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Title: Attention all:
Post by: Hiro on December 06, 2008, 10:15:21 AM
I don't really care for House.
It's okay, but nothing amazing.


Every episode is basically the same thing:

"Oh this person is sick but we can't figure out why!"
House - "Do something controversial to them, then we'll get answers"
"But House, that's immoral!"
*House takes some pills, makes a witty comment*
"Oh House, when will you ever learn"
House's friend guy - "House you need to clean up"
House - "Maybe I'm human or something"
*The british guy, Kumar, or the black guy discovers something*
*The patient goes into an epileptic shock*
*House does something controversial to the patient, the patient stabilizes*
Patient - "Oh i did something bad"
House - "See what did I tell you guys"
*Treatment is given to the patient*
House's friend guy - "Hey how about a drink"
THE END
Title: Re: Attention all:
Post by: guff on December 06, 2008, 10:23:32 AM
much better summaries of the house formula have been done (http://www.cracked.com/blog/write-your-own-house-episode/) akudood;
Title: Re: Attention all:
Post by: Hiro on December 06, 2008, 10:26:11 AM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on December 06, 2008, 10:23:32 AM
much better summaries of the house formula have been done (http://www.cracked.com/blog/write-your-own-house-episode/) akudood;
I wasn't trying to be funny though.  akudood;
Title: Re: Attention all:
Post by: Selkie on December 06, 2008, 10:35:10 AM
that's all TV shows...

CSI:

"hey someone's dead lol"
"hey lets see how he died"
"hey lets check the nightclub for answers"
"we found a guy who is guilty in that nightclub"
"lets arrest him"
"k"

Lost:
"We crashed"
"boring backstory"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
Title: Re: Attention all:
Post by: Thyme on December 06, 2008, 10:36:21 AM
It's all about the delivery. hocuspocus;
Title: Re: Attention all:
Post by: Daddy on December 06, 2008, 10:38:34 AM
Have you even watched House? psyduck;
How many times has Wilson gone to drink with House?
Title: Re: Attention all:
Post by: Hiro on December 06, 2008, 10:43:43 AM
Quote from: Angry Kewn Fruit on December 06, 2008, 10:38:34 AM
Have you even watched House? psyduck;
How many times has Wilson gone to drink with House?
I'd say about... 10 times
Title: Re: Attention all:
Post by: Skylark on December 06, 2008, 11:50:53 AM
Quote from: Selkie224 on December 06, 2008, 10:35:10 AM
that's all TV shows...

CSI:

"hey someone's dead lol"
"hey lets see how he died"
"hey lets check the nightclub for answers"
"we found a guy who is guilty in that nightclub"
"lets arrest him"
"k"

Lost:
"We crashed"
"boring backstory"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"


hehehe the Lost one is so accurate :) ahhh Lost.
Title: Re: Attention all:
Post by: Samus Aran on December 06, 2008, 12:13:23 PM
Uh, yeah, but you can make fun of basically any TV show that way. Repetition is not House-exclusive.
Title: Re: Attention all:
Post by: Andrew1911 on December 06, 2008, 01:10:03 PM
Quote from: Selkie224 on December 06, 2008, 10:35:10 AM
Lost:
"We crashed"
"boring backstory"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"


That's really fucking stupid, Selkie. Even for you.
Title: Re: Attention all:
Post by: Houdini on December 06, 2008, 03:54:43 PM
Every TV show ever:
"Sucks"
Title: Re: Attention all:
Post by: Andrew1911 on December 06, 2008, 04:48:29 PM
Quote from: Houdini on December 06, 2008, 03:54:43 PM
Every TV show ever:
"Sucks"


The Wire :|
Title: Re: Attention all:
Post by: Houdini on December 06, 2008, 04:53:18 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on December 06, 2008, 04:48:29 PM
The Wire :|
You mean the show white people talk about so they can pretend they care about black people?
Title: Re: Attention all:
Post by: Andrew1911 on December 06, 2008, 04:57:09 PM
Quote from: Houdini on December 06, 2008, 04:53:18 PM
You mean the show white people talk about so they can pretend they care about black people?


Have you even watched the show?
Title: Re: Attention all:
Post by: Houdini on December 06, 2008, 04:59:57 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on December 06, 2008, 04:57:09 PM
Have you even watched the show?
No, I don't watch TV.
Title: Re: Attention all:
Post by: Daddy on December 06, 2008, 05:08:11 PM
what abut pepper ann

what about that
Title: Re: Attention all:
Post by: Andrew1911 on December 06, 2008, 05:14:14 PM
Quote from: Houdini on December 06, 2008, 04:59:57 PM
No, I don't watch TV.


Then, shut your goddamn mouth hole. The Wire's the best show ever made and I can't think of a goddamn movie that's even better than it.
Title: Re: Attention all:
Post by: russell on December 06, 2008, 05:20:39 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on December 06, 2008, 05:14:14 PM
Then, shut your goddamn mouth hole. The Wire's the best show ever made and I can't think of a goddamn movie that's even better than it.


It's very good but Six Feet Under beats it
Title: Re: Attention all:
Post by: Andrew1911 on December 06, 2008, 05:44:04 PM
Quote from: russell on December 06, 2008, 05:20:39 PM
It's very good but Six Feet Under beats it


no
Title: Re: Attention all:
Post by: Meyer Lansky on December 06, 2008, 06:29:49 PM
Quote from: russell on December 06, 2008, 05:20:39 PM
It's very good but Six Feet Under beats it
Quote from: Andrew1911 on December 06, 2008, 05:44:04 PM
no
Title: Re: Attention all:
Post by: Houdini on December 06, 2008, 06:30:57 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on December 06, 2008, 05:14:14 PM
Then, shut your goddamn mouth hole. The Wire's the best show ever made and I can't think of a goddamn movie that's even better than it.
Did you hear that? That was the sound of your credibility flying out the window.
Title: Re: Attention all:
Post by: Andrew1911 on December 06, 2008, 06:36:32 PM
Quote from: Houdini on December 06, 2008, 06:30:57 PM
Did you hear that? That was the sound of your credibility flying out the window.


Except I actually watched it. You haven't. Not to mention, I've got on my side pretty much every single critic who's seen the show calling it the greatest show ever made. But no. Television is just stupid. Shows like Deadwood, Six Feet Under, The Wire, The Sopranos, and Rome are just crap when compared to some of the amazing things we've seen in theaters this year like... Uh.
Title: Re: Attention all:
Post by: Selkie on December 06, 2008, 06:56:06 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on December 06, 2008, 06:36:32 PM
Except I actually watched it. You haven't. Not to mention, I've got on my side pretty much every single critic who's seen the show calling it the greatest show ever made. But no. Television is just stupid. Shows like Deadwood, Six Feet Under, The Wire, The Sopranos, and Rome are just crap when compared to some of the amazing things we've seen in theaters this year like... Uh.


The Dark Knight, Wall-E, Hancock

just kidding about the last one lol
Title: Re: Attention all:
Post by: Andrew1911 on December 06, 2008, 09:08:46 PM
Quote from: Selkie224 on December 06, 2008, 06:56:06 PM
The Dark Knight, Wall-E, Hancock

just kidding about the last one lol


God no. Have you watched any of the shows either?
Title: Re: Attention all:
Post by: guff on December 06, 2008, 09:12:06 PM
andy griffith was better anyways
Title: Re: Attention all:
Post by: russell on December 06, 2008, 09:16:44 PM
Quote from: Selkie224 on December 06, 2008, 06:56:06 PM
The Dark Knight, Wall-E, Hancock

just kidding about the last one lol


uh, no, Six Feet Under (and The Wire) are way better than those combined
Title: Re: Attention all:
Post by: Houdini on December 06, 2008, 10:39:09 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on December 06, 2008, 06:36:32 PM
Except I actually watched it. You haven't. Not to mention, I've got on my side pretty much every single critic who's seen the show calling it the greatest show ever made. But no. Television is just stupid. Shows like Deadwood, Six Feet Under, The Wire, The Sopranos, and Rome are just crap when compared to some of the amazing things we've seen in theaters this year like... Uh.
I'm sure it's a good show, but there are so many great movies out there. There's no way it can be better than all those.
Title: Re: Attention all:
Post by: Andrew1911 on December 06, 2008, 11:04:10 PM
Quote from: Houdini on December 06, 2008, 10:39:09 PM
I'm sure it's a good show, but there are so many great movies out there. There's no way it can be better than all those.


Houdini, it's me. I'm not one to put a claim so bold if I didn't mean it. The Wire is fucking perfection.
Title: Re: Attention all:
Post by: Bolivian Army on December 07, 2008, 01:00:59 AM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on December 06, 2008, 09:12:06 PM
andy griffith was better anyways


that barney is such a card!
Title: Re: Attention all:
Post by: Geno on December 07, 2008, 11:34:18 AM
Quote from: Selkie224 on December 06, 2008, 10:35:10 AM
Lost:
"We crashed"
"boring backstory"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
Uh lost is nothing like that
And Hiro fuck you