GOOD LORD PORN STARS HAVE MYSPACES?

[The spy who loves you]

I found Alexis Texas's myspace.

I read her blurb, her writing style reminded me of det.

[spoiler] ALEXIS TEXAS!'s Blurbs
About me:
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name:   ALEXIS TEXAS
Date of Birth:   JANUARY 28, 1986
Birthplace:   BROWNWOOD, TEXAS
Current Location:   WOODLAND HILLS, CALIFORNIA AND SAN MARCOS, TEXAS FOR SCHOOL
Eye Color:   BLUE
Hair Color:   BLONDE
Height:   5'8"
Heritage:   WHITE
Piercings:   BELLYBUTTON AND EARS
Tattoos:   NONE
Favourite:
Band/Singer:   RASCAL FLATTS
Song:   NO IDEA
Movie:   WHITE CHICKS
Disney Movie:   LITTLE MERMAID
TV show:   FLAVA OF LOVE
Color:   PINK
Food:   ANYTHING CHOCOLATE HAHA
Pizza topping:   SAUSAGE
Ice-Cream Flavor:   MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP
Drink (alcoholic):   MIDORI SOUR
Soda:   PEPSI
Store:   K-MART
Clothing Brand:   OH I HAVE NO CLUE
Shoe Brand:   ANYTHING SEXY!
Season:   SPRING
Month:   JANUARY - MY BIRTHDAY!
Holiday/Festival:   THANKSGIVING
Flower:   CARNATION
Make-Up Item:   LIPSTICK
Board game:   HATE THEM HAHA
This or That
Sunny or rainy:   SUNNY
Chocolate or vanilla:   CHOCOLATE!!!
Fruit or veggie:   FRUIT
Night or day:   NIGHT
Sour or sweet:   SWEET
Love or money:   MONEY
Phone or in person:   IN PERSON
Looks or personality:   LOOKS
Coffee or tea:   NEITHER EW
Hot or cold:   HOT
Your:
Goal for this year:   BECOME A SUCCESSFUL PORNSTAR
Most missed memory:   NOTHING I HATED GROWING UP HAHA
Best physical feature:   MY BUTT DUH!
First thought waking up:   WHAT DID I DO LAST NIGHT??? HAHA
Hypothetical personality disorder:   NYMPHOMANIAC!
Preferred type of plastic surgery:   I WANT TO GET BOOB IMPLANTS
Sesame street alter ego:   COOKIE MONSTER DEFINATELY HAHA
Fairytale alter ego:   NO ONE REALLY
Most stupid remark:   DON'T REMEMBER
Worst crime:   HAHA WELL I WAS A PROSTITUTE FOR A COUPLE MONTHS...
Greatest ambition:   TO GRADUATE COLLEGE AND MAKE MILLIONS
Greatest fear:   GOING BACK TO MY OLD LIFE IN ABILENE
Darkest secret:   SHHHH YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND THAT OUT
Favorite subject:   NOTHING! I HATE SCHOOL
Strangest received gift:   DON'T REMEMBER
Worst habit:   DRESSING LIKE A SLUT HAHA
Do You:
Smoke:   NO
Drink:   ALL THE TIME
Curse:   IM FROM TEXAS DUH
Shower daily:   YEAH
Like thunderstorms:   HELL NO
Dance in the rain:   NOPE
Sing:   ONLY IN THE SHOWER
Play an instrument:   THE SKIN FLUTE? HAHA
Get along with your parents:   NO
Wish on stars:   NO
Believe in fate:   MAYBE
Believe in love at first sight:   NAH OF COURSE NOT
Can You:
Drive:   YES
Sew:   NO
Cook:   NO
Speak another language:   NO
Dance:   I CAN GRIND HAHA
Sing:   NOPE
Touch your nose with your tongue:   SURE CAN
Whistle:   YEAH
Curl your tongue:   YES
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk:   ALWAYS
Been Stoned/High:   YEAH
Eaten Sushi:   YES, AND IT WAS GROSS
Been in Love:   NO
Skipped school:   HAHA YEAH
Made prank calls:   YES
Sent someone a love letter:   NOPE
Stolen something:   YES
Cried yourself to sleep:   NO
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person?   WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO ROMANCE ME.. WONT WORK!
Are you right or left handed?   RIGHT
What is your bedtime?   WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
Name three things you can't live without:   MY COWBOY BOOTS, MY MAKE-UP, AND MY CELL PHONE
What is the color of your room?   WHITE BUT I MIGHT PAINT IT
Do you have any siblings?   NO
Do you have any pets?   NOPE BUT I WANNA GET A PUPPY
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?   SURE
What is you middle name?   A SECRET
What are you nicknames?   HAHA THEY'RE ALL PRETTY DIRTY, MY FAVORITE IS "SLUT BUTT"
Are you for or against gay marriage?   WHATEVER
What are your thoughts ..ion?   PRO-CHOICE
Do you have a crush on anyone?   NO
Are you afraid of the dark?   NOPE
How do you want to die?   I DONT WANT TO DIE AT ALL HAHA
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?   EATEN? OR SOMETHING ELSE.. HAHAHA
Would you take a bullet for the one you love?   NOPE
What is the last law youââ,¬â,,¢ve broken?   PROBABLY DRUNK DRIVING
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color:   DONT CARE
Eye color:   DONT CARE
Height   DONT CARE, I'VE HAD MIDGETS OR TALL GUYS
Weight   DOESNT MATTER
Most important physical feature:   A BIG DICK HAHA
Biggest turn-off   LOW SELF-ESTEEM OR GUYS WHO TRY TO ROMANCE ME[/spoiler]

[Nyerp]

you're annoying

[ME##]

i felt my brain melting whilst i was skimming through it

[Hermione Granger]

YOU'RE DUMB. PORNSTARS ARE THE ONES WHO GAVE MYSPACE ITS KICKSTART.

[Det in F♯ Major]

Height: 5'8"
Goal for this year:   BECOME A SUCCESSFUL PORNSTAR
Play an instrument:   THE SKIN FLUTE? HAHA
How do you want to die?   I DONT WANT TO DIE AT ALL HAHA
Most important physical feature:   A BIG DICK HAHA

oh boy we do talk similarly don't we 

[The spy who loves you]

Height: 5'8"
Goal for this year:   BECOME A SUCCESSFUL PORNSTAR
Play an instrument:   THE SKIN FLUTE? HAHA
How do you want to die?   I DONT WANT TO DIE AT ALL HAHA
Most important physical feature:   A BIG DICK HAHA

oh boy we do talk similarly don't we 

YEAH LUL

be her bff

and hook me up with that

[Det in F♯ Major]

YEAH LUL

be her bff

and hook me up with that

i hate using myspace

[Houdini]

Height: 5'8"
Goal for this year:   BECOME A SUCCESSFUL PORNSTAR
Play an instrument:   THE SKIN FLUTE? HAHA
How do you want to die?   I DONT WANT TO DIE AT ALL HAHA
Most important physical feature:   A BIG DICK HAHA

oh boy we do talk similarly don't we 

I agree without any sarcasm.

[ME##]

i hate using myspace

I love Pirate Facebook.

[Det in F♯ Major]

I agree without any sarcasm.

I was clearly being serious too duh.

[Lotos]

My friend found Amber Peach's myspace.  I think Ron Jeremy has one too.

Am I the only one laughing at

What is the color of your room?   WHITE BUT I MIGHT PAINT IT

[ME##]

I think Ron Jeremy has one too.

that's disgusting

[superclucky]

that's disgusting

whose that

[Det in F♯ Major]

whose that

his dad

[ME##]

his dad

oh you know it