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Started by Travis, January 31, 2009, 02:48:19 PM

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Travis

January 31, 2009, 02:48:19 PM
i've choked on stuff like 15 times today and coughed

did you ever choke on anything and couldnt breath

strongbad

January 31, 2009, 02:48:51 PM #1
I like to choke my sexual partner.
I really get off on that stuff.

Travis

January 31, 2009, 02:49:25 PM #2
Quote from: David on January 31, 2009, 02:48:51 PM
I like to choke my sexual partner.
I really get off on that stuff.
saw that one coming

strongbad

January 31, 2009, 02:49:54 PM #3
Quote from: Eureka! on January 31, 2009, 02:49:25 PM
saw that one coming

I saw that one coming baddood;

Geno

January 31, 2009, 02:50:03 PM #4
Quote from: David on January 31, 2009, 02:48:51 PM
I like to choke my sexual partner.
I really get off on that stuff.
I like to strangle my penis until it turns blue
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Daddy

January 31, 2009, 02:50:26 PM #5
YEAH AND I WISH I DIDN'T CLEAR IT FROM MY THROAT.

Kalahari Inkantation

January 31, 2009, 02:51:01 PM #6
i choked on a whole grape once

strongbad

January 31, 2009, 02:53:59 PM #7
Quote from: TECTRINKET on January 31, 2009, 02:51:01 PM
i choked on a whole grape once

That happened to me once when I was little. I was trying to be funny so I put like 10 grapes in my mouth and I started choking on one of them and I spit the rest of them all over the table.

It was gross.

ME##

January 31, 2009, 02:55:57 PM #8
I hate when you get something in my throat and I begin to cough for like two minutes, I feel like everybody is staring at me. :[

Kalahari Inkantation

January 31, 2009, 03:24:02 PM #9
Quote from: Parrot Pancake on January 31, 2009, 02:55:57 PM
I hate when you get something in my throat and I begin to cough for like two minutes, I feel like everybody is staring at me. :[
Happened to me in the middle of class last year. We were eating pie as part of an experiment, and I choked for the rest of the period. saddood;

The artist formally known

January 31, 2009, 03:26:33 PM #10
I choked on nacho chips yesterday. IT WAS SO GOOD UNTIL THAT HAPPENED.

Samus Aran

January 31, 2009, 03:35:41 PM #11
I choked on a piece of ice for like 5 minutes when I was real little and I started to black out, but my mom got it out by slapping me on the back.

I guess she doesn't know the Heimlich maneuver.

Nyerp

January 31, 2009, 03:42:28 PM #12
I CHOKE ON FOOD EVERY DAY

musica.cards

January 31, 2009, 04:05:53 PM #13
I choke on water a lot doodthing;
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Oh

January 31, 2009, 04:09:26 PM #14
 I sometimes choke on my saliva. :(
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