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Title: I had a dream
Post by: Nyerp on September 14, 2008, 09:08:09 AM
I had a dream about two small yet extremely dangerous animals.

The dream took place in what was supposed to be my "backyard". I remember walking out of some house and onto a porch overlooking a wide, flat yard with green grass. Across from me was a section of forest. To the left of the porch was a huge, aboveground sewer pipe of some sort. The part under it was brown and watery. There was lots of construction equipment and materials and chain-link fences tossed about the pipe. It was here that my dad and I found the strange creatures.

The first (much of this part of the dream escapes me) was found somewhere near the pipe. It was a short, yellow, springy snake/worm abomination with no eyes and four sharp teeth protruding from its devilish sucker. It may have attacked us, I'm not sure, but it eventually got away nonetheless.

The second animal we found not much later was waiting there, lying on the metal pipe. It was a small, blue-headed, white-bodied, and blue-footed rabbit-like creature with feathers sticking out from its tail. From my position on the porch, I quickly suggested to my father that we kill it, and he proceeded to lift up a huge metal sheet from further down the pipe and carry it over to the animal. As he prepped to smash the thing into oblivion, it started to stretch and yawn. My father hesitated. That's when he realized it--the fiend was tricking him. It was preparing to lunge. Dad sprinted. Bunny chased. I followed, with fear coursing through my veins. My father ducked behind fences in a fight for his survival, but the monster was not willing to entertain his struggle. Up, it leaped, toward his head as he tripped over lengths of metal. As he fell, he yelled to me with a strike of desperation, "It doesn't attack to kill!" I, having no idea what this had meant, but eager to save my father, ran straight past the creature in an effort to delude it from my fallen father. It followed. There I was, running parallel to it on one side of a narrow fence. I attempted to run the other way to deceive it, but I had underestimated its intellect and it continued to hop my way and past the fence.

I was standing out in the open field. The rabbit creature was moving fast towards me. It leaped into the air. Freeze frame. Wait a second, I thought to myself, it's aimed at my face...My eyes!! In a flash of sudden knowledge, my palms flew up. NIP! Its sharp front teeth drew blood from my fingers. There it was, at my feet, growling. A swift, yet hard kick and I was off. My father had been knocked temporarily unconscious. As I picked him up by his arms in a failing attempt to drag him away from the beast, it approached. In the nick of time, my dad came to, and in a flash of light, kicked the lunging beast into the air. I helped him up and we suddenly saw our destination.

We came to a large construction crane, built for moving girders. This one had four extending arms. We climbed inside. The bunny swiftly moved across the grasses. We stuck in the key. It leap over an anthill. We ignited the engine. It yelped. We had defeated it. Slowly yet surely we were driving it out from our yard. On our way, we encountered the yellow sucker snake, who was completely unaware. All arms aimed at a center position, target locked. SHHHPLUNKK! It screamed. We continued our mission. As we followed the yelping creature out into a street, my dad and I looked at each other. Though our victories were small and insignificant, we had conquered the day.

The sky turned orange in its last moments. The abomination scurried into a busy street. A futile attempt to leap out of our destructive reign. Splat.

I slept easy that night.

Then I woke up and went on Boyah.

hi

post your dreams
Title: Re: I had a dream
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on September 14, 2008, 09:12:55 AM
tl;dr
Title: Re: I had a dream
Post by: Nyerp on September 14, 2008, 11:04:29 AM
shut up you stupid bitch
Title: Re: I had a dream
Post by: Beta on September 14, 2008, 11:11:45 AM
tr;dl
Title: Re: I had a dream
Post by: Nyerp on September 14, 2008, 11:13:18 AM
Quote from: Che Guevara on September 14, 2008, 11:11:45 AM
tr;dl


Why the hell are you undipshitted?
Title: Re: I had a dream
Post by: Daddy on September 14, 2008, 11:19:02 AM
i cried myself to sleep and didn't dream i then woke up 2 hours later
Title: Re: I had a dream
Post by: FAMY2 on September 14, 2008, 11:23:54 AM
 My dreams are always about running from people. And they always have water in them for some reason.  :(
Title: Re: I had a dream
Post by: Nyerp on September 14, 2008, 11:31:47 AM
also there was something about poop falling on my mom's head but i don't know
Title: Re: I had a dream
Post by: Beta on September 14, 2008, 11:35:58 AM
@Nyerp.  Okay dokey...


My dreams are filled with tornadoes and sex.
Title: Re: I had a dream
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on September 14, 2008, 11:36:11 AM
Quote from: PurgatorySurge on September 14, 2008, 11:04:29 AM
shut up you stupid bitch


tl;dr
Title: Re: I had a dream
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on September 14, 2008, 11:36:40 AM
Sounds interesting. befuddlement
I haven't had a good dream in a while. :'(
Title: Re: I had a dream
Post by: Nyerp on September 14, 2008, 11:37:00 AM
also discuss my dream plz :)
Title: Re: I had a dream
Post by: Beta on September 14, 2008, 11:37:40 AM
Quote from: PurgatorySurge on September 14, 2008, 11:37:00 AM
also discuss my dream plz :)

the poop on your moms head one?  baddood;
Title: Re: I had a dream
Post by: Det in F♯ Major on September 14, 2008, 11:39:54 AM
Quote from: PurgatorySurge on September 14, 2008, 11:37:00 AM
also discuss my dream plz :)


hay guise im an attn. hore plz :)
Title: Re: I had a dream
Post by: Nyerp on September 14, 2008, 11:40:08 AM
Quote from: Che Guevara on September 14, 2008, 11:37:40 AM
the poop on your moms head one?  baddood;


no that was part of the first one

Quote from: Det. ;] on September 14, 2008, 11:39:54 AM
hay guise im an attn. hore plz :)


hi guys i am boost activity plz ;)
Title: Re: I had a dream
Post by: ME## on September 14, 2008, 11:41:41 AM
My dreams are embarrassing. :0


Also, your dream sounded fun. :(
Title: Re: I had a dream
Post by: YPrrrr on September 14, 2008, 11:42:43 AM
I just had a dream I was cheating on my girlfriend with another girl on my floor......
Title: Re: I had a dream
Post by: Nyerp on September 14, 2008, 11:43:24 AM
Quote from: ME86 on September 14, 2008, 11:41:41 AM
My dreams are embarrassing. :0


Also, your dream sounded fun. :(


It was scary at first, but then satisfying.

Quote from: Flying Circus on September 14, 2008, 11:42:43 AM
I just had a dream I was cheating on my girlfriend with another girl on my floor......


soap opera dream
Title: Re: I had a dream
Post by: YPrrrr on September 14, 2008, 11:44:02 AM
Quote from: PurgatorySurge on September 14, 2008, 11:43:24 AM
soap opera dream
yeah except no one died
Title: Re: I had a dream
Post by: Nyerp on September 14, 2008, 11:44:58 AM
Quote from: Flying Circus on September 14, 2008, 11:44:02 AM
yeah except no one died


was there sex?
Title: Re: I had a dream
Post by: YPrrrr on September 14, 2008, 11:46:41 AM
Quote from: PurgatorySurge on September 14, 2008, 11:44:58 AM
was there sex?
I forget, to be honest
Title: Re: I had a dream
Post by: Daddy on September 14, 2008, 11:49:15 AM
Quote from: Flying Circus on September 14, 2008, 11:42:43 AM
I just had a dream I was cheating on my girlfriend with another girl on my floor......
you bastard
Title: Re: I had a dream
Post by: laskfn on September 14, 2008, 12:47:34 PM
it seems as though nyerp had a dream about POKEMON

you should feel proud
Title: Re: I had a dream
Post by: YPrrrr on September 14, 2008, 01:46:54 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on September 14, 2008, 11:49:15 AM
you bastard
I have horrible morality in most of my dreams spam;
Title: Re: I had a dream
Post by: Nyerp on September 14, 2008, 02:19:30 PM
Quote from: LJTL on September 14, 2008, 12:47:34 PM
it seems as though nyerp had a dream about POKEMON

you should feel proud


those things were most definitely NOT pokemon doodthing;
Title: Re: I had a dream
Post by: laskfn on September 14, 2008, 02:21:18 PM
im pretty sure you were just in some wild grasses and you encountered a caterpie  caterpie; and then fleed only to come across a ratatta...you made it faint