Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
ITT jokes I guess
What's the difference between a Porsche and a hedgehog?
A hedgehog has its pricks on the outside.
how long does it take to get to the bottom of the world trade center
the rest of your life
Quote from: joeinc on September 19, 2008, 06:16:15 AM
how long does it take to get to the bottom of the world trade center
the rest of your life
oh god lol
New York State of Mind
Do you know why New Yorkers are always so depressed?
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
Quote from: Clair on September 19, 2008, 10:27:51 AM
New York State of Mind
Do you know why New Yorkers are always so depressed?
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
that light would make me happy ;-;
Quote from: Clair on September 19, 2008, 10:27:51 AM
New York State of Mind
Do you know why New Yorkers are always so depressed?
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
:|
What's the difference between a baby and a homecooked meal?
[spoiler]you don't violate the homecook meal before eating it[/spoiler]
Quote from: Joes Smiling Revenge on September 19, 2008, 05:01:12 AM
Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
ITT jokes I guess
I've told that one before. Q('_' Q)
what's the best thing kurt cobain ever did
[spoiler]kill himself[/spoiler]
what's the worst thing kurt cobain ever did
[spoiler]courtney love[/spoiler]
What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.
What happens when a cuban gets a flat tire?
He drowns.
What do you call two negroes on a bike?
An organized crime.
Three men are on a rooftop. One of them is White, one is Black, one is Arabic, and one is Indian.
The Arabic man says "This is for my country", and jumps off. The Indian man says "This is for my country", and jumps off. The White man says "This is for my country", and pushes the black man off.
Quote from: Khadafi on September 19, 2008, 12:20:43 PM
What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.
lol
Why does beyonce say "to the left. to the left"?
[spoiler]Because blacks have no rights. [/spoiler]
So, a doctor and his patient are sitting in his office. The doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have terrible news. You have tested positive for both Alzheimer's disease and cancer." The guy says, "Well at least I don't have cancer!"
DICKS
Quote from: Ezlo on September 19, 2008, 01:04:23 PM
guff
are you infatuated with penises or something
DICKS
Quote from: Kevin on September 19, 2008, 12:27:25 PM
Three men are on a rooftop. One of them is White, one is Black, one is Arabic, and one is Indian.
Are you a fucking retard; do you honestly not know how to count?
A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in the garden together.
As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said, "Hey honey, you're getting fat. Your butt is getting huge. I bet it's as big as the gas grill now."
The husband, feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yardstick, measured the grill and then measured his wife's butt.
"Yep", he said, "Just as I thought; just about the same size."
The wife got very angry and decided to let him do the gardening alone. She went inside and didn't speak to her husband the rest of the day.
That evening when they went to bed, the husband cuddled up to his wife and said, "How about it honey? How about a little lovemaking?"
The wife rolled over and turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder.
"What's the matter?" he asked.
To which she replied, "You don't think I am going to fire up this big ass grill for one little weenie, do you?"
Quote from: Back In '88 on September 19, 2008, 01:50:11 PM
A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in the garden together.
As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said, "Hey honey, you`re getting fat. Your butt is getting huge. I bet it`s as big as the gas grill now."
The husband, feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yardstick, measured the grill and then measured his wife`s butt.
"Yep", he said, "Just as I thought; just about he same size."
The wife got very angry and decided to let him do the gardening alone. She went inside and didn`t speak to her husband the rest of the day.
That evening when they went to bed, the husband cuddled up to his wife and said, "How about it honey? How about a little lovemaking?"
The wife rolled over and turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder.
"What`s the matter?" he asked.
To which she replied, "You don*t think I am going to fire up this big ass grill for one little weenie, do you?
ha
ha
DICKS
What do you call a nigger that tries to fit in?
[spoiler]Cam[/spoiler]
How do you get a coon out of a cheese box?
[spoiler][/spoiler]
Quote from: PurgatorySurge on September 19, 2008, 04:20:06 PM
How do you get a coon out of a cheese box?
[spoiler][/spoiler]
Scare it by pretending to be a monster, of course.
I was just reading Boston and Shaun the other day to get a cheap laugh. The kid still hasn't updated since last year, unfortunately. He must've realized how terrible his comic was.
What can a bench do that a black man can't?
[spoiler]SUPPORT A FAMILY OF 4[/spoiler]
Quote from: Sean on September 19, 2008, 05:59:44 PM
Whats the difference between pizza and jews?
[spoiler]pizza taste gooooooood[/spoiler]
that's exactly what i thought when i read that line powerofone;
What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit?
[spoiler] The bucket [/spoiler]
How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?
[spoiler] Nine months [/spoiler]
Quote from: The Speaker Of Words on September 19, 2008, 08:51:34 PM
What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit?
[spoiler] The bucket [/spoiler]
How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?
[spoiler] Nine months [/spoiler]
even though ive heard both before this post made me laugh the most
Quote from: Det. ;] on September 19, 2008, 01:26:18 PM
Are you a fucking retard; do you honestly not know how to count?
Gee, I'm sorry.
Do you really have nothing better to do then point a simple error and flame me? I'd figured our problem was over.
in reply to every joke even though i already read them..."Me"
and yes you should be sorry...dumbass
3 =\= 1+1+1+1
I feel like I'm at the KKK comedy club...
Quote from: The Speaker Of Words on September 19, 2008, 08:51:34 PM
What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit?
[spoiler] The bucket [/spoiler]
How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?
[spoiler] Nine months [/spoiler]
I feel like a bad person for laughing. edumacate;
Quote from: Gotcha on September 20, 2008, 09:48:07 AM
I feel like a bad person for laughing. edumacate;
You are :|
The only new material I've seen here is three men = 4. doodella;
Quote from: Flying Circus on September 20, 2008, 09:39:21 AM
I feel like I'm at the KKK comedy club...
There'd be more rednecks goowan
rycerz sig looks like a doodella skidmark....
Quote from: Joes Smiling Revenge on September 20, 2008, 10:46:44 AM
There'd be more rednecks goowan
Well, you're from the south ain't you? goowan
Quote from: Flying Circus on September 20, 2008, 10:56:51 AM
Well, you're from the south ain't you? goowan
awww maaaaan :(
these racist jokes arent even that funny
in fact, i didnt even to read the spoiler to know what the answer was