Post some funny jokes

[Travis]

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[The Speaker Of Words]

A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."

[Samus Aran]

"The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is the best game ever."

[Travis]

"The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is the best game ever."

I mostly like that game for nostalgia

[Travis]

A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."

"Guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do"

[Samus Aran]

wait wait i have another joke

http://boyah.net/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=484

[ncba93ivyase]

"The Xbox 360 is a great system."

"The Xbox 360 has plenty of great exclusives."

"Windows is a great operating system."

"Macs suck."

"Seth Macfarlane makes great shows."

"I'm going to college to be a COMPUTER SCIENTIST."

"I'm going to be an engineer/computer programmer/game designer/etc." (when said by kids that barely pass classes and don't even know what operating system they run)

Every time I hear any of the above, I laugh heartily.

[Samus Aran]

i knew you were going to say the 360 one

[noodle_976]

Every time I hear any of the above, I laugh heartily.

Macs do suck 

[russell]

"muir's translation of The Castle is so poetic"

LOL!

[Samus Aran]

Macs do suck 

lmao

[Slim]

A guy walks into a bar.
His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

[YPrrrr]

History will vindicate Bush

[The spy who loves you]

"You'll find someone someday Cameron"

[Nyerp]

"Nintendo cares about its fans."

"Shigeru Miyamoto is a mastermind."