I decided to check my MSN account for the first time in about a year and see this shit from my mother. akudood;
QuoteThe moment you receive it, say:
Our Father who art in heaven, hall owed be Thy name, Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven, give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen.
GOD WANTED ME TO TELL YOU, It shall be well with you this coming year. No matter how much your enemies try this year, they will not succeed. You have been destined to make it and you shall surely achieve all your goals this year. For the remainder of 2008 and all of 2009, all your agonies will be diverted and victory and prosperity will be incoming in abundance. Today God has confirmed the end of your sufferings, sorrows and pain because HE that sits on the throne has remembered you. He has taken away the hardships and given you JOY. He will never let you down. I knocked at heaven's door this morning, God asked me. My child! What can I do for you? And I said, 'Fath er, please protect and bless the person reading this message... '
This is a Novena from Mother Theresa that started in 1952 .
It has never been broken. Within 48 hours send 20 copies (Or as many as you can - God does know if you don't have 20 people to send it to. It's the effort and intent that counts.) to family and friends.
This is a powerful Novena. Couldn't hurt. Can only help. Please do not break it.
Damn Jesusdicks and their chain letters. akudood;
ITT: Chain e-mails.
She just wants to save your soul. :(
Quote from: Nyerp on February 05, 2009, 07:39:28 PM
She just wants to save your soul. :(
And through a chainletter no less. That's love right there. akudood;
GOD WANTED HER TO TELL YOU
Quote from: Slim on February 05, 2009, 07:40:49 PM
And through a chainletter no less. That's love right there. akudood;
An undying and beautiful love, like the spirit of a quiet Christian housewife. happydood;
One thing I know about Christians is that even though it's very annoying, when they do stuff like that they actually care about you. akudood;
Also I think I'm being serious. >:\
Thanks a lot James. Now I'm getting "JESUS CAN SAVE YOU" ads. >:[
Reply with a picture of jesus getting anally violated
Quote from: Geno on February 05, 2009, 08:11:39 PM
Reply with a picture of jesus getting anally violated
and when you're done shoot yourself and say you blame her in the suicide note it will be hilarious
That's a mom thing not a christfag thing.
Quote from: Veal on February 05, 2009, 08:21:21 PM
That's a mom thing not a christfag thing.
My mom knows I don't believe in God. akudood;
Quote from: Raekewn on February 05, 2009, 08:27:50 PM
My mom knows I don't believe in God. akudood;
and just look at how you're turning out n_u
Quote from: Raekewn on February 05, 2009, 08:27:50 PM
My mom knows I don't believe in God. akudood;
That explains a lot.
QuoteYou Can Be Born Again
Jesus Christ Loves You. Here is a Prayer That Can Change Your Life
www.Jesus2020.com
He's got my vote.
Quote from: Raekewn on February 05, 2009, 08:27:50 PM
My mom knows I don't believe in God. akudood;
That was a fun one to overhear on Christmas Eve. My aunt Pat and my mom [whispering] "Suzy doesn't believe in God." "I don't think he [me] does."
Oh... huh... my mom sends me food girl;
Quote from: YPR on February 05, 2009, 10:14:18 PM
Oh... huh... my mom sends me food girl;
It's because your mother knows you're a good boy who doesn't drink or smoke while at school.
She knows you love the lord. hocuspocus;
"send 20 copies (Or as many as you can - God does know if you don't have 20 people to send it to)."
I lol'd
"God knows if you're a loser/loner."
And it's as if if you just don't send it to 20 people because you don't feel like it, the blessing will be taken away from you.
Quote from: ClassicTyler on February 05, 2009, 10:14:58 PM
It's because your mother knows you're a good boy who doesn't drink or smoke while at school.
She knows you love the lord. hocuspocus;
She knows I drink
And that just sounds creepy
I am the Diplomat mandated to deliver your inheritance to you in your designated residential address here in the States.
The funds total US$7.5 Million has been packaged in a consignment for safe keeping and you were made the beneficiary of these funds by a benefactor whose details will be revealed to you after handing over the funds to you in accordance with the Agreement I signed with the benefactor when he enlisted my assistance in delivering the funds to you.
I am presently at JFK Airport in the United States of America and before I can deliver the funds to you, you have to reconfirm the following information so as to ensure that I am dealing with the right person
1.Full Name
2.Residential Address
3.Age
4.Occupation
5.Direct Telephone Numbers
Send the requested information so that we can proceed.
Regards
Anthony Williams
i hate one's that people send you and ask you to fill out about them then send it back.
like fuck you.