i've choked on stuff like 15 times today and coughed
did you ever choke on anything and couldnt breath
I like to choke my sexual partner.
I really get off on that stuff.
Quote from: David on January 31, 2009, 02:48:51 PM
I like to choke my sexual partner.
I really get off on that stuff.
saw that one coming
Quote from: David on January 31, 2009, 02:48:51 PM
I like to choke my sexual partner.
I really get off on that stuff.
I like to strangle my penis until it turns blue
YEAH AND I WISH I DIDN'T CLEAR IT FROM MY THROAT.
i choked on a whole grape once
Quote from: TECTRINKET on January 31, 2009, 02:51:01 PM
i choked on a whole grape once
That happened to me once when I was little. I was trying to be funny so I put like 10 grapes in my mouth and I started choking on one of them and I spit the rest of them all over the table.
It was gross.
I hate when you get something in my throat and I begin to cough for like two minutes, I feel like everybody is staring at me. :[
Quote from: Parrot Pancake on January 31, 2009, 02:55:57 PM
I hate when you get something in my throat and I begin to cough for like two minutes, I feel like everybody is staring at me. :[
Happened to me in the middle of class last year. We were eating pie as part of an experiment, and I choked for the rest of the period. saddood;
I choked on nacho chips yesterday. IT WAS SO GOOD UNTIL THAT HAPPENED.
I choked on a piece of ice for like 5 minutes when I was real little and I started to black out, but my mom got it out by slapping me on the back.
I guess she doesn't know the Heimlich maneuver.
I CHOKE ON FOOD EVERY DAY
I choke on water a lot doodthing;
I sometimes choke on my saliva. :(
Quote from: Baboon on January 31, 2009, 04:09:26 PM
I sometimes choke on my saliva. :(
I hate that because you start coughing for 20+ minutes. :(
wow
http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/20090130_Suit__Tot_choked_on_condom.html
Once I started to choke on ice
I thought I was going to die
then it melted
yes;
Sometimes I choke when I cram too many dicks down my throat at once.
I choked on something in the cafeteria awhile back and none of my friends did anything about it. baddood;
I also have this memory of going out to eat on one of my birthdays and hearing some guy choking and being like "...baddood;"
i was choking on this piece of meat (hardy har har), and i thought i was done for, but i was able to spit it out
Quote from: FAMY2 on January 31, 2009, 05:15:00 PM
You are bad. So bad. n_u
how can something this good looking be bad? n_u
Quote from: Brooks on January 31, 2009, 05:48:21 PM
how can something this good looking be bad? n_u
I'm still trying to figure that out. baddood;
I had this bad bronchitis stuff that was horrible summer of 2006. The only way to get rid of it was to wake up choking in the middle of the night and spit up some mucus.
It went on for the entire summer. :(
Then, I have this flu stuff that involved me choking up the mucus for the first week. Apparently now it's turned into a sinus infection or some shit.
Anyway, I've choked on food and my own saliva too many times. :(
Quote from: David on January 31, 2009, 02:53:59 PM
That happened to me once when I was little. I was trying to be funny so I put like 10 grapes in my mouth and I started choking on one of them and I spit the rest of them all over the table.
It was gross.
My record is 14 n_u
I choked on my girlfriend's cock once baddood;
No, I haven't ever choked on anything.
i did once on a dum dum lollipop.
my friend was just laughing at me. akudood;
Quote from: Hermione Granger on February 01, 2009, 11:06:11 AM
i did once on a dum dum lollipop.
my friend was just laughing at me. akudood;
Man, you've gotta be a real
dum dum to choke on a lollipop. n_u
Quote from: TOTORO on February 01, 2009, 11:08:17 AM
Man, you've gotta be a real dum dum to choke on a lollipop. n_u
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEEEE FUFUFUFUUUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU FUFU HAHA HA ROLF
Quote from: TOTORO on February 01, 2009, 11:08:17 AM
Man, you've gotta be a real dum dum to choke on a lollipop. n_u
not really.
the lollipop is easily big enough to clog your esophagus.
Quote from: Hermione Granger on February 01, 2009, 11:10:34 AM
not really.
the lollipop is easily big enough to clog your esophagus.
Hmmm, well it goes without saying I don't have a gag reflex. n_u
But seriously, do you jam it in there? It's supposed to stay on your tongue. akudood;
Quote from: TOTORO on February 01, 2009, 11:11:47 AM
Hmmm, well it goes without saying I don't have a gag reflex. n_u
But seriously, do you jam it in there? It's supposed to stay on your tongue. akudood;
J-J-J-JAM IT IN
Quote from: TOTORO on February 01, 2009, 11:11:47 AM
Hmmm, well it goes without saying I don't have a gag reflex. n_u
But seriously, do you jam it in there? It's supposed to stay on your tongue. akudood;
no i pull the sweet part off the stick and i sucking on it.
take that however you want it.
Tyler are you telling me you've never had a dum dum?
dum-dums suck
I choked on one of these once:
[spoiler](http://www.sweetiesonline.com.au/products/2006080721lolly-pop-large.jpg)[/spoiler]
Quote from: Somali Pyrate Boyah on February 01, 2009, 05:05:49 PM
I choked on one of these once:
[spoiler](http://www.sweetiesonline.com.au/products/2006080721lolly-pop-large.jpg)[/spoiler]
wat goonish