Andrew1911 is psycho: Andrew1911 Predicts Your Future

[Andrew1911]

Enter this thread, young child, and I shall enlighten you to your future.

[Feynman]

k.

[iWolf]

What's going to happen tommorow?

[mariofreak55]

 awesome;

[Andrew1911]

k.

Bassir's Future: Perpetual Intern on Obscure Radio Show



You are so overjoyed when you recieve an internship at a local radio station. The local radio hosts seem to like you enough so they give you a job on the show. Unfortunately, they always refer to you as Intern Bassir, not Bassir. You try your best on the show to say you are not an intern but the radio show hosts keep mocking you like saying they will not give you credit for college even though you graduated from college ten years ago.

You decide to hang yourself live on the show to get away from this horrible life. The local radio hosts create a song in your honor called 'Intern Bassir'. The song becomes an international hit and everyone in the world will refer to you as Intern Bassir. There is no escape.

[Wrench]

How's my future looking?

[Andrew1911]

What's going to happen tommorow?

iWolf's Future: Horror Movie Extra



You see this woman? She is a star. You will never be a star. Ever. Fresh from college with hope about the future filling your soul, you audition for They Came From Your Uranus! 9 but you did not land the critical gig as 'Uranus Alien #2' that would've landed you a role that would've made you a star. Oh, well. You're not known by anyone. You are just the extra that gets killed in a movie. No one cares about you.

You cry yourself to sleep. No one still cares. One day, you decide to create movie history on the set of 'Zombies 3' by blowing your brains out while the camera is rolling. You gain recognition as the greatest extra of all time. Too bad you're dead because they never caught your name.

[Andrew1911]

awesome;

Mariofreak's Future: The President of the United States of America

Winning in a landslide election against your opponent, Flip Flippity McGee, you become the next President of the USA. As you are sworn into your position, Iran declares nuclear war against the US. Since they show you the buttons to press for your nuclear weapon arsenol after initation, you cannot find the button to retitilate before the hydrogen bomb oblitates the White House. Congratulations. You just let the terriosts win.

[Silverhawk79]

Hi there, Sarge.

[iWolf]

What's going to happen tommorow?

iWolf's Future: Horror Movie Extra



You see this woman? She is a star. You will never be a star. Ever. Fresh from college with hope about the future filling your soul, you audition for They Came From Your Uranus! 9 but you did not land the critical gig as 'Uranus Alien #2' that would've landed you a role that would've made you a star. Oh, well. You're not known by anyone. You are just the extra that gets killed in a movie. No one cares about you.

You cry yourself to sleep. No one still cares. One day, you decide to create movie history on the set of 'Zombies 3' by blowing your brains out while the camera is rolling. You gain recognition as the greatest extra of all time. Too bad you're dead because they never caught your name.

I said tomorrow. I'm only in 10th grade. How can I fit 4 years college into 1 day? 

[Andrew1911]

What's going to happen tommorow?

iWolf's Future: Horror Movie Extra



You see this woman? She is a star. You will never be a star. Ever. Fresh from college with hope about the future filling your soul, you audition for They Came From Your Uranus! 9 but you did not land the critical gig as 'Uranus Alien #2' that would've landed you a role that would've made you a star. Oh, well. You're not known by anyone. You are just the extra that gets killed in a movie. No one cares about you.

You cry yourself to sleep. No one still cares. One day, you decide to create movie history on the set of 'Zombies 3' by blowing your brains out while the camera is rolling. You gain recognition as the greatest extra of all time. Too bad you're dead because they never caught your name.

I said tomorrow. I'm only in 10th grade. How can I fit 4 years college into 1 day? 

You don't get to decide your fucking future, bitch. GO DIE.

[Andrew1911]

How's my future looking?

Wrenchninja's Future: Colombian Drug Lord



After getting your Maritime Law degree from BCC, you decide to take a trip to Colombia for the hell of it in 2009. On your trip, you run afowl of the Colombian drug lords. You accidently end up killing them when you drive drunk on the street where they were planning to ambush you. You are made the youngest Colombian drug lord who is also a maritime lawyer. That's a first. You end up creating the most successful drug lord due to your knowledge of maritime laws.

Unfortunately, all your knowledge of maritime law cannot be enough to save you from your fate. In 2032, the D.E.A has tracked you down in international waters. Since there is no law there, they can just kill you which is what Inspector Nimbus plans to do to your ass. In an epic shoot out, you kill all the D.E.A agents. Unfortunately, your boat ran out of gas and there is no more food on board.

You're forced to eat the bodies of the D.E.A agents along with your fellow empolyees. You begin to drink the sea water and go insane. When you suspect your boat of planning to kill you, you decide to blow it up, using a grenade. You explode into thousands of pieces.

[Andrew1911]

Hi there, Sarge.

Silverhawk's Future: That Crazy Guy Who Holds Signs



After dropping out from college, claiming that the professors were out to get you, you decide to move to New York. Unfortunately, the companies are all out to get you since they will not hire you. You know too much. You have to spread the word about their evil. You stand outside of Verizon every Tuesday, holding the sign that tells passerbys of Verizon's sins.

You try to tell the passerbys how Verizon tried to take sexual advantage of you but since you haven't taken a shower since 2008, they will not come within ten feet of you. One day, Verizon decides to take action and kill you while you sleep in your cardboard box. You burn alive in 2018 by Verizon's hitman, That Cell Phone Guy.

[Wrench]

Lol. At least I die a hero, right? You might be wrong though...wait, that's impossible.

[ncba93ivyase]

Copypasta.