Guess who has their driver's license?

[l a c e y]

well i suck balls at parelle parking.
my marker guy thought i couldnt see the on coming traffic, when i clearly could cause i went and nothing came.
he said i almost hit a blind person, but no one was around.
so pretty much hes a ffucking douche.
i was driving in the passing lane cause i turned into it and forgot to switch lanes.
i had to move my hair off my face so i had to take my hands off the wheel.
and finally i didnt know the speed limit.

[Dullahan]

well i suck balls at parelle parking.
my marker guy thought i couldnt see the on coming traffic, when i clearly could cause i went and nothing came.
he said i almost hit a blind person, but no one was around.
so pretty much hes a ffucking douche.
i was driving in the passing lane cause i turned into it and forgot to switch lanes.
i had to move my hair off my face so i had to take my hands off the wheel.
and finally i didnt know the speed limit.

Did you remember the guy's name?

[l a c e y]

Did you remember the guy's name?

no i can sure tell you what the douche bag looked like though.
he had a blonde mullet.
and he was tall.
and he looked like he lived at a beach.
and his skin was really red.

[Dullahan]

no i can sure tell you what the douche bag looked like though.
he had a blonde mullet.
and he was tall.
and he looked like he lived at a beach.
and his skin was really red.

Well, apparently there is a guy and a girl that test the drivers. And, according to others, the girl goes harder on the people than the guy. So maybe the guy won't be a douche to me if he tests me on my second try in two weeks. :'(

[l a c e y]

Well, apparently there is a guy and a girl that test the drivers. And, according to others, the girl goes harder on the people than the guy. So maybe the guy won't be a douche to me if he tests me on my second try in two weeks. :'(

ill punch him if he is a douche to you.
just cause.
but im going to woodstock and im gunna pass.

[Dullahan]

ill punch him if he is a douche to you.
just cause.
but im going to woodstock and im gunna pass.

You'll pass if I pass my second time.

[l a c e y]

You'll pass if I pass my second time.

lol im gunna go when it starts to get a little bit warmer out.

[Dullahan]

lol im gunna go when it starts to get a little bit warmer out.

Have you even been driving lately?

[l a c e y]

Have you even been driving lately?

no not for two weeks.

[russell]

The first time I took mine I accidentally fucked up the 90-degree back-in, and the second time everything was perfect.

[l a c e y]

The first time I took mine I accidentally fucked up the 90-degree back-in, and the second time everything was perfect.

lol i can't do those either.

[guff]

i am the worst driver in the state of florida that still managed to get his license on the first try 

[Martin]

Not me.

For one thing, I was going too slow. I never went above 35 km/h because I was trying to drive fast enough with enough time to notice and react to any caution. And for another, I made a right hand turn into the wrong right-hand lane. I had to do that because if I hadn't, I would have driven right into a snow bank. I was also supposed to make a left hand turn at an intersection and I waited until I see the traffic opposing me because there was a transport truck in the way that was also making a left hand turn. For some reason, he didn't go, and other people (according to her) were waiting for me. So I went and I could just see an SUV coming, so I had to speed the fuck up. I avoided an accident, mind you.

Did anyone else suck with their driving test?

WHOA

[Cookie]

I passed the test on my first try. I hardly remember it. 

[Samus Aran]

I failed my first test because I sucked at parallel parking. I did pretty much perfect the second time.