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Title: Post some funny jokes
Post by: Travis on January 18, 2009, 04:19:31 PM
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Title: Re: Post some funny jokes
Post by: The Speaker Of Words on January 18, 2009, 04:20:54 PM
A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."
Title: Re: Post some funny jokes
Post by: Samus Aran on January 18, 2009, 04:21:14 PM
"The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is the best game ever."
Title: Re: Post some funny jokes
Post by: Travis on January 18, 2009, 04:22:26 PM
Quote from: Paranoid Pancake on January 18, 2009, 04:21:14 PM
"The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is the best game ever."
I mostly like that game for nostalgia
Title: Re: Post some funny jokes
Post by: Travis on January 18, 2009, 04:23:40 PM
Quote from: The Speaker Of Words on January 18, 2009, 04:20:54 PM
A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."
"Guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do"
Title: Re: Post some funny jokes
Post by: Samus Aran on January 18, 2009, 04:26:14 PM
wait wait i have another joke

http://boyah.net/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=484
Title: Re: Post some funny jokes
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 18, 2009, 04:28:55 PM
Quote"The Xbox 360 is a great system."

"The Xbox 360 has plenty of great exclusives."

"Windows is a great operating system."

"Macs suck."

"Seth Macfarlane makes great shows."

"I'm going to college to be a COMPUTER SCIENTIST."

"I'm going to be an engineer/computer programmer/game designer/etc." (when said by kids that barely pass classes and don't even know what operating system they run)


Every time I hear any of the above, I laugh heartily.
Title: Re: Post some funny jokes
Post by: Samus Aran on January 18, 2009, 04:30:00 PM
i knew you were going to say the 360 one
Title: Re: Post some funny jokes
Post by: noodle_976 on January 18, 2009, 05:46:18 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 18, 2009, 04:28:55 PM
Every time I hear any of the above, I laugh heartily.
Macs do suck  doodthing;
Title: Re: Post some funny jokes
Post by: russell on January 18, 2009, 05:48:37 PM
"muir's translation of The Castle is so poetic"

LOL!
Title: Re: Post some funny jokes
Post by: Samus Aran on January 18, 2009, 07:25:00 PM
Quote from: noodle_976 on January 18, 2009, 05:46:18 PM
Macs do suck  doodthing;


lmao
Title: Re: Post some funny jokes
Post by: Slim on January 18, 2009, 07:33:26 PM
A guy walks into a bar.
His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.
Title: Re: Post some funny jokes
Post by: YPrrrr on January 18, 2009, 07:35:18 PM
History will vindicate Bush
Title: Re: Post some funny jokes
Post by: The spy who loves you on January 18, 2009, 07:37:16 PM
"You'll find someone someday Cameron"
Title: Re: Post some funny jokes
Post by: Nyerp on January 18, 2009, 07:51:41 PM
"Nintendo cares about its fans."

"Shigeru Miyamoto is a mastermind."
Title: Re: Post some funny jokes
Post by: Daddy on January 18, 2009, 07:53:53 PM
Here's one I found on CNN (http://edition.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/08/29/palin.republican.vp.candidate/)
Title: Re: Post some funny jokes
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 18, 2009, 08:01:17 PM
Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs across the field. [spoiler]One cow looks around a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off. akudood;[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Post some funny jokes
Post by: l a c e y on January 18, 2009, 08:02:47 PM
Quote from: TECTRINKET on January 18, 2009, 08:01:17 PM
Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs across the field. [spoiler]One cow looks around a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off. akudood;[/spoiler]


is it bad that i actually llaughed at this.
Title: Re: Post some funny jokes
Post by: Nyerp on January 18, 2009, 08:03:38 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 18, 2009, 08:02:47 PM
is it bad that i actually llaughed at this.



that's not funny my great aunt died that way

seriously
Title: Re: Post some funny jokes
Post by: Thyme on January 18, 2009, 08:03:56 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 18, 2009, 08:02:47 PM
is it bad that i actually llaughed at this.


Probably, but I'd be on the same boat. The emote did it for me.
Title: Re: Post some funny jokes
Post by: Selkie on January 19, 2009, 06:23:33 AM
Black president.
Title: Re: Post some funny jokes
Post by: Karel on January 19, 2009, 08:09:02 AM
what's alqaeda's favorite dessert

big apple crumble
Title: Re: Post some funny jokes
Post by: Houdini on January 19, 2009, 08:16:24 AM
"Women don't enjoy being raped"
Title: Re: Post some funny jokes
Post by: Nyerp on January 19, 2009, 08:23:51 AM
Quote from: Houdini on January 19, 2009, 08:16:24 AM
"Women don't enjoy being raped"


rape 'em up, houdini

rape 'em up
Title: Re: Post some funny jokes
Post by: l a c e y on January 19, 2009, 08:26:05 AM
Quote from: Houdini on January 19, 2009, 08:16:24 AM
"Women don't enjoy being raped"


i do...
Title: Re: Post some funny jokes
Post by: noodle_976 on January 19, 2009, 12:07:26 PM
Quote from: Paranoid Pancake on January 18, 2009, 07:25:00 PM
lmao
They really do  madood;
Title: Re: Post some funny jokes
Post by: Tomboh on January 19, 2009, 12:10:21 PM
"no steve, youre not ugly"