What do you guys do when you can't fall asleep? I normally don't stay up too late.
School Days - Asleep at midnight
Weekends(during school) - Asleep by 1-2 AM.
Summer - With football, it's normally asleep by 1 AM.
10:00 here slowpoke;
Usually I play video games, call someone to bother them on the phone, or internet. On weekends I call people to get them to sneak out and get some fast food. Also what LCK said.
I know the perfect way to fall asleep.
Lay in bed, and masturbate.
Tires me out all the time. I fall right asleep.
Make it a real hard jerk.
I'm tired.
I don't get tired until like 3 something.
Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 09:52:07 PM
I know the perfect way to fall asleep.
Lay in bed, and masturbate.
Tires me out all the time. I fall right asleep.
Make it a real hard jerk.
Normally that works, but I don't wanna clean it up. sweat;
I just...lay there.
And toss. And turn.
Sometimes I fap;, sometimes I don't.
Quote from: WrenchNinja on May 26, 2007, 09:55:40 PM
Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 09:52:07 PM
I know the perfect way to fall asleep.
Lay in bed, and masturbate.
Tires me out all the time. I fall right asleep.
Make it a real hard jerk.
Normally that works, but I don't wanna clean it up. sweat;
Use a towel shlick;
Quote from: Kefka on May 26, 2007, 09:53:46 PM
I don't get tired until like 3 something.
GOD DAMN IT HOLD ME ALREADY
Quote from: Reaper on May 26, 2007, 09:56:24 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on May 26, 2007, 09:55:40 PM
Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 09:52:07 PM
I know the perfect way to fall asleep.
Lay in bed, and masturbate.
Tires me out all the time. I fall right asleep.
Make it a real hard jerk.
Normally that works, but I don't wanna clean it up. sweat;
Use a towel shlick;
Those are like 20 feet away from my room. gonk;
Quote from: Reaper on May 26, 2007, 09:56:24 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on May 26, 2007, 09:55:40 PM
Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 09:52:07 PM
I know the perfect way to fall asleep.
Lay in bed, and masturbate.
Tires me out all the time. I fall right asleep.
Make it a real hard jerk.
Normally that works, but I don't wanna clean it up. sweat;
Use a towel shlick;
That's a waste. Just likc i up. Have you seen the comics too? Hilarious.
Quote from: WrenchNinja on May 26, 2007, 10:02:41 PM
Quote from: Reaper on May 26, 2007, 09:56:24 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on May 26, 2007, 09:55:40 PM
Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 09:52:07 PM
I know the perfect way to fall asleep.
Lay in bed, and masturbate.
Tires me out all the time. I fall right asleep.
Make it a real hard jerk.
Normally that works, but I don't wanna clean it up. sweat;
Use a towel shlick;
Those are like 20 feet away from my room. gonk;
Use the blanket on your bed. shlick;
I have this tea that's really good for putting me to sleep. I forget what it's called.
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:08:03 PM
I have this tea that's really good for putting me to sleep. I forget what it's called.
Send some to me. I need energy for tomorrow. emo;
Quote from: WrenchNinja on May 26, 2007, 10:10:03 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:08:03 PM
I have this tea that's really good for putting me to sleep. I forget what it's called.
Send some to me. I need energy for tomorrow. emo;
I think Republic of Tea makes it. If you can find it, get it. It works pretty much every time.
Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 10:03:23 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on May 26, 2007, 10:02:41 PM
Quote from: Reaper on May 26, 2007, 09:56:24 PM
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Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 09:52:07 PM
I know the perfect way to fall asleep.
Lay in bed, and masturbate.
Tires me out all the time. I fall right asleep.
Make it a real hard jerk.
Normally that works, but I don't wanna clean it up. sweat;
Use a towel shlick;
Those are like 20 feet away from my room. gonk;
Use the blanket on your bed. shlick;
Then you have to wash it in the morning.
Quote from: SBKT on May 26, 2007, 10:13:06 PM
Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 10:03:23 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on May 26, 2007, 10:02:41 PM
Quote from: Reaper on May 26, 2007, 09:56:24 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on May 26, 2007, 09:55:40 PM
Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 09:52:07 PM
I know the perfect way to fall asleep.
Lay in bed, and masturbate.
Tires me out all the time. I fall right asleep.
Make it a real hard jerk.
Normally that works, but I don't wanna clean it up. sweat;
Use a towel shlick;
Those are like 20 feet away from my room. gonk;
Use the blanket on your bed. shlick;
Then you have to wash it in the morning.
Or dispose of it in an easier manner.
Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 10:16:24 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 26, 2007, 10:13:06 PM
Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 10:03:23 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on May 26, 2007, 10:02:41 PM
Quote from: Reaper on May 26, 2007, 09:56:24 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on May 26, 2007, 09:55:40 PM
Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 09:52:07 PM
I know the perfect way to fall asleep.
Lay in bed, and masturbate.
Tires me out all the time. I fall right asleep.
Make it a real hard jerk.
Normally that works, but I don't wanna clean it up. sweat;
Use a towel shlick;
Those are like 20 feet away from my room. gonk;
Use the blanket on your bed. shlick;
Then you have to wash it in the morning.
Or dispose of it in an easier manner.
Oh yeah, I can see it now.
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: Because I was masturbating
Mom: You're grounded.
Quote from: SBKT on May 26, 2007, 10:23:58 PM
Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 10:16:24 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 26, 2007, 10:13:06 PM
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Quote from: WrenchNinja on May 26, 2007, 10:02:41 PM
Quote from: Reaper on May 26, 2007, 09:56:24 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on May 26, 2007, 09:55:40 PM
Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 09:52:07 PM
I know the perfect way to fall asleep.
Lay in bed, and masturbate.
Tires me out all the time. I fall right asleep.
Make it a real hard jerk.
Normally that works, but I don't wanna clean it up. sweat;
Use a towel shlick;
Those are like 20 feet away from my room. gonk;
Use the blanket on your bed. shlick;
Then you have to wash it in the morning.
Or dispose of it in an easier manner.
Oh yeah, I can see it now.
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: Because I was masturbating
Mom: You're grounded.
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: The dog masturbated on it
Mom: You're both suspended
Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 10:26:35 PM
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Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 10:03:23 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on May 26, 2007, 10:02:41 PM
Quote from: Reaper on May 26, 2007, 09:56:24 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on May 26, 2007, 09:55:40 PM
Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 09:52:07 PM
I know the perfect way to fall asleep.
Lay in bed, and masturbate.
Tires me out all the time. I fall right asleep.
Make it a real hard jerk.
Normally that works, but I don't wanna clean it up. sweat;
Use a towel shlick;
Those are like 20 feet away from my room. gonk;
Use the blanket on your bed. shlick;
Then you have to wash it in the morning.
Or dispose of it in an easier manner.
Oh yeah, I can see it now.
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: Because I was masturbating
Mom: You're grounded.
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: The dog masturbated on it
Mom: You're both suspended
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: Dad masturbated on it
Mom: Maybe I should do something.
Quote from: SBKT on May 26, 2007, 10:30:11 PM
Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 10:26:35 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 26, 2007, 10:23:58 PM
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Quote from: Reaper on May 26, 2007, 09:56:24 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on May 26, 2007, 09:55:40 PM
Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 09:52:07 PM
I know the perfect way to fall asleep.
Lay in bed, and masturbate.
Tires me out all the time. I fall right asleep.
Make it a real hard jerk.
Normally that works, but I don't wanna clean it up. sweat;
Use a towel shlick;
Those are like 20 feet away from my room. gonk;
Use the blanket on your bed. shlick;
Then you have to wash it in the morning.
Or dispose of it in an easier manner.
Oh yeah, I can see it now.
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: Because I was masturbating
Mom: You're grounded.
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: The dog masturbated on it
Mom: You're both suspended
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: Dad masturbated on it
Mom: Maybe I should do something.
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: Dad masturbated on it
Mom:I helped him
Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 10:30:50 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 26, 2007, 10:30:11 PM
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Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 10:16:24 PM
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Quote from: Reaper on May 26, 2007, 09:56:24 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on May 26, 2007, 09:55:40 PM
Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 09:52:07 PM
I know the perfect way to fall asleep.
Lay in bed, and masturbate.
Tires me out all the time. I fall right asleep.
Make it a real hard jerk.
Normally that works, but I don't wanna clean it up. sweat;
Use a towel shlick;
Those are like 20 feet away from my room. gonk;
Use the blanket on your bed. shlick;
Then you have to wash it in the morning.
Or dispose of it in an easier manner.
Oh yeah, I can see it now.
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: Because I was masturbating
Mom: You're grounded.
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: The dog masturbated on it
Mom: You're both suspended
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: Dad masturbated on it
Mom: Maybe I should do something.
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: Dad masturbated on it
Mom:I helped him
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: My sister masturbated on it
Mom: Was she using my toys?
Quote from: SBKT on May 26, 2007, 10:31:49 PM
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Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 10:16:24 PM
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Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 10:03:23 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on May 26, 2007, 10:02:41 PM
Quote from: Reaper on May 26, 2007, 09:56:24 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on May 26, 2007, 09:55:40 PM
Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 09:52:07 PM
I know the perfect way to fall asleep.
Lay in bed, and masturbate.
Tires me out all the time. I fall right asleep.
Make it a real hard jerk.
Normally that works, but I don't wanna clean it up. sweat;
Use a towel shlick;
Those are like 20 feet away from my room. gonk;
Use the blanket on your bed. shlick;
Then you have to wash it in the morning.
Or dispose of it in an easier manner.
Oh yeah, I can see it now.
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: Because I was masturbating
Mom: You're grounded.
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: The dog masturbated on it
Mom: You're both suspended
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: Dad masturbated on it
Mom: Maybe I should do something.
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: Dad masturbated on it
Mom:I helped him
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: My sister masturbated on it
Mom: Was she using my toys?
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: My sister stuck a cucumber in her vagina while laying on the blanket
Mom:Enjoy your cucumbers
My god, I can't stop laughing now.
This is some good shit. awesome;
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: You and dad fucked on it last night
Mom:Enjoy your cucumbers
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: The dog made love to it
Mom: Your next.
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:40:48 PM
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket
Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 10:44:08 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:40:48 PM
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket
Cat: OH FUCKING CHRIST, THE PAIN
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:47:38 PM
Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 10:44:08 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:40:48 PM
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket
Cat: OH FUCKING CHRIST, THE PAIN
Physically impossible. The cat would be dead before it would be able to speak, even then, a cat's vocal chords aren't built for that.
Quote from: SBKT on May 26, 2007, 10:48:52 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:47:38 PM
Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 10:44:08 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:40:48 PM
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket
Cat: OH FUCKING CHRIST, THE PAIN
Physically impossible. The cat would be dead before it would be able to speak, even then, a cat's vocal chords aren't built for that.
No, because the dad fucked the cat after it was dissected. A negative times a negative equals a positive.
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:50:13 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 26, 2007, 10:48:52 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:47:38 PM
Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 10:44:08 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:40:48 PM
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket
Cat: OH FUCKING CHRIST, THE PAIN
Physically impossible. The cat would be dead before it would be able to speak, even then, a cat's vocal chords aren't built for that.
No, because the dad fucked the cat after it was dissected. A negative times a negative equals a positive.
This isn't mathematics, it's Biology, which work on two entirely different tables.
Quote from: SBKT on May 26, 2007, 10:52:17 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:50:13 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 26, 2007, 10:48:52 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:47:38 PM
Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 10:44:08 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:40:48 PM
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket
Cat: OH FUCKING CHRIST, THE PAIN
Physically impossible. The cat would be dead before it would be able to speak, even then, a cat's vocal chords aren't built for that.
No, because the dad fucked the cat after it was dissected. A negative times a negative equals a positive.
This isn't mathematics, it's Biology, which work on two entirely different tables.
Obviously you never took Bialgebra.
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I had hot, orgasmic, gay sex on it with an anonymous man named Tyler
Mom: You're father's name is Tyler
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:54:37 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 26, 2007, 10:52:17 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:50:13 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 26, 2007, 10:48:52 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:47:38 PM
Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 10:44:08 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:40:48 PM
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket
Cat: OH FUCKING CHRIST, THE PAIN
Physically impossible. The cat would be dead before it would be able to speak, even then, a cat's vocal chords aren't built for that.
No, because the dad fucked the cat after it was dissected. A negative times a negative equals a positive.
This isn't mathematics, it's Biology, which work on two entirely different tables.
Obviously you never took Bialgebra.
But you forgot Furry-stein's theory of order, in which he states IF YOU FUCK A DISSECTED CAT, IT WILL DIE. THIS IS THE ONLY EXCEPTION..
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I had sex with a transvestite named Princess Richard on it.
Princess Richard: I also took a shit on it.
Mom: Why are you throwing the blanket in the trash?
You: I just discovered the Cleveland sandwich.
King: *grins*
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected my penis, and used the blanket to clean up the mess. Then I fed the remains to the cat.
Mom: I dissected the cat and fed it to your homosexual father named Tyler
Quote from: SBKT on May 26, 2007, 10:56:22 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:54:37 PM
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Quote from: SBKT on May 26, 2007, 10:48:52 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:47:38 PM
Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 10:44:08 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:40:48 PM
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket
Cat: OH FUCKING CHRIST, THE PAIN
Physically impossible. The cat would be dead before it would be able to speak, even then, a cat's vocal chords aren't built for that.
No, because the dad fucked the cat after it was dissected. A negative times a negative equals a positive.
This isn't mathematics, it's Biology, which work on two entirely different tables.
Obviously you never took Bialgebra.
But you forgot Furry-stein's theory of order, in which he states IF YOU FUCK A DISSECTED CAT, IT WILL DIE. THIS IS THE ONLY EXCEPTION..
Steven Whacking disproved that statement, concluding that fuckage of a properly dissected cat cauterizes major wounds and rejuvenates the cat.
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 11:01:43 PM
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Quote from: SBKT on May 26, 2007, 10:48:52 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:47:38 PM
Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 10:44:08 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:40:48 PM
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket
Cat: OH FUCKING CHRIST, THE PAIN
Physically impossible. The cat would be dead before it would be able to speak, even then, a cat's vocal chords aren't built for that.
No, because the dad fucked the cat after it was dissected. A negative times a negative equals a positive.
This isn't mathematics, it's Biology, which work on two entirely different tables.
Obviously you never took Bialgebra.
But you forgot Furry-stein's theory of order, in which he states IF YOU FUCK A DISSECTED CAT, IT WILL DIE. THIS IS THE ONLY EXCEPTION..
Steven Whacking disproved that statement, concluding that fuckage of a properly dissected cat cauterizes major wounds and rejuvenates the cat.
Steven Whacking also set his dick on fire before any fuckage, which would normally kill someone.
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: It's old and dirty.
Mom: Maybe I should try washing it first.
Quote from: SBKT on May 26, 2007, 11:03:15 PM
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Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:50:13 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 26, 2007, 10:48:52 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:47:38 PM
Quote from: LCK on May 26, 2007, 10:44:08 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 26, 2007, 10:40:48 PM
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket
Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket
Cat: OH FUCKING CHRIST, THE PAIN
Physically impossible. The cat would be dead before it would be able to speak, even then, a cat's vocal chords aren't built for that.
No, because the dad fucked the cat after it was dissected. A negative times a negative equals a positive.
This isn't mathematics, it's Biology, which work on two entirely different tables.
Obviously you never took Bialgebra.
But you forgot Furry-stein's theory of order, in which he states IF YOU FUCK A DISSECTED CAT, IT WILL DIE. THIS IS THE ONLY EXCEPTION..
Steven Whacking disproved that statement, concluding that fuckage of a properly dissected cat cauterizes major wounds and rejuvenates the cat.
Steven Whacking also set his dick on fire before any fuckage, which would normally kill someone.
So? Prickolai Testela did too.