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Title: Hiccups
Post by: Samus Aran on December 24, 2008, 10:43:12 AM
Fuck, I can't stop hiccupping. I'll get it eventually though...my usual cure is to both hold your breath and take a drink of something at the same time.

What are your cures for hiccups? Got any weird ones?
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: superclucky on December 24, 2008, 10:44:11 AM
I get them when I eat too fast.

They go away under an hour.
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: Daddy on December 24, 2008, 10:44:58 AM
My mom got them and I pointed a knife at the dog.  baddood;
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: ME## on December 24, 2008, 10:45:38 AM
Hold my breath for a bit and they usually go away.
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: Samus Aran on December 24, 2008, 10:47:08 AM
Quote from: Frutta Procione on December 24, 2008, 10:44:58 AM
My mom got them and I pointed a knife at the dog.  baddood;


...what? Why'd you point a knife at the dog?
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: Daddy on December 24, 2008, 10:51:23 AM
Quote from: Kaz on December 24, 2008, 10:47:08 AM
...what? Why'd you point a knife at the dog?
to scare her
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: Lotos on December 24, 2008, 10:51:33 AM
Quote from: Kaz on December 24, 2008, 10:47:08 AM
...what? Why'd you point a knife at the dog?


To scare her, I think.  I lol'd.
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: Mettalik on December 24, 2008, 10:52:06 AM
Quote from: Kaz on December 24, 2008, 10:47:08 AM
...what? Why'd you point a knife at the dog?
He's crazy, don't forget he went to the asylum   doodhuh;
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: Samus Aran on December 24, 2008, 10:52:28 AM
Quote from: Frutta Procione on December 24, 2008, 10:51:23 AM
to scare her


oh okay

you're confusing
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: Ezloﺕ on December 24, 2008, 10:53:26 AM
Quote from: Kaz on December 24, 2008, 10:52:28 AM
oh okay

you're confusing
jmv IS INSANE
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: Daddy on December 24, 2008, 10:54:33 AM
Quote from: Kaz on December 24, 2008, 10:52:28 AM
oh okay

you're confusing
scaring someone makes hiccups go away

scaring her by pointing the knife at the dog is how i did it

how is that confusing
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: Samus Aran on December 24, 2008, 10:56:39 AM
Quote from: Frutta Procione on December 24, 2008, 10:54:33 AM
scaring someone makes hiccups go away

scaring her by pointing the knife at the dog is how i did it

how is that confusing


i read it in a way that made it seem like hiccups and pointing the knife were irrelevant

like "hey joe i filed the report last night GOD DAMN IT DOG I'M GOING TO CUT YOU"
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: Thyme on December 24, 2008, 11:16:38 AM
Drinking a glass of water upside down always works for me. hocuspocus;
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: Wrench on December 24, 2008, 11:17:32 AM
Quote from: Kaz on December 24, 2008, 10:56:39 AM
i read it in a way that made it seem like hiccups and pointing the knife were irrelevant

like "hey joe i filed the report last night GOD DAMN IT DOG I'M GOING TO CUT YOU"

oh my god I just burst out laughing

I normally hold my breath and count to at least 60.
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: Selkie on December 24, 2008, 12:32:24 PM
At first I thought JMV was referring to his mom as the "dog" lol so I thought he pointed a knife at his mom  O_0
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: Himu on December 24, 2008, 12:33:50 PM
I don't cure them.  I just wait til they're gone.
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on December 24, 2008, 01:10:31 PM
Quote from: Selkie224 on December 24, 2008, 12:32:24 PM
At first I thought JMV was referring to his mom as the "dog" lol so I thought he pointed a knife at his mom  O_0


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


oh man thats a good one
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: Terran SCV on December 24, 2008, 01:41:49 PM
Muscle contractions are good

Unless they occur in your trachea
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: Selkie on December 24, 2008, 05:06:16 PM
Quote from: ΝεάÏ,ολις on December 24, 2008, 01:10:31 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


oh man thats a good one


fucking sarcastic bitch.
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: Travis on December 25, 2008, 09:07:07 AM
I usually hold my breath.

My mom said that my dad has to make himself puke when he gets hiccups, it's the only way that he can get rid of them. I've never seen or heard him with hiccups though, thankfully.
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: russell on December 25, 2008, 09:10:03 AM
Find a tall doorframe. Put your hands on the top ledge. Lean all the way forward until you're stressing your arms and hold it for awhile. Hold your breath for good measure.
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: russell on December 25, 2008, 09:11:27 AM
the first page of this thread, complete with Selkie's comment, is the best page of Boyah I've read in awhile
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: YPrrrr on December 25, 2008, 11:25:32 AM
I hold my breath and tighten my throat, chest, and stomach muscles
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on December 25, 2008, 11:33:08 AM
Quote from: Selkie224 on December 24, 2008, 05:06:16 PM
fucking sarcastic bitch.


i wasnt being sarcastic  doodhuh;
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: Tomboh on December 25, 2008, 01:49:09 PM
every cure for the hiccups is just getting you to do something while time passes
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: don't let's on December 25, 2008, 02:31:11 PM
I do the same as you do. It always works for me.
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on December 25, 2008, 06:21:07 PM
Quote from: Tom(boh) M. Riddle on December 25, 2008, 01:49:09 PM
every cure for the hiccups is just getting you to do something while time passes


The longest case of hiccups has lasted somewhere around 56 years.  baddood;
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: ME## on December 25, 2008, 06:27:01 PM
Quote from: ΝεάÏ,ολις on December 25, 2008, 06:21:07 PM
The longest case of hiccups has lasted somewhere around 56 years.  baddood;


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Osborne_(hiccups)

damn that's a long time
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: Terran SCV on December 25, 2008, 07:01:14 PM
Quote from: ME86 on December 25, 2008, 06:27:01 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Osborne_(hiccups)

damn that's a long time

I heard they tried everything to try and cure it

and then one day, he was reading or something and it went away

Sucks for him, though. I would just commit suicide
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: ncba93ivyase on December 26, 2008, 04:05:16 PM
I hate when I'm sick and get the hiccups.

I cough and leave out a massive UPCH, and it hurts :'(
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: Dullahan on December 27, 2008, 08:49:31 AM
BOO!
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: Claquesous on December 27, 2008, 09:26:27 AM
My grandma says to think of a cow. Really concentrate on the cow.

Also, try to predict when the next one will happen. This usually works for me.
Title: Re: Hiccups
Post by: Ezloﺕ on December 27, 2008, 09:33:36 AM
i dont remember the last time i had hiccups