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[Hiro]

I don't really care for House.
It's okay, but nothing amazing.


Every episode is basically the same thing:

"Oh this person is sick but we can't figure out why!"
House - "Do something controversial to them, then we'll get answers"
"But House, that's immoral!"
*House takes some pills, makes a witty comment*
"Oh House, when will you ever learn"
House's friend guy - "House you need to clean up"
House - "Maybe I'm human or something"
*The british guy, Kumar, or the black guy discovers something*
*The patient goes into an epileptic shock*
*House does something controversial to the patient, the patient stabilizes*
Patient - "Oh i did something bad"
House - "See what did I tell you guys"
*Treatment is given to the patient*
House's friend guy - "Hey how about a drink"
THE END

[guff]

much better summaries of the house formula have been done

[Hiro]

much better summaries of the house formula have been done

I wasn't trying to be funny though. 

[Selkie]

that's all TV shows...

CSI:

"hey someone's dead lol"
"hey lets see how he died"
"hey lets check the nightclub for answers"
"we found a guy who is guilty in that nightclub"
"lets arrest him"
"k"

Lost:
"We crashed"
"boring backstory"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"

[Thyme]

It's all about the delivery.

[Daddy]

Have you even watched House?
How many times has Wilson gone to drink with House?

[Hiro]

Have you even watched House?
How many times has Wilson gone to drink with House?

I'd say about... 10 times

[Skylark]

that's all TV shows...

CSI:

"hey someone's dead lol"
"hey lets see how he died"
"hey lets check the nightclub for answers"
"we found a guy who is guilty in that nightclub"
"lets arrest him"
"k"

Lost:
"We crashed"
"boring backstory"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"

hehehe the Lost one is so accurate ahhh Lost.

[Samus Aran]

Uh, yeah, but you can make fun of basically any TV show that way. Repetition is not House-exclusive.

[Andrew1911]

Lost:
"We crashed"
"boring backstory"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"
"we're off the island"
"Were back on the island"

That's really fucking stupid, Selkie. Even for you.

[Houdini]

Every TV show ever:
"Sucks"

[Andrew1911]

Every TV show ever:
"Sucks"

The Wire

[Houdini]

The Wire

You mean the show white people talk about so they can pretend they care about black people?

[Andrew1911]

You mean the show white people talk about so they can pretend they care about black people?

Have you even watched the show?

[Houdini]

Have you even watched the show?

No, I don't watch TV.