What's the difference between pizza and jews

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[wawi]

Three men are on a rooftop.

Don't you mean four?

[Ezloﺕ]

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guff

are you infatuated with penises or something

[Daddy]

guff

are you infatuated with penises or something

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[Ezloﺕ]

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[Det in F♯ Major]

Three men are on a rooftop. One of them is White, one is Black, one is Arabic, and one is Indian.

Are you a fucking retard; do you honestly not know how to count?

[Meyer Lansky]

A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in the garden together.

As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said, "Hey honey, you're getting fat. Your butt is getting huge. I bet it's as big as the gas grill now."

The husband, feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yardstick, measured the grill and then measured his wife's butt.

"Yep", he said, "Just as I thought; just about the same size."

The wife got very angry and decided to let him do the gardening alone. She went inside and didn't speak to her husband the rest of the day.

That evening when they went to bed, the husband cuddled up to his wife and said, "How about it honey? How about a little lovemaking?"

The wife rolled over and turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder.

"What's the matter?" he asked.

To which she replied, "You don't think I am going to fire up this big ass grill for one little weenie, do you?"

[the shortest route to the sea]

A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in the garden together.

As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said, "Hey honey, you`re getting fat. Your butt is getting huge. I bet it`s as big as the gas grill now."

The husband, feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yardstick, measured the grill and then measured his wife`s butt.

"Yep", he said, "Just as I thought; just about he same size."

The wife got very angry and decided to let him do the gardening alone. She went inside and didn`t speak to her husband the rest of the day.

That evening when they went to bed, the husband cuddled up to his wife and said, "How about it honey? How about a little lovemaking?"

The wife rolled over and turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder.

"What`s the matter?" he asked.

To which she replied, "You don*t think I am going to fire up this big ass grill for one little weenie, do you?

ha

ha

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[Paul]

What do you call a that tries to fit in?
[spoiler]Cam[/spoiler]

[Nyerp]

How do you get a coon out of a cheese box?

[spoiler][/spoiler]

[Samus Aran]

How do you get a coon out of a cheese box?

[spoiler][/spoiler]

Scare it by pretending to be a monster, of course.

I was just reading Boston and Shaun the other day to get a cheap laugh. The kid still hasn't updated since last year, unfortunately. He must've realized how terrible his comic was.

[Gotcha]

What can a bench do that a black man can't?

[spoiler]SUPPORT A FAMILY OF 4[/spoiler]

[Det in F♯ Major]

Whats the difference between pizza and jews?

[spoiler]pizza taste gooooooood[/spoiler]

that's exactly what i thought when i read that line 

[The Speaker Of Words]

What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit?

[spoiler] The bucket [/spoiler]

How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?

[spoiler] Nine months [/spoiler]

[Tomboh]

What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit?

[spoiler] The bucket [/spoiler]

How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?

[spoiler] Nine months [/spoiler]

even though ive heard both before this post made me laugh the most