It's 1 AM and I'm wide awake

[Wrench]

I have this tea that's really good for putting me to sleep. I forget what it's called.

Send some to me. I need energy for tomorrow.  emo;

[Houdini]

I have this tea that's really good for putting me to sleep. I forget what it's called.

Send some to me. I need energy for tomorrow.  emo;

I think Republic of Tea makes it. If you can find it, get it. It works pretty much every time.

[SBKT]

I know the perfect way to fall asleep.

Lay in bed, and masturbate.

Tires me out all the time. I fall right asleep.
Make it a real hard jerk.

Normally that works, but I don't wanna clean it up.  sweat;

Use a towel  shlick;

Those are like 20 feet away from my room. 

Use the blanket on your bed. shlick;

Then you have to wash it in the morning.

[LCK]

I know the perfect way to fall asleep.

Lay in bed, and masturbate.

Tires me out all the time. I fall right asleep.
Make it a real hard jerk.

Normally that works, but I don't wanna clean it up.  sweat;

Use a towel  shlick;

Those are like 20 feet away from my room. 

Use the blanket on your bed. shlick;

Then you have to wash it in the morning.

Or dispose of it in an easier manner.

[SBKT]

I know the perfect way to fall asleep.

Lay in bed, and masturbate.

Tires me out all the time. I fall right asleep.
Make it a real hard jerk.

Normally that works, but I don't wanna clean it up.  sweat;

Use a towel  shlick;

Those are like 20 feet away from my room. 

Use the blanket on your bed. shlick;

Then you have to wash it in the morning.

Or dispose of it in an easier manner.

Oh yeah, I can see it now.


Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: Because I was masturbating
Mom: You're grounded.

[LCK]

I know the perfect way to fall asleep.

Lay in bed, and masturbate.

Tires me out all the time. I fall right asleep.
Make it a real hard jerk.

Normally that works, but I don't wanna clean it up.  sweat;

Use a towel  shlick;

Those are like 20 feet away from my room. 

Use the blanket on your bed. shlick;

Then you have to wash it in the morning.

Or dispose of it in an easier manner.

Oh yeah, I can see it now.


Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: Because I was masturbating
Mom: You're grounded.

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: The dog masturbated on it
Mom: You're both suspended

[SBKT]

I know the perfect way to fall asleep.

Lay in bed, and masturbate.

Tires me out all the time. I fall right asleep.
Make it a real hard jerk.

Normally that works, but I don't wanna clean it up.  sweat;

Use a towel  shlick;

Those are like 20 feet away from my room. 

Use the blanket on your bed. shlick;

Then you have to wash it in the morning.

Or dispose of it in an easier manner.

Oh yeah, I can see it now.


Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: Because I was masturbating
Mom: You're grounded.

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: The dog masturbated on it
Mom: You're both suspended

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: Dad masturbated on it
Mom: Maybe I should do something.

[LCK]

I know the perfect way to fall asleep.

Lay in bed, and masturbate.

Tires me out all the time. I fall right asleep.
Make it a real hard jerk.

Normally that works, but I don't wanna clean it up.  sweat;

Use a towel  shlick;

Those are like 20 feet away from my room. 

Use the blanket on your bed. shlick;

Then you have to wash it in the morning.

Or dispose of it in an easier manner.

Oh yeah, I can see it now.


Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: Because I was masturbating
Mom: You're grounded.

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: The dog masturbated on it
Mom: You're both suspended

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: Dad masturbated on it
Mom: Maybe I should do something.

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: Dad masturbated on it
Mom:I helped him

[SBKT]

I know the perfect way to fall asleep.

Lay in bed, and masturbate.

Tires me out all the time. I fall right asleep.
Make it a real hard jerk.

Normally that works, but I don't wanna clean it up.  sweat;

Use a towel  shlick;

Those are like 20 feet away from my room. 

Use the blanket on your bed. shlick;

Then you have to wash it in the morning.

Or dispose of it in an easier manner.

Oh yeah, I can see it now.


Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: Because I was masturbating
Mom: You're grounded.

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: The dog masturbated on it
Mom: You're both suspended

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: Dad masturbated on it
Mom: Maybe I should do something.

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: Dad masturbated on it
Mom:I helped him

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: My sister masturbated on it
Mom: Was she using my toys?

[LCK]

I know the perfect way to fall asleep.

Lay in bed, and masturbate.

Tires me out all the time. I fall right asleep.
Make it a real hard jerk.

Normally that works, but I don't wanna clean it up.  sweat;

Use a towel  shlick;

Those are like 20 feet away from my room. 

Use the blanket on your bed. shlick;

Then you have to wash it in the morning.

Or dispose of it in an easier manner.

Oh yeah, I can see it now.


Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: Because I was masturbating
Mom: You're grounded.

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: The dog masturbated on it
Mom: You're both suspended

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: Dad masturbated on it
Mom: Maybe I should do something.

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: Dad masturbated on it
Mom:I helped him

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: My sister masturbated on it
Mom: Was she using my toys?

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: My sister stuck a cucumber in her vagina while laying on the blanket
Mom:Enjoy your cucumbers

[SBKT]

My god, I can't stop laughing now.

[LCK]

This is some good shit. awesome;

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: You and dad fucked on it last night
Mom:Enjoy your cucumbers

[Wrench]

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: The dog made love to it
Mom: Your next.

[Houdini]

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!

[LCK]

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!

Mom: Why are you throwing your blanket in the trash?
You: I dissected the cat on it.
Mom: Cool!
Dad: I fucked it afterwards...
On the blanket