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Title: Son, it's time for you and I to have a talk...
Post by: Samus Aran on May 24, 2007, 08:03:22 PM
...about gloryholes. Gloryholes are a wonderful thing, really, and soon you'll come to appreciate them. Sure, you might think they're "gross" right now, but soon you'll want one for your very own, to be with and love and cherish. You'll want to spend a lot of time with your gloryhole, and you'll have to make commitments to it. Of course, that doesn't mean you can't have fun with lots of different gloryholes first, but eventually, you'll have to be a one-gloryhole man. And once that happens, you'll want to do something very special with that gloryhole. What I mean is that you'll want to make a child with it, son. A child just like you are now. You want me to explain? Well...that's a talk for a different time, son. Now, let's go back inside the house to MY gloryhole for some good ol' home cooking.
Title: Re: Son, it's time for you and I to have a talk...
Post by: SBKT on May 24, 2007, 08:06:42 PM
But the gloryhole smells of stale beer and fish! I don't wanna go!
Title: Re: Son, it's time for you and I to have a talk...
Post by: fox127 on May 24, 2007, 08:07:46 PM
Yes, papa
Title: Re: Son, it's time for you and I to have a talk...
Post by: demonprince on May 24, 2007, 08:16:25 PM
But you could get arrested.  emo;
Title: Re: Son, it's time for you and I to have a talk...
Post by: ncba93ivyase on May 24, 2007, 08:23:29 PM
MORNING GLORY?
Title: Re: Son, it's time for you and I to have a talk...
Post by: ClassicTyler on May 24, 2007, 08:24:08 PM
Um..somehow I feel this MAY be directed towards me...
Title: Re: Son, it's time for you and I to have a talk...
Post by: fox127 on May 24, 2007, 08:24:50 PM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 24, 2007, 08:24:08 PM
Um..somehow I feel this MAY be directed towards me...
HAI TYLUR wub;
Title: Re: Son, it's time for you and I to have a talk...
Post by: SBKT on May 24, 2007, 08:26:47 PM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 24, 2007, 08:24:08 PM
Um..somehow I feel this MAY be directed towards me...
Don't be paranoid, it's mdirected towards ME! flashfap;
Title: Re: Son, it's time for you and I to have a talk...
Post by: ClassicTyler on May 24, 2007, 08:32:12 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 24, 2007, 08:26:47 PM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 24, 2007, 08:24:08 PM
Um..somehow I feel this MAY be directed towards me...
Don't be paranoid, it's mdirected towards ME! flashfap;

Fact of the day: Glory-hole as described by Urban Dictionary.
The hole that is frequently seen in the wall at peep shows or rest areas frequented by homosexual men. It is used for giving/receiving fellatio while remaining anonymous to your partner.
Title: Re: Son, it's time for you and I to have a talk...
Post by: The artist formally known on May 24, 2007, 08:33:01 PM
I love glory holes  shlick;
Title: Re: Son, it's time for you and I to have a talk...
Post by: SBKT on May 24, 2007, 08:39:13 PM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 24, 2007, 08:32:12 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 24, 2007, 08:26:47 PM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 24, 2007, 08:24:08 PM
Um..somehow I feel this MAY be directed towards me...
Don't be paranoid, it's mdirected towards ME! flashfap;

Fact of the day: Glory-hole as described by Urban Dictionary.
The hole that is frequently seen in the wall at peep shows or rest areas frequented by homosexual men. It is used for giving/receiving fellatio while remaining anonymous to your partner.
No shit, you're using URBAN DICTIONARY.
Title: Re: Son, it's time for you and I to have a talk...
Post by: Fireman.exe on May 24, 2007, 08:40:06 PM
I'm home alone, tyler.  wub; I WUNT SUM NAO
Title: Re: Son, it's time for you and I to have a talk...
Post by: heltar on May 24, 2007, 08:40:14 PM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 24, 2007, 08:24:08 PM
Um..somehow I feel this MAY be directed towards me...


You'll be all okay!
Title: Re: Son, it's time for you and I to have a talk...
Post by: ClassicTyler on May 24, 2007, 08:40:34 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 24, 2007, 08:39:13 PM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 24, 2007, 08:32:12 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 24, 2007, 08:26:47 PM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 24, 2007, 08:24:08 PM
Um..somehow I feel this MAY be directed towards me...
Don't be paranoid, it's mdirected towards ME! flashfap;

Fact of the day: Glory-hole as described by Urban Dictionary.
The hole that is frequently seen in the wall at peep shows or rest areas frequented by homosexual men. It is used for giving/receiving fellatio while remaining anonymous to your partner.
No http://starcraft2.com/, you're using URBAN DICTIONARY.

Shall I direct you to the "educational" websites I've seen of Gay Glory-Holes?
Title: Re: Son, it's time for you and I to have a talk...
Post by: V on May 24, 2007, 08:41:01 PM
Quote from: helter skelter on May 24, 2007, 08:40:14 PM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 24, 2007, 08:24:08 PM
Um..somehow I feel this MAY be directed towards me...


You'll be all okay!


Wrong, beeotch.

IT'LL ALL BE OKAY! bomberman;
Title: Re: Son, it's time for you and I to have a talk...
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on May 24, 2007, 08:41:15 PM
Hai and Bai thar paypoles... Gotz ta go to sleep...
Title: Re: Son, it's time for you and I to have a talk...
Post by: ClassicTyler on May 24, 2007, 08:41:33 PM
Quote from: V on May 24, 2007, 08:41:01 PM
Quote from: helter skelter on May 24, 2007, 08:40:14 PM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 24, 2007, 08:24:08 PM
Um..somehow I feel this MAY be directed towards me...


You'll be all okay!


Wrong, beeotch.

IT'LL ALL BE OKAY! bomberman;

YES! bomberman;
Title: Re: Son, it's time for you and I to have a talk...
Post by: Morning_Glory on May 24, 2007, 08:48:11 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on May 24, 2007, 08:23:29 PM
MORNING GLORY?

You rang? awesome;
Title: Re: Son, it's time for you and I to have a talk...
Post by: Samus Aran on May 25, 2007, 09:50:41 AM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 24, 2007, 08:24:08 PM
Um..somehow I feel this MAY be directed towards me...


Oh my fucking god, IT IS NOT.
Title: Re: Son, it's time for you and I to have a talk...
Post by: SBKT on May 25, 2007, 09:54:33 AM
Quote from: Kaz on May 25, 2007, 09:50:41 AM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 24, 2007, 08:24:08 PM
Um..somehow I feel this MAY be directed towards me...


Oh my fucking god, IT IS NOT.
And I tried not to.
Title: Re: Son, it's time for you and I to have a talk...
Post by: ClassicTyler on May 25, 2007, 09:55:14 AM
Quote from: Kaz on May 25, 2007, 09:50:41 AM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 24, 2007, 08:24:08 PM
Um..somehow I feel this MAY be directed towards me...


Oh my http://starcraft2.com/ god, IT IS NOT.

I love you Kaz. You get pissed off so easily.  flower;
But seriously, I was joking. I knew it wasn't. ;D
Title: Re: Son, it's time for you and I to have a talk...
Post by: Samus Aran on May 25, 2007, 09:55:55 AM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 25, 2007, 09:55:14 AM
Quote from: Kaz on May 25, 2007, 09:50:41 AM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 24, 2007, 08:24:08 PM
Um..somehow I feel this MAY be directed towards me...


Oh my http://starcraft2.com/ god, IT IS NOT.

I love you Kaz. You get pissed off so easily.  flower;
But seriously, I was joking. I knew it wasn't. ;D


... argh;

You're paranoid a lot, so I figured you were serious yet again.
Title: Re: Son, it's time for you and I to have a talk...
Post by: ClassicTyler on May 25, 2007, 09:56:58 AM
Quote from: Kaz on May 25, 2007, 09:55:55 AM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 25, 2007, 09:55:14 AM
Quote from: Kaz on May 25, 2007, 09:50:41 AM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 24, 2007, 08:24:08 PM
Um..somehow I feel this MAY be directed towards me...


Oh my http://starcraft2.com/ god, IT IS NOT.

I love you Kaz. You get pissed off so easily.  flower;
But seriously, I was joking. I knew it wasn't. ;D


... argh;

You're paranoid a lot, so I figured you were serious yet again.

I know. And that's why I was playing with you.  flower;
Title: Re: Son, it's time for you and I to have a talk...
Post by: SBKT on May 25, 2007, 10:05:14 AM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 25, 2007, 09:56:58 AM
Quote from: Kaz on May 25, 2007, 09:55:55 AM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 25, 2007, 09:55:14 AM
Quote from: Kaz on May 25, 2007, 09:50:41 AM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 24, 2007, 08:24:08 PM
Um..somehow I feel this MAY be directed towards me...


Oh my http://starcraft2.com/ god, IT IS NOT.

I love you Kaz. You get pissed off so easily.  flower;
But seriously, I was joking. I knew it wasn't. ;D


... argh;

You're paranoid a lot, so I figured you were serious yet again.

I know. And that's why I was playing with you.  flower;
We got all playe for fools and stuff.

Not fun.