I don't really care for House.
It's okay, but nothing amazing.
Every episode is basically the same thing:
"Oh this person is sick but we can't figure out why!"
House - "Do something controversial to them, then we'll get answers"
"But House, that's immoral!"
*House takes some pills, makes a witty comment*
"Oh House, when will you ever learn"
House's friend guy - "House you need to clean up"
House - "Maybe I'm human or something"
*The british guy, Kumar, or the black guy discovers something*
*The patient goes into an epileptic shock*
*House does something controversial to the patient, the patient stabilizes*
Patient - "Oh i did something bad"
House - "See what did I tell you guys"
*Treatment is given to the patient*
House's friend guy - "Hey how about a drink"
THE END
much better summaries of the house formula have been done (http://www.cracked.com/blog/write-your-own-house-episode/) akudood;
Quote from: Commodore Guff on December 06, 2008, 10:23:32 AM
much better summaries of the house formula have been done (http://www.cracked.com/blog/write-your-own-house-episode/) akudood;
I wasn't trying to be funny though. akudood;
that's all TV shows...
CSI:
"hey someone's dead lol"
"hey lets see how he died"
"hey lets check the nightclub for answers"
"we found a guy who is guilty in that nightclub"
"lets arrest him"
"k"
Lost:
"We crashed"
"boring backstory"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
It's all about the delivery. hocuspocus;
Have you even watched House? psyduck;
How many times has Wilson gone to drink with House?
Quote from: Angry Kewn Fruit on December 06, 2008, 10:38:34 AM
Have you even watched House? psyduck;
How many times has Wilson gone to drink with House?
I'd say about... 10 times
Quote from: Selkie224 on December 06, 2008, 10:35:10 AM
that's all TV shows...
CSI:
"hey someone's dead lol"
"hey lets see how he died"
"hey lets check the nightclub for answers"
"we found a guy who is guilty in that nightclub"
"lets arrest him"
"k"
Lost:
"We crashed"
"boring backstory"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
hehehe the Lost one is so accurate :) ahhh Lost.
Uh, yeah, but you can make fun of basically any TV show that way. Repetition is not House-exclusive.
Quote from: Selkie224 on December 06, 2008, 10:35:10 AM
Lost:
"We crashed"
"boring backstory"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
That's really fucking stupid, Selkie. Even for you.
Every TV show ever:
"Sucks"
Quote from: Andrew1911 on December 06, 2008, 04:48:29 PM
The Wire :|
You mean the show white people talk about so they can pretend they care about black people?
Quote from: Houdini on December 06, 2008, 04:53:18 PM
You mean the show white people talk about so they can pretend they care about black people?
Have you even watched the show?
what abut pepper ann
what about that
Quote from: Houdini on December 06, 2008, 04:59:57 PM
No, I don't watch TV.
Then, shut your goddamn mouth hole. The Wire's the best show ever made and I can't think of a goddamn movie that's even better than it.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on December 06, 2008, 05:14:14 PM
Then, shut your goddamn mouth hole. The Wire's the best show ever made and I can't think of a goddamn movie that's even better than it.
It's very good but Six Feet Under beats it
Quote from: Andrew1911 on December 06, 2008, 05:14:14 PM
Then, shut your goddamn mouth hole. The Wire's the best show ever made and I can't think of a goddamn movie that's even better than it.
Did you hear that? That was the sound of your credibility flying out the window.
Quote from: Houdini on December 06, 2008, 06:30:57 PM
Did you hear that? That was the sound of your credibility flying out the window.
Except I actually watched it. You haven't. Not to mention, I've got on my side pretty much every single critic who's seen the show calling it the greatest show ever made. But no. Television is just stupid. Shows like Deadwood, Six Feet Under, The Wire, The Sopranos, and Rome are just crap when compared to some of the amazing things we've seen in theaters this year like... Uh.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on December 06, 2008, 06:36:32 PM
Except I actually watched it. You haven't. Not to mention, I've got on my side pretty much every single critic who's seen the show calling it the greatest show ever made. But no. Television is just stupid. Shows like Deadwood, Six Feet Under, The Wire, The Sopranos, and Rome are just crap when compared to some of the amazing things we've seen in theaters this year like... Uh.
The Dark Knight, Wall-E, Hancock
just kidding about the last one lol
Quote from: Selkie224 on December 06, 2008, 06:56:06 PM
The Dark Knight, Wall-E, Hancock
just kidding about the last one lol
God no. Have you watched any of the shows either?
andy griffith was better anyways
Quote from: Selkie224 on December 06, 2008, 06:56:06 PM
The Dark Knight, Wall-E, Hancock
just kidding about the last one lol
uh, no, Six Feet Under (and The Wire) are way better than those combined
Quote from: Andrew1911 on December 06, 2008, 06:36:32 PM
Except I actually watched it. You haven't. Not to mention, I've got on my side pretty much every single critic who's seen the show calling it the greatest show ever made. But no. Television is just stupid. Shows like Deadwood, Six Feet Under, The Wire, The Sopranos, and Rome are just crap when compared to some of the amazing things we've seen in theaters this year like... Uh.
I'm sure it's a good show, but there are so many great movies out there. There's no way it can be better than all those.
Quote from: Houdini on December 06, 2008, 10:39:09 PM
I'm sure it's a good show, but there are so many great movies out there. There's no way it can be better than all those.
Houdini, it's me. I'm not one to put a claim so bold if I didn't mean it. The Wire is fucking perfection.
Quote from: Selkie224 on December 06, 2008, 10:35:10 AM
Lost:
"We crashed"
"boring backstory"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
Uh lost is nothing like that
And Hiro fuck you