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Title: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: Dullahan on January 15, 2009, 01:53:46 PM
Not me.

For one thing, I was going too slow. I never went above 35 km/h because I was trying to drive fast enough with enough time to notice and react to any caution. And for another, I made a right hand turn into the wrong right-hand lane. I had to do that because if I hadn't, I would have driven right into a snow bank. I was also supposed to make a left hand turn at an intersection and I waited until I see the traffic opposing me because there was a transport truck in the way that was also making a left hand turn. For some reason, he didn't go, and other people (according to her) were waiting for me. So I went and I could just see an SUV coming, so I had to speed the fuck up. I avoided an accident, mind you.

Did anyone else suck with their driving test? baddood;
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 01:55:41 PM
haha, we have all heard my story.
but atleast yours was incredibly better than mine.
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: Hiro on January 15, 2009, 01:57:08 PM
No Lacey, i don't believe everyone has heard your story
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: LCK on January 15, 2009, 01:57:19 PM
I failed my first test because I failed to use a left turn lane. Second time I did pretty damn well.

Oh, and to answer the subject: I do.
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: Dullahan on January 15, 2009, 01:57:41 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 01:55:41 PM
haha, we have all heard my story.
but atleast yours was incredibly better than mine.

Yeah, it's definitely a problem when you almost hit a blind person.
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 01:58:35 PM
Quote from: Sponge on January 15, 2009, 01:57:41 PM
Yeah, it's definitely a problem when you almost hit a blind person.


but i didn't, there was no one around!
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: Hermione Granger on January 15, 2009, 01:59:11 PM
lol

my instructor was talking about his life stories.

i was laughing so hard the whole time i was driving.

what a funny guy.
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: Dullahan on January 15, 2009, 01:59:23 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 01:58:35 PM
but i didn't, there was no one around!
You should drive the school bus. Seriously.
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 02:01:32 PM
Quote from: Sponge on January 15, 2009, 01:59:23 PM
You should drive the school bus. Seriously.


why?
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: Dullahan on January 15, 2009, 02:03:04 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 02:01:32 PM
why?
Because maybe this time you'll actually hit someone. bassir;
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: don't let's on January 15, 2009, 02:03:31 PM
The only problems I had was I took a left turn too wide and I didn't change lanes fast enough.
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 02:05:53 PM
Quote from: Forest Hiro on January 15, 2009, 01:57:08 PM
No Lacey, i don't believe everyone has heard your story


do i really need to retell it.
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: Dullahan on January 15, 2009, 02:07:22 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 02:05:53 PM
do i really need to retell it.
She drove in the wrong lane.
She almost hit a blind person.
She couldn't see.
She couldn't parallel park.
Did I name them all?
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 02:08:53 PM
Quote from: Sponge on January 15, 2009, 02:07:22 PM
She drove in the wrong lane.
She almost hit a blind person.
She couldn't see.
She couldn't parallel park.
Did I name them all?


i was driving in the passing lane.
i kept taking my hands off the wheel.
i was speeding.
i think that sums it up.
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: Hermione Granger on January 15, 2009, 02:10:10 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 02:08:53 PM
i was driving in the passing lane.
i kept taking my hands off the wheel.
i was speeding.
i think that sums it up.

ok why did you do all of that

like seriously

hey i want to fail

just do it now ok
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 02:15:25 PM
well i suck balls at parelle parking.
my marker guy thought i couldnt see the on coming traffic, when i clearly could cause i went and nothing came.
he said i almost hit a blind person, but no one was around.
so pretty much hes a ffucking douche.
i was driving in the passing lane cause i turned into it and forgot to switch lanes.
i had to move my hair off my face so i had to take my hands off the wheel.
and finally i didnt know the speed limit.
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: Dullahan on January 15, 2009, 02:19:57 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 02:15:25 PM
well i suck balls at parelle parking.
my marker guy thought i couldnt see the on coming traffic, when i clearly could cause i went and nothing came.
he said i almost hit a blind person, but no one was around.
so pretty much hes a ffucking douche.
i was driving in the passing lane cause i turned into it and forgot to switch lanes.
i had to move my hair off my face so i had to take my hands off the wheel.
and finally i didnt know the speed limit.
Did you remember the guy's name?
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 02:21:52 PM
Quote from: Sponge on January 15, 2009, 02:19:57 PM
Did you remember the guy's name?


no i can sure tell you what the douche bag looked like though.
he had a blonde mullet.
and he was tall.
and he looked like he lived at a beach.
and his skin was really red.
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: Dullahan on January 15, 2009, 02:24:39 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 02:21:52 PM
no i can sure tell you what the douche bag looked like though.
he had a blonde mullet.
and he was tall.
and he looked like he lived at a beach.
and his skin was really red.
Well, apparently there is a guy and a girl that test the drivers. And, according to others, the girl goes harder on the people than the guy. So maybe the guy won't be a douche to me if he tests me on my second try in two weeks. :'(
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 02:27:25 PM
Quote from: Sponge on January 15, 2009, 02:24:39 PM
Well, apparently there is a guy and a girl that test the drivers. And, according to others, the girl goes harder on the people than the guy. So maybe the guy won't be a douche to me if he tests me on my second try in two weeks. :'(


ill punch him if he is a douche to you.
just cause.
but im going to woodstock and im gunna pass.
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: Dullahan on January 15, 2009, 02:29:24 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 02:27:25 PM
ill punch him if he is a douche to you.
just cause.
but im going to woodstock and im gunna pass.

You'll pass if I pass my second time.
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 02:29:57 PM
Quote from: Sponge on January 15, 2009, 02:29:24 PM
You'll pass if I pass my second time.


lol im gunna go when it starts to get a little bit warmer out.
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: Dullahan on January 15, 2009, 02:33:35 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 02:29:57 PM
lol im gunna go when it starts to get a little bit warmer out.
Have you even been driving lately?
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 02:39:34 PM
Quote from: Sponge on January 15, 2009, 02:33:35 PM
Have you even been driving lately?


no not for two weeks.
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: russell on January 15, 2009, 02:40:40 PM
The first time I took mine I accidentally fucked up the 90-degree back-in, and the second time everything was perfect.
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 02:46:52 PM
Quote from: 'Ð½Ð¾',кел on January 15, 2009, 02:40:40 PM
The first time I took mine I accidentally fucked up the 90-degree back-in, and the second time everything was perfect.


lol i can't do those either.
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: guff on January 15, 2009, 03:00:42 PM
i am the worst driver in the state of florida that still managed to get his license on the first try  baddood;
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: Martin on January 15, 2009, 03:15:06 PM
Quote from: Sponge on January 15, 2009, 01:53:46 PM
Not me.

For one thing, I was going too slow. I never went above 35 km/h because I was trying to drive fast enough with enough time to notice and react to any caution. And for another, I made a right hand turn into the wrong right-hand lane. I had to do that because if I hadn't, I would have driven right into a snow bank. I was also supposed to make a left hand turn at an intersection and I waited until I see the traffic opposing me because there was a transport truck in the way that was also making a left hand turn. For some reason, he didn't go, and other people (according to her) were waiting for me. So I went and I could just see an SUV coming, so I had to speed the fuck up. I avoided an accident, mind you.

Did anyone else suck with their driving test? baddood;
WHOA
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: Cookie on January 15, 2009, 04:14:09 PM
I passed the test on my first try. I hardly remember it.  baddood;
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: Samus Aran on January 15, 2009, 04:47:30 PM
I failed my first test because I sucked at parallel parking. I did pretty much perfect the second time.
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: l a c e y on January 15, 2009, 05:43:58 PM
Quote from: Paranoid Pancake on January 15, 2009, 04:47:30 PM
I failed my first test because I sucked at parallel parking. I did pretty much perfect the second time.


haha, you do have a weakness.
Title: Re: Guess who has their driver's license?
Post by: NOA_Haunted on January 15, 2009, 06:37:40 PM
I do.