I had a dream

[Nyerp]

I had a dream about two small yet extremely dangerous animals.

The dream took place in what was supposed to be my "backyard". I remember walking out of some house and onto a porch overlooking a wide, flat yard with green grass. Across from me was a section of forest. To the left of the porch was a huge, aboveground sewer pipe of some sort. The part under it was brown and watery. There was lots of construction equipment and materials and chain-link fences tossed about the pipe. It was here that my dad and I found the strange creatures.

The first (much of this part of the dream escapes me) was found somewhere near the pipe. It was a short, yellow, springy snake/worm abomination with no eyes and four sharp teeth protruding from its devilish sucker. It may have attacked us, I'm not sure, but it eventually got away nonetheless.

The second animal we found not much later was waiting there, lying on the metal pipe. It was a small, blue-headed, white-bodied, and blue-footed rabbit-like creature with feathers sticking out from its tail. From my position on the porch, I quickly suggested to my father that we kill it, and he proceeded to lift up a huge metal sheet from further down the pipe and carry it over to the animal. As he prepped to smash the thing into oblivion, it started to stretch and yawn. My father hesitated. That's when he realized it--the fiend was tricking him. It was preparing to lunge. Dad sprinted. Bunny chased. I followed, with fear coursing through my veins. My father ducked behind fences in a fight for his survival, but the monster was not willing to entertain his struggle. Up, it leaped, toward his head as he tripped over lengths of metal. As he fell, he yelled to me with a strike of desperation, "It doesn't attack to kill!" I, having no idea what this had meant, but eager to save my father, ran straight past the creature in an effort to delude it from my fallen father. It followed. There I was, running parallel to it on one side of a narrow fence. I attempted to run the other way to deceive it, but I had underestimated its intellect and it continued to hop my way and past the fence.

I was standing out in the open field. The rabbit creature was moving fast towards me. It leaped into the air. Freeze frame. Wait a second, I thought to myself, it's aimed at my face...My eyes!! In a flash of sudden knowledge, my palms flew up. NIP! Its sharp front teeth drew blood from my fingers. There it was, at my feet, growling. A swift, yet hard kick and I was off. My father had been knocked temporarily unconscious. As I picked him up by his arms in a failing attempt to drag him away from the beast, it approached. In the nick of time, my dad came to, and in a flash of light, kicked the lunging beast into the air. I helped him up and we suddenly saw our destination.

We came to a large construction crane, built for moving girders. This one had four extending arms. We climbed inside. The bunny swiftly moved across the grasses. We stuck in the key. It leap over an anthill. We ignited the engine. It yelped. We had defeated it. Slowly yet surely we were driving it out from our yard. On our way, we encountered the yellow sucker snake, who was completely unaware. All arms aimed at a center position, target locked. SHHHPLUNKK! It screamed. We continued our mission. As we followed the yelping creature out into a street, my dad and I looked at each other. Though our victories were small and insignificant, we had conquered the day.

The sky turned orange in its last moments. The abomination scurried into a busy street. A futile attempt to leap out of our destructive reign. Splat.

I slept easy that night.

Then I woke up and went on Boyah.

hi

post your dreams

[Det in F♯ Major]

tl;dr

[Nyerp]

shut up you stupid bitch

[Beta]

tr;dl

[Nyerp]

tr;dl

Why the hell are you undipshitted?

[Daddy]

i cried myself to sleep and didn't dream i then woke up 2 hours later

[FAMY2]

 My dreams are always about running from people. And they always have water in them for some reason. 

[Nyerp]

also there was something about poop falling on my mom's head but i don't know

[Beta]

@Nyerp.  Okay dokey...


My dreams are filled with tornadoes and sex.

[Det in F♯ Major]

shut up you stupid bitch

tl;dr

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Sounds interesting.
I haven't had a good dream in a while. :'(

[Nyerp]

also discuss my dream plz

[Beta]

also discuss my dream plz

the poop on your moms head one? 

[Det in F♯ Major]

also discuss my dream plz

hay guise im an attn. hore plz

[Nyerp]

the poop on your moms head one? 

no that was part of the first one

hay guise im an attn. hore plz

hi guys i am boost activity plz