 PM
Quote from: A Hiro. on February 23, 2009, 09:56:16 PM
that's actually a reasonable question
but i believe the answer is no


I think it's a goofy question

ice cream... milk... vegan... dairy products..
Title: Re: my neighbors are retarded
Post by: Hiro on February 24, 2009, 11:58:22 AM
Quote from: Skylark on February 23, 2009, 10:33:28 PM
I think it's a goofy question

ice cream... milk... vegan... dairy products..
I know this, but i'm not sure if it's something everyone might know.

And there's always soy ice cream ;)
Title: Re: my neighbors are retarded
Post by: Classic on February 24, 2009, 11:59:05 AM
Quote from: A Hiro. on February 24, 2009, 11:58:22 AM
I know this, but i'm not sure if it's something everyone might know.

And there's always soy ice cream ;)

It's called sorbet.
Title: Re: my neighbors are retarded
Post by: Hiro on February 24, 2009, 12:05:11 PM
Quote from: MS. TRON BONNE on February 24, 2009, 11:59:05 AM
It's called sorbet.
YES THAT TOO
I LOVE IT
Title: Re: my neighbors are retarded
Post by: YPrrrr on February 24, 2009, 12:47:27 PM
Yes, my neighbor annoys the fuck out of me... he has his frat brothers over to hit his bong and while they're smoking they crank the music, and scream OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH at the top of their lungs whenever someone takes a big hit or there's a good insult... Plus, his voice alone usually annoys me... His heavy garbled New York accent only makes him sound more retarded than he already is.
Title: Re: my neighbors are retarded
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on February 24, 2009, 12:48:28 PM
"You know those fish with lights in the ocean? If the light goes out, does someone have to go down and change the light bulb?

he was entirely serious
Title: Re: my neighbors are retarded
Post by: superclucky on February 24, 2009, 12:52:12 PM
I can't understand my nigger neighbor or the crack dealers. n____n

My mom likes to feed them.
Title: Re: my neighbors are retarded
Post by: Classic on February 24, 2009, 12:53:53 PM
Quote from: TECTRINKET on February 24, 2009, 12:48:28 PM
"You know those fish with lights in the ocean? If the light goes out, does someone have to go down and change the light bulb?

he was entirely serious

That's actually kind of a cute question.