Enter this thread, young child, and I shall enlighten you to your future.
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What's going to happen tommorow?
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Quote from: Bassir on May 27, 2007, 07:42:17 PM
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Bassir's Future: Perpetual Intern on Obscure Radio Show
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h243/sibehsian/Nerd01.jpg)
You are so overjoyed when you recieve an internship at a local radio station. The local radio hosts seem to like you enough so they give you a job on the show. Unfortunately, they always refer to you as Intern Bassir, not Bassir. You try your best on the show to say you are not an intern but the radio show hosts keep mocking you like saying they will not give you credit for college even though you graduated from college ten years ago.
You decide to hang yourself live on the show to get away from this horrible life. The local radio hosts create a song in your honor called 'Intern Bassir'. The song becomes an international hit and everyone in the world will refer to you as Intern Bassir. There is no escape.
How's my future looking?
Quote from: iWolf on May 27, 2007, 07:43:02 PM
What's going to happen tommorow?
iWolf's Future: Horror Movie Extra(http://images.art.com/images/-/Sigourney-Weaver---Alien--C10038736.jpeg)
You see this woman? She is a star. You will never be a star. Ever. Fresh from college with hope about the future filling your soul, you audition for They Came From Your Uranus! 9 but you did not land the critical gig as 'Uranus Alien #2' that would've landed you a role that would've made you a star. Oh, well. You're not known by anyone. You are just the extra that gets killed in a movie. No one cares about you.
You cry yourself to sleep. No one still cares. One day, you decide to create movie history on the set of 'Zombies 3' by blowing your brains out while the camera is rolling. You gain recognition as the greatest extra of all time. Too bad you're dead because they never caught your name.
Quote from: Milad on May 27, 2007, 07:43:42 PM
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Mariofreak's Future: The President of the United States of AmericaWinning in a landslide election against your opponent, Flip Flippity McGee, you become the next President of the USA. As you are sworn into your position, Iran declares nuclear war against the US. Since they show you the buttons to press for your nuclear weapon arsenol after initation, you cannot find the button to retitilate before the hydrogen bomb oblitates the White House. Congratulations. You just let the terriosts win.
Hi there, Sarge.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 27, 2007, 07:46:22 PM
Quote from: iWolf on May 27, 2007, 07:43:02 PM
What's going to happen tommorow?
iWolf's Future: Horror Movie Extra
(http://images.art.com/images/-/Sigourney-Weaver---Alien--C10038736.jpeg)
You see this woman? She is a star. You will never be a star. Ever. Fresh from college with hope about the future filling your soul, you audition for They Came From Your Uranus! 9 but you did not land the critical gig as 'Uranus Alien #2' that would've landed you a role that would've made you a star. Oh, well. You're not known by anyone. You are just the extra that gets killed in a movie. No one cares about you.
You cry yourself to sleep. No one still cares. One day, you decide to create movie history on the set of 'Zombies 3' by blowing your brains out while the camera is rolling. You gain recognition as the greatest extra of all time. Too bad you're dead because they never caught your name.
I said tomorrow. I'm only in 10th grade. How can I fit 4 years college into 1 day? psyduck;
Quote from: iWolf on May 27, 2007, 07:48:03 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 27, 2007, 07:46:22 PM
Quote from: iWolf on May 27, 2007, 07:43:02 PM
What's going to happen tommorow?
iWolf's Future: Horror Movie Extra
(http://images.art.com/images/-/Sigourney-Weaver---Alien--C10038736.jpeg)
You see this woman? She is a star. You will never be a star. Ever. Fresh from college with hope about the future filling your soul, you audition for They Came From Your Uranus! 9 but you did not land the critical gig as 'Uranus Alien #2' that would've landed you a role that would've made you a star. Oh, well. You're not known by anyone. You are just the extra that gets killed in a movie. No one cares about you.
You cry yourself to sleep. No one still cares. One day, you decide to create movie history on the set of 'Zombies 3' by blowing your brains out while the camera is rolling. You gain recognition as the greatest extra of all time. Too bad you're dead because they never caught your name.
I said tomorrow. I'm only in 10th grade. How can I fit 4 years college into 1 day? psyduck;
You don't get to decide your fucking future, bitch. GO DIE.
Quote from: WrenchNinja on May 27, 2007, 07:46:11 PM
How's my future looking?
Wrenchninja's Future: Colombian Drug Lord(http://z.about.com/d/worldnews/1/7/z/3/-/-/20044200.JPG)
After getting your Maritime Law degree from BCC, you decide to take a trip to Colombia for the hell of it in 2009. On your trip, you run afowl of the Colombian drug lords. You accidently end up killing them when you drive drunk on the street where they were planning to ambush you. You are made the youngest Colombian drug lord who is also a maritime lawyer. That's a first. You end up creating the most successful drug lord due to your knowledge of maritime laws.
Unfortunately, all your knowledge of maritime law cannot be enough to save you from your fate. In 2032, the D.E.A has tracked you down in international waters. Since there is no law there, they can just kill you which is what Inspector Nimbus plans to do to your ass. In an epic shoot out, you kill all the D.E.A agents. Unfortunately, your boat ran out of gas and there is no more food on board.
You're forced to eat the bodies of the D.E.A agents along with your fellow empolyees. You begin to drink the sea water and go insane. When you suspect your boat of planning to kill you, you decide to blow it up, using a grenade. You explode into thousands of pieces.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on May 27, 2007, 07:47:59 PM
Hi there, Sarge.
Silverhawk's Future: That Crazy Guy Who Holds Signs(http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/images/verizon_is_evil.jpg)
After dropping out from college, claiming that the professors were out to get you, you decide to move to New York. Unfortunately, the companies are all out to get you since they will not hire you. You know too much. You have to spread the word about their evil. You stand outside of Verizon every Tuesday, holding the sign that tells passerbys of Verizon's sins.
You try to tell the passerbys how Verizon tried to take sexual advantage of you but since you haven't taken a shower since 2008, they will not come within ten feet of you. One day, Verizon decides to take action and kill you while you sleep in your cardboard box. You burn alive in 2018 by Verizon's hitman, That Cell Phone Guy.
Lol. At least I die a hero, right? You might be wrong though...wait, that's impossible.
Copypasta.
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Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 27, 2007, 07:54:08 PM
silly;
Classictyler's Future: Cop on the Edge Who Doesn't Play By The RulesYou're a cop on the edge who doesn't play by the rules. Miranda rights? Fuck that shit. They don't have the right to remain silent in your god damn house. No cruel and unnecessary punishment? Fuck that shit. You will be as cruel and as unnecessary as you fucking want. That bastard shouldn't have littered in the first place.
In 2019, you discover a deep rooted conspiracy to kill the mayor of your town. You go undercover in the gang to discover who's behind the conspiracy. You find out it's the mayor himself. He's going to pretend to kill himself and take over the town! You can't let that happen. You dive into action and kill everyone there. Unfortunately, you forgot to keep one of them alive and you're arrested for murdering fifteen people.
What's my future ?
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 27, 2007, 07:50:41 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on May 27, 2007, 07:47:59 PM
Hi there, Sarge.
Silverhawk's Future: That Crazy Guy Who Holds Signs
(http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/images/verizon_is_evil.jpg)
After dropping out from college, claiming that the professors were out to get you, you decide to move to New York. Unfortunately, the companies are all out to get you since they will not hire you. You know too much. You have to spread the word about their evil. You stand outside of Verizon every Tuesday, holding the sign that tells passerbys of Verizon's sins.
You try to tell the passerbys how Verizon tried to take sexual advantage of you but since you haven't taken a shower since 2008, they will not come within ten feet of you. One day, Verizon decides to take action and kill you while you sleep in your cardboard box. You burn alive in 2018 by Verizon's hitman, That Cell Phone Guy.
Damnit. emo;
What's my future? awesome;
Ok, predict mine now. flower;
Quote from: steal on May 27, 2007, 07:59:45 PM
Welcome home, honey. How was your day at work?
Steal's Future: Walt Disney's Frozen Head CaretakerIn college, you will pick up an internship from Disney as a cast member. In Walt Disney World, you will stumble upon Walt Disney's frozen head. Obviously, they cannot let you leave with that knowledge and they cannot kill you since you do have family. They hire you as Walt Disney's frozen head caretaker to silence you. In the year 2054, Walt Disney will awaken and you will be the Secretary of State when Disney creates the United States of Disney.
Quote from: Arual on May 27, 2007, 08:02:45 PM
What's my future? awesome;
Arual's Future: Dead at 25Terrible news... On your 25th birthday, you will recieve a motorcycle from your best friend, Bubba Jameson. Unfortunately, Bubba did not decide to buy the helmet for five dollars more. Bubba decided to buy five packages of Skittles instead. If Bubba had spent five dollars more on the motorcycle, you might have lived. But, you don't.
When driving on I-95 on a stormy night, you notice how slippery the road is and begin to test the motorcycle by riding all over the road. You catch West Nile Virus from a mosquito that bite your neck while stopping at a toll.
Quote from: The Oggmonster on May 27, 2007, 08:05:26 PM
Ok, predict mine now. flower;
The Oggmonster's Future: Terrible Stand Up Comedian
After graduating with honors from Harvard University, you decide to take your life in a new route. Perhaps, you'll get a career as a stand up comedian instead of finding a cure to AIDS, you think to yourself. You go from stage to stage across the US telling jokes. Of course, you're one of the worst stand up comedians ever. Your jokes are just offensive and unfunny. When some Mexican heckles you, you scream, "WETBACK! WE'VE GOT A WETBACK HERE! HE CAN TALK! HE CAN TALK! DON'T YOU KNOW WE TIE YOU TO A TREE AND BEAT YOU UP FOR YOUR DELICIOUS CANDY!"
After doing the show, the Mexican and his pals decide to beat the shit out of you in the alley. One of them stabs you with a spork they found in a dumpster. Unfortunately for you, the spork had HIV on it. You catch HIV and it later develops into AIDS where you die. You could've prevented this if you just stayed as a scientist and you would've discovered the cure to AIDS.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 27, 2007, 08:10:38 PM
The Oggmonster's Future: Terrible Stand Up Comedian
After graduating with honors from Harvard University, you decide to take your life in a new route. Perhaps, you'll get a career as a stand up comedian instead of finding a cure to AIDS, you think to yourself. You go from stage to stage across the US telling jokes. Of course, you're one of the worst stand up comedians ever. Your jokes are just offensive and unfunny. When some Mexican heckles you, you scream, "WETBACK! WE'VE GOT A WETBACK HERE! HE CAN TALK! HE CAN TALK! DON'T YOU KNOW WE TIE YOU TO A TREE AND BEAT YOU UP FOR YOUR DELICIOUS CANDY!"
After doing the show, the Mexican and his pals decide to beat the shit out of you in the alley. One of them stabs you with a spork they found in a dumpster. Unfortunately for you, the spork had HIV on it. You catch HIV and it later develops into AIDS where you die. You could've prevented this if you just stayed as a scientist and you would've discovered the cure to AIDS.
Hmm Terrible Stand up Comedian, almost like Dane Cook.
predict plz
This sounds interesting. Do me! Do me!
Predict my fucking fortune already.