my neighbors are retarded

[Samus Aran]

They always talk loudly so it's easy to hear what they're talking about. For some reason they were talking about pilots, and I heard one of them say "Orville Redenbacher."



ITT discuss stupid things you've heard people say recently

[Hiro]

I love you.

[Veal]

Do you mean like, from inside their house?

oh also:

I love you.

[Samus Aran]

Do you mean like, from inside their house?

oh also:

i live in a dorm room and there's only a wall between us

[Classic]

I live in the country. My neighbors can't hear us, we can't hear them.

[Samus Aran]

I live in the country. My neighbors can't hear us, we can't hear them.

it can be anyone. i was just using my neighbors as an example.

[Veal]

i live in a dorm room and there's only a wall between us

so you mean suitemates

[ME##]

'If somebody is brain dead, does it mean that they don't have a brain?'

[CutLess]

"WHEN I GET SERIOUSLY, I GET SERIOUS SO HELLY BAD"

--my indian neighbor

He regularly says stupid shit, but he's still pretty cool.

[Classic]

it can be anyone. i was just using my neighbors as an example.

Well, my neighbors are a small walking distance (it's not like a huge country road, just the outskirts of town) so I could always go talk to them.
BUT...my brother is a dumbass.

[Samus Aran]

so you mean suitemates

um no they're separate dorm rooms

[Samus Aran]

"WHEN I GET SERIOUSLY, I GET SERIOUS SO HELLY BAD"

what the christ

[Veal]

um no they're separate dorm rooms

let's pretend for a second that i'm right though.

[Slim]

let's pretend for a second that i'm right though.

let's pretend for a second that i'm a flying donkey with a gargantuan phallus.

[Veal]

let's pretend for a second that i'm a flying donkey with a gargantuan phallus.

ha ha, everyone knows you can't fly, slim.