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Title: I have an ingrown toenail.
Post by: [EDWRD] on May 26, 2007, 10:32:46 PM
And I'm getting anti-biotics from the emergency room, because I was an idiot and didn't get it treated on time, despite the fact I can get free doctor visits from my doctor, as my mom works there.

Now I need to get cut on my toe.  emo;
Title: Re: I have an ingrown toenail.
Post by: Wrench on May 26, 2007, 10:33:34 PM
My big toes are ingrown. I just put some alcohol stuff on them.
Title: Re: I have an ingrown toenail.
Post by: SBKT on May 26, 2007, 10:34:12 PM
How can you not stop an ingrown toenail? Are you a sadomasochist?
Title: Re: I have an ingrown toenail.
Post by: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:34:45 PM
Thank you for not posting pictures.
Title: Re: I have an ingrown toenail.
Post by: [EDWRD] on May 26, 2007, 10:34:55 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on May 26, 2007, 10:33:34 PM
My big toes are ingrown. I just put some alcohol stuff on them.
Mine has a crudload of puss, it's infected, and hurts like the dickens.

Plus I'm getting sick from it, so it shows that I'm really in bad shape. And my parents are giving me hell because I didn't do anything about it.


YAY IM SO SMARTZ.
Title: Re: I have an ingrown toenail.
Post by: SBKT on May 26, 2007, 10:35:47 PM
Quote from: [EDWRD] on May 26, 2007, 10:34:55 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on May 26, 2007, 10:33:34 PM
My big toes are ingrown. I just put some alcohol stuff on them.
Mine has a crudload of puss, it's infected, and hurts like the dickens.

Plus I'm getting sick from it, so it shows that I'm really in bad shape. And my parents are giving me hell because I didn't do anything about it.


YAY IM SO SMARTZ.
Fucking idiot.
Title: Re: I have an ingrown toenail.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on May 26, 2007, 10:38:37 PM
I had an ingrown toenail for 5+ months last year. spam;
Title: Re: I have an ingrown toenail.
Post by: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:43:05 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 26, 2007, 10:38:37 PM
I had an ingrown toenail for 5+ months last year. spam;
Jesus Christ, WHY?
Title: Re: I have an ingrown toenail.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on May 26, 2007, 10:45:16 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:43:05 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 26, 2007, 10:38:37 PM
I had an ingrown toenail for 5+ months last year. spam;
Jesus Christ, WHY?
I hate doctors and the pain felt wonderful. Cleaning it out every day actually felt pretty damn good; kind of like a mini toe orgasm.
Title: Re: I have an ingrown toenail.
Post by: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:48:51 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 26, 2007, 10:45:16 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:43:05 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 26, 2007, 10:38:37 PM
I had an ingrown toenail for 5+ months last year. spam;
Jesus Christ, WHY?
I hate doctors and the pain felt wonderful. Cleaning it out every day actually felt pretty damn good; kind of like a mini toe orgasm.
Let's talk about why you're still a virgin.
Title: Re: I have an ingrown toenail.
Post by: SBKT on May 26, 2007, 10:49:12 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:48:51 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 26, 2007, 10:45:16 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:43:05 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 26, 2007, 10:38:37 PM
I had an ingrown toenail for 5+ months last year. spam;
Jesus Christ, WHY?
I hate doctors and the pain felt wonderful. Cleaning it out every day actually felt pretty damn good; kind of like a mini toe orgasm.
Let's talk about why you're still a virgin.
Kyuu Eff Tee.
Title: Re: I have an ingrown toenail.
Post by: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:50:57 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 26, 2007, 10:49:12 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:48:51 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 26, 2007, 10:45:16 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:43:05 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 26, 2007, 10:38:37 PM
I had an ingrown toenail for 5+ months last year. spam;
Jesus Christ, WHY?
I hate doctors and the pain felt wonderful. Cleaning it out every day actually felt pretty damn good; kind of like a mini toe orgasm.
Let's talk about why you're still a virgin.
Kyuu Eff Tee.
Em Pty Kwoate
Title: Re: I have an ingrown toenail.
Post by: superclucky on May 26, 2007, 10:52:04 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:48:51 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 26, 2007, 10:45:16 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:43:05 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 26, 2007, 10:38:37 PM
I had an ingrown toenail for 5+ months last year. spam;
Jesus Christ, WHY?
I hate doctors and the pain felt wonderful. Cleaning it out every day actually felt pretty damn good; kind of like a mini toe orgasm.
Let's talk about why you're still a virgin.
I love you.
Title: Re: I have an ingrown toenail.
Post by: ncba93ivyase on May 26, 2007, 10:53:28 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:48:51 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 26, 2007, 10:45:16 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:43:05 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 26, 2007, 10:38:37 PM
I had an ingrown toenail for 5+ months last year. spam;
Jesus Christ, WHY?
I hate doctors and the pain felt wonderful. Cleaning it out every day actually felt pretty damn good; kind of like a mini toe orgasm.
Let's talk about why you're still a virgin.
Because I have webbed toes.
Title: Re: I have an ingrown toenail.
Post by: SBKT on May 26, 2007, 10:54:07 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 26, 2007, 10:53:28 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:48:51 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 26, 2007, 10:45:16 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:43:05 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 26, 2007, 10:38:37 PM
I had an ingrown toenail for 5+ months last year. spam;
Jesus Christ, WHY?
I hate doctors and the pain felt wonderful. Cleaning it out every day actually felt pretty damn good; kind of like a mini toe orgasm.
Let's talk about why you're still a virgin.
Because I have webbed toes.
WRONG. They don't want tiny infected feet growing in their vagina!
Title: Re: I have an ingrown toenail.
Post by: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:55:51 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 26, 2007, 10:54:07 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 26, 2007, 10:53:28 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:48:51 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 26, 2007, 10:45:16 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:43:05 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 26, 2007, 10:38:37 PM
I had an ingrown toenail for 5+ months last year. spam;
Jesus Christ, WHY?
I hate doctors and the pain felt wonderful. Cleaning it out every day actually felt pretty damn good; kind of like a mini toe orgasm.
Let's talk about why you're still a virgin.
Because I have webbed toes.
WRONG. They don't want tiny infected feet growing in their vagina!
Also, webbed toes are a turn-on for most women.
Title: Re: I have an ingrown toenail.
Post by: Fireman.exe on May 27, 2007, 03:15:11 AM
I have two on my big toes, I drink until I pass out. It works perfectly. winnah;
Title: Re: I have an ingrown toenail.
Post by: UnagiPower on May 27, 2007, 06:59:25 AM
That sucks. That happened to me and I went to get my toe cut up. The damn doctor was a Jew and didn't put enough painkillers  argh;