What the crap is my mom sending me?

[YPrrrr]

Oh... huh... my mom sends me food

[Classic]

Oh... huh... my mom sends me food

It's because your mother knows you're a good boy who doesn't drink or smoke while at school.
She knows you love the lord. 

[Selkie]

"send 20 copies (Or as many as you can - God does know if you don't have 20 people to send it to)."

I lol'd

"God knows if you're a loser/loner."

And it's as if if you just don't send it to 20 people because you don't feel like it, the blessing will be taken away from you.

[YPrrrr]

It's because your mother knows you're a good boy who doesn't drink or smoke while at school.
She knows you love the lord. 

She knows I drink

And that just sounds creepy

[Feynman]

I am the Diplomat mandated to deliver your inheritance to you in your designated residential address here in the States.

The funds total US$7.5 Million has been packaged in a consignment for safe keeping and you were made the beneficiary of these funds by a benefactor whose details will be revealed to you after handing over the funds to you in accordance with the Agreement I signed with the benefactor when he enlisted my assistance in delivering the funds to you.

I am presently at JFK Airport in the United States of America and before I can deliver the funds to you, you have to reconfirm the following information so as to ensure that I am dealing with the right person

1.Full Name
2.Residential Address
3.Age
4.Occupation
5.Direct Telephone Numbers

Send the requested information so that we can proceed.

Regards

Anthony Williams

[l a c e y]

i hate one's that people send you and ask you to fill out about them then send it back.
like fuck you.