I have an ingrown toenail.

[[EDWRD]]

And I'm getting anti-biotics from the emergency room, because I was an idiot and didn't get it treated on time, despite the fact I can get free doctor visits from my doctor, as my mom works there.

Now I need to get cut on my toe.  emo;

[Wrench]

My big toes are ingrown. I just put some alcohol stuff on them.

[SBKT]

How can you not stop an ingrown toenail? Are you a sadomasochist?

[Houdini]

Thank you for not posting pictures.

[[EDWRD]]

My big toes are ingrown. I just put some alcohol stuff on them.

Mine has a crudload of puss, it's infected, and hurts like the dickens.

Plus I'm getting sick from it, so it shows that I'm really in bad shape. And my parents are giving me hell because I didn't do anything about it.


YAY IM SO SMARTZ.

[SBKT]

My big toes are ingrown. I just put some alcohol stuff on them.

Mine has a crudload of puss, it's infected, and hurts like the dickens.

Plus I'm getting sick from it, so it shows that I'm really in bad shape. And my parents are giving me hell because I didn't do anything about it.


YAY IM SO SMARTZ.

Fucking idiot.

[ncba93ivyase]

I had an ingrown toenail for 5+ months last year.

[Houdini]

I had an ingrown toenail for 5+ months last year.

Jesus Christ, WHY?

[ncba93ivyase]

I had an ingrown toenail for 5+ months last year.

Jesus Christ, WHY?

I hate doctors and the pain felt wonderful. Cleaning it out every day actually felt pretty damn good; kind of like a mini toe orgasm.

[Houdini]

I had an ingrown toenail for 5+ months last year.

Jesus Christ, WHY?

I hate doctors and the pain felt wonderful. Cleaning it out every day actually felt pretty damn good; kind of like a mini toe orgasm.

Let's talk about why you're still a virgin.

[SBKT]

I had an ingrown toenail for 5+ months last year.

Jesus Christ, WHY?

I hate doctors and the pain felt wonderful. Cleaning it out every day actually felt pretty damn good; kind of like a mini toe orgasm.

Let's talk about why you're still a virgin.

Kyuu Eff Tee.

[Houdini]

I had an ingrown toenail for 5+ months last year.

Jesus Christ, WHY?

I hate doctors and the pain felt wonderful. Cleaning it out every day actually felt pretty damn good; kind of like a mini toe orgasm.

Let's talk about why you're still a virgin.

Kyuu Eff Tee.

Em Pty Kwoate

[superclucky]

I had an ingrown toenail for 5+ months last year.

Jesus Christ, WHY?

I hate doctors and the pain felt wonderful. Cleaning it out every day actually felt pretty damn good; kind of like a mini toe orgasm.

Let's talk about why you're still a virgin.

I love you.

[ncba93ivyase]

I had an ingrown toenail for 5+ months last year.

Jesus Christ, WHY?

I hate doctors and the pain felt wonderful. Cleaning it out every day actually felt pretty damn good; kind of like a mini toe orgasm.

Let's talk about why you're still a virgin.

Because I have webbed toes.

[SBKT]

I had an ingrown toenail for 5+ months last year.

Jesus Christ, WHY?

I hate doctors and the pain felt wonderful. Cleaning it out every day actually felt pretty damn good; kind of like a mini toe orgasm.

Let's talk about why you're still a virgin.

Because I have webbed toes.

WRONG. They don't want tiny infected feet growing in their vagina!