I found Alexis Texas's myspace.
I read her blurb, her writing style reminded me of det. akudood;
[spoiler] ALEXIS TEXAS!'s Blurbs
About me:
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: ALEXIS TEXAS
Date of Birth: JANUARY 28, 1986
Birthplace: BROWNWOOD, TEXAS
Current Location: WOODLAND HILLS, CALIFORNIA AND SAN MARCOS, TEXAS FOR SCHOOL
Eye Color: BLUE
Hair Color: BLONDE
Height: 5'8"
Heritage: WHITE
Piercings: BELLYBUTTON AND EARS
Tattoos: NONE
Favourite:
Band/Singer: RASCAL FLATTS
Song: NO IDEA
Movie: WHITE CHICKS
Disney Movie: LITTLE MERMAID
TV show: FLAVA OF LOVE
Color: PINK
Food: ANYTHING CHOCOLATE HAHA
Pizza topping: SAUSAGE
Ice-Cream Flavor: MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP
Drink (alcoholic): MIDORI SOUR
Soda: PEPSI
Store: K-MART
Clothing Brand: OH I HAVE NO CLUE
Shoe Brand: ANYTHING SEXY!
Season: SPRING
Month: JANUARY - MY BIRTHDAY!
Holiday/Festival: THANKSGIVING
Flower: CARNATION
Make-Up Item: LIPSTICK
Board game: HATE THEM HAHA
This or That
Sunny or rainy: SUNNY
Chocolate or vanilla: CHOCOLATE!!!
Fruit or veggie: FRUIT
Night or day: NIGHT
Sour or sweet: SWEET
Love or money: MONEY
Phone or in person: IN PERSON
Looks or personality: LOOKS
Coffee or tea: NEITHER EW
Hot or cold: HOT
Your:
Goal for this year: BECOME A SUCCESSFUL PORNSTAR
Most missed memory: NOTHING I HATED GROWING UP HAHA
Best physical feature: MY BUTT DUH!
First thought waking up: WHAT DID I DO LAST NIGHT??? HAHA
Hypothetical personality disorder: NYMPHOMANIAC!
Preferred type of plastic surgery: I WANT TO GET BOOB IMPLANTS
Sesame street alter ego: COOKIE MONSTER DEFINATELY HAHA
Fairytale alter ego: NO ONE REALLY
Most stupid remark: DON'T REMEMBER
Worst crime: HAHA WELL I WAS A PROSTITUTE FOR A COUPLE MONTHS...
Greatest ambition: TO GRADUATE COLLEGE AND MAKE MILLIONS
Greatest fear: GOING BACK TO MY OLD LIFE IN ABILENE
Darkest secret: SHHHH YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND THAT OUT
Favorite subject: NOTHING! I HATE SCHOOL
Strangest received gift: DON'T REMEMBER
Worst habit: DRESSING LIKE A SLUT HAHA
Do You:
Smoke: NO
Drink: ALL THE TIME
Curse: IM FROM TEXAS DUH
Shower daily: YEAH
Like thunderstorms: HELL NO
Dance in the rain: NOPE
Sing: ONLY IN THE SHOWER
Play an instrument: THE SKIN FLUTE? HAHA
Get along with your parents: NO
Wish on stars: NO
Believe in fate: MAYBE
Believe in love at first sight: NAH OF COURSE NOT
Can You:
Drive: YES
Sew: NO
Cook: NO
Speak another language: NO
Dance: I CAN GRIND HAHA
Sing: NOPE
Touch your nose with your tongue: SURE CAN
Whistle: YEAH
Curl your tongue: YES
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: ALWAYS
Been Stoned/High: YEAH
Eaten Sushi: YES, AND IT WAS GROSS
Been in Love: NO
Skipped school: HAHA YEAH
Made prank calls: YES
Sent someone a love letter: NOPE
Stolen something: YES
Cried yourself to sleep: NO
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO ROMANCE ME.. WONT WORK!
Are you right or left handed? RIGHT
What is your bedtime? WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
Name three things you can't live without: MY COWBOY BOOTS, MY MAKE-UP, AND MY CELL PHONE
What is the color of your room? WHITE BUT I MIGHT PAINT IT
Do you have any siblings? NO
Do you have any pets? NOPE BUT I WANNA GET A PUPPY
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? SURE
What is you middle name? A SECRET
What are you nicknames? HAHA THEY'RE ALL PRETTY DIRTY, MY FAVORITE IS "SLUT BUTT"
Are you for or against gay marriage? WHATEVER
What are your thoughts ..ion? PRO-CHOICE
Do you have a crush on anyone? NO
Are you afraid of the dark? NOPE
How do you want to die? I DONT WANT TO DIE AT ALL HAHA
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? EATEN? OR SOMETHING ELSE.. HAHAHA
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? NOPE
What is the last law youââ,¬â,,¢ve broken? PROBABLY DRUNK DRIVING
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: DONT CARE
Eye color: DONT CARE
Height DONT CARE, I'VE HAD MIDGETS OR TALL GUYS
Weight DOESNT MATTER
Most important physical feature: A BIG DICK HAHA
Biggest turn-off LOW SELF-ESTEEM OR GUYS WHO TRY TO ROMANCE ME[/spoiler]
you're annoying
i felt my brain melting whilst i was skimming through it
YOU'RE DUMB. PORNSTARS ARE THE ONES WHO GAVE MYSPACE ITS KICKSTART.
Height: 5'8"
Goal for this year: BECOME A SUCCESSFUL PORNSTAR
Play an instrument: THE SKIN FLUTE? HAHA
How do you want to die? I DONT WANT TO DIE AT ALL HAHA
Most important physical feature: A BIG DICK HAHA
oh boy we do talk similarly don't we n_u
Quote from: Draco Malfoy on December 19, 2008, 06:10:34 PM
Height: 5'8"
Goal for this year: BECOME A SUCCESSFUL PORNSTAR
Play an instrument: THE SKIN FLUTE? HAHA
How do you want to die? I DONT WANT TO DIE AT ALL HAHA
Most important physical feature: A BIG DICK HAHA
oh boy we do talk similarly don't we n_u
YEAH LUL
be her bff y/n
and hook me up with that y/n
Quote from: Camtaro. on December 19, 2008, 06:11:17 PM
YEAH LUL
be her bff y/n
and hook me up with that y/n
i hate using myspace
Quote from: Draco Malfoy on December 19, 2008, 06:10:34 PM
Height: 5'8"
Goal for this year: BECOME A SUCCESSFUL PORNSTAR
Play an instrument: THE SKIN FLUTE? HAHA
How do you want to die? I DONT WANT TO DIE AT ALL HAHA
Most important physical feature: A BIG DICK HAHA
oh boy we do talk similarly don't we n_u
I agree without any sarcasm.
Quote from: Houdini on December 19, 2008, 06:12:03 PM
I agree without any sarcasm.
I was clearly being serious too duh.
My friend found Amber Peach's myspace. I think Ron Jeremy has one too.
Am I the only one laughing at
QuoteWhat is the color of your room? WHITE BUT I MIGHT PAINT IT
Quote from: Napoléon Ier on December 19, 2008, 06:43:40 PM
oh you know it
THE END OF THIS MOVIE IS SO FUCKING ADORABLE :3
Quote from: Draco Malfoy on December 19, 2008, 06:10:34 PM
Height: 5'8"
Goal for this year: BECOME A SUCCESSFUL PORNSTAR
Play an instrument: THE SKIN FLUTE? HAHA
How do you want to die? I DONT WANT TO DIE AT ALL HAHA
Most important physical feature: A BIG DICK HAHA
oh boy we do talk similarly don't we n_u
Height: 5'8"
Goal for this year: BECOME A SUCCESSFUL ACTOR
Play an instrument: THE FLUTE? HAHA
How do you want to die? I DONT WANT TO DIE AT ALL HAHA
Most important physical feature: A BIG OSCAR HAHA
Quote from: Frutta Procione on December 19, 2008, 06:47:37 PM
Height: 5'8"
Goal for this year: BECOME A SUCCESSFUL ACTOR
Play an instrument: THE FLUTE? HAHA
How do you want to die? I DONT WANT TO DIE AT ALL HAHA
Most important physical feature: A BIG OSCAR HAHA
You forgot the piano, sir. n_u
But yes, those would be my responses. ;)
HAHA THEY'RE ALL PRETTY DIRTY, MY FAVORITE IS "SLUT BUTT"
oh now i know who he is ;)
Quote from: Lotos on December 19, 2008, 06:55:07 PM
;_;
Sir, how does that offend you considering it was aimed towards myself?
Quote from: Napoléon Ier on December 19, 2008, 07:13:50 PM
Sir, how does that offend you considering it was aimed towards myself?
it's actually his dad
Of all the porn actresses it could have been, it had to be one I actually know. giggle;
[spoiler]She has a really nice ass.[/spoiler]
Quote from: Thyme on December 19, 2008, 07:18:11 PM
[spoiler]She has a really nice ass.[/spoiler]
god damn man i know i would LOVE LOVE LOVE
to
[spoiler][spoiler]oil that shit up and hit it from behind nigga mmmmhmmm[/spoiler][/spoiler]
Quote from: Camtaro. on December 19, 2008, 07:47:21 PM
god damn man i know i would LOVE LOVE LOVE
to
[spoiler][spoiler]oil that shit up and hit it from behind nigga mmmmhmmm[/spoiler][/spoiler]
baddood;
Quote from: Camtaro. on December 19, 2008, 07:47:21 PM
god damn man i know i would LOVE LOVE LOVE
to
[spoiler]oil that shit up and hit it from behind nigga mmmmhmmm[/spoiler]
Same thumbup;
...oh god now i'm tempted to post some bbw O_0
Quote from: Thyme on December 19, 2008, 07:53:27 PM
Same thumbup;
...oh god now i'm tempted to post some bbw O_0
I dare you. baddood;
Quote from: ME86 on December 19, 2008, 07:54:16 PM
I dare you. baddood;
You just want an excuse to use your ban stick. hocuspocus;
lol people who watch porn
i couldn't name one porn star
Quote from: Thyme on December 19, 2008, 07:57:58 PM
You just want an excuse to use your ban stick. hocuspocus;
A ban stick that I am not a possessor of? O_0
Quote from: ME86 on December 19, 2008, 08:00:06 PM
A ban stick that I am not a possessor of? O_0
What's that little bell for, then?! O_0
JMVVVVVVVVVVVV argh;
Quote from: Wrenchninja on December 19, 2008, 07:58:29 PM
lol people who watch porn
lol 95 percent of all your male friends you'll ever have
Quote from: Thyme on December 19, 2008, 07:57:58 PM
You just want an excuse to use your ban stick. hocuspocus;
IF IT'S IN SPOILERS IT'S OK
Quote from: Camtaro. on December 19, 2008, 08:01:40 PM
lol 95 percent of all your male friends you'll ever have
i'm part of the 5% and proud
fuck hormones
Anyway...
[spoiler]lol nah spam;
I don't really have any pictures (well actually I do but they came with the videos) since I can't ever really get off on them. I'd need to get some off bbw-chan or something. Don't feel like it.
I'm such a tease. yes;[/spoiler]
Quote from: Thyme on December 19, 2008, 08:13:44 PM
Anyway...
[spoiler]lol nah spam;
I don't really have any pictures (well actually I do but they came with the videos) since I can't ever really get off on them. I'd need to get some off bbw-chan or something. Don't feel like it.
I'm such a tease. yes;[/spoiler]
You are. giggle;
Quote from: Thyme on December 19, 2008, 08:13:44 PM
Anyway...
[spoiler]lol nah spam;
I don't really have any pictures (well actually I do but they came with the videos) since I can't ever really get off on them. I'd need to get some off bbw-chan or something. Don't feel like it.
I'm such a tease. yes;[/spoiler]
I clicked the spoiled with failed expectations.
Quote from: ME86 on December 19, 2008, 08:14:55 PM
You are. giggle;
I should do like I once told Classic I'd do and make a recording of me moaning and grunting and going "OH OUI DAVID OH OUI J'AIME SENTIR TA GROSSE QUEUE" and send it to you. In before creamed pants. yes;
Damn, talk about deriving a thread. O_0
Thyme, make a recording of you saying "I love fucking fat chicks with cellulite hips and oranga tang lips" with your accent, you'd cure my depression right up.
Quote from: Thyme on December 19, 2008, 08:20:57 PM
I should do like I once told Classic I'd do and make a recording of me moaning and grunting and going "OH OUI DAVID OH OUI J'AIME SENTIR TA GROSSE QUEUE" and send it to you. In before creamed pants. yes;
Damn, talk about deriving a thread. O_0
Oui oui. yes;
Quote from: Camtaro. on December 19, 2008, 08:23:54 PM
Thyme, make a recording of you saying "I love fucking fat chicks with cellulite hips and oranga tang lips" with your accent, you'd cure my depression right up.
I do. yes;
Or rather, I... probably would like it...
:(
I don't have a mic at hand right now, sorry. Where does that line come from?
Quote from: Thyme on December 19, 2008, 08:32:15 PM
I do. yes;
Or rather, I... probably would like it...
:(
I don't have a mic at hand right now, sorry. Where does that line come from?
the brain of cameron charleston
i just made it up
QuoteLove or money: MONEY
that pretty much explains it all
sorry if anyone already posted that.
she has a sweet ass >_>
i think i became stupider after reading this thraed akudood;
HAHA
HAHA
HAHA
No.
Quote from: Thyme on December 19, 2008, 08:20:57 PM
Damn, talk about deriving a thread. O_0
Must...resist...
HAHA
She reminds me of a friend of mine, every time she laughs she goes HAHA. It's annoying. baddood;
Quote from: Zyphet on December 20, 2008, 02:38:04 PM
She reminds me of a friend of mine, every time she laughs she goes HAHA. It's annoying. baddood;
HAHA
I just googled her. Wow she's hot. O_0
Quote from: TECTRINKET on December 19, 2008, 10:30:28 PM
i think i became stupider after reading this thraed akudood;
definately
Quote from: Red Lightning on December 20, 2008, 04:27:00 PM
I just googled her. Wow she's hot. O_0
Did you turn the image filter off yes;
[spoiler]HAHA[/spoiler]
Quote from: David on December 20, 2008, 06:37:55 PM
Did you turn the image filter off yes;
[spoiler]HAHA[/spoiler]
HAHA
HA HA. Ezlo I am in your life again. giggle;
Quote from: Clair on December 20, 2008, 07:13:03 PM
HA HA. Ezlo I am in your life again. giggle;
no get out i hate you nothing you say can ever make me change my mind
Too many HAHAs damnit. Stop. baddood;
Quote from: ââ,,¢â€ Ezloââ,,¢â€ on December 20, 2008, 07:14:29 PM
no get out i hate you nothing you say can ever make me change my mind
Liar, liar. n_u
Quote from: ââ,,¢â€ Ezloââ,,¢â€ on December 20, 2008, 07:39:35 PM
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP madood;
Never , never. I'm not stopping. n_u
Quote from: David on December 20, 2008, 06:37:55 PM
Did you turn the image filter off yes;
[spoiler]HAHA[/spoiler]
yes yes;
I don't find her attractive. doodthing;
Quote from: Frutta Procione on December 21, 2008, 08:43:04 AM
I don't find her attractive. doodthing;
You don't find anyone attractive.
Quote from: Frutta Procione on December 21, 2008, 08:43:04 AM
I don't find her attractive. doodthing;
me neither, actually.
there aren't a lot of porn stars I think are pretty though.
Quote from: TECTRINKET on December 21, 2008, 11:13:38 AM
HAHA
I noticed that too but I thought it would be immature to make fun of her mediocre spelling skills. baddood;
yeah we do
She's ugly.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8f/Alexis_Texas.jpg)
HAHA
[spoiler]seriously though i lol'd[/spoiler]